If Haskell and ENTERPRISE had a lovechild...

They already do and it's called CAL.
It's basically Haskell without:
  - Pattern-matching style function definitions
  - Monads
  - Sectioning of infix operators (like in map (*2) [1..])
  - OFIOC

And with:
  - ENTERPRISE names for functions, like removeDuplicates instead if nub
  - Interoperability with the Java^tm plataform.
  - Some more shit I didn't feel like listing.

Check it out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_Framework

So in other words it is totally different, and also shit.

but pattern matching and monads are so useful.

DO NOT REALLY WANT

I am a Haskellite ans I am not thrilled. I chose Haskell because I don't want to get serious.

>>4
You're gonna have to grow up sometime.

>>1
It also doesn't have multiple parameter type classes.

rape-child

CAL doesn't have in-built support for monads.
How does it quarantine side effects and ensure purely functional code remain pure?
Terrible!

>>5
You're gonna have to throw up sometime.

>>9
lol. Hax my shit-stained anus,　faggot.

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>>1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_Framework
That CAL logo looks like some bizarre sexual position.

>>8
By using ad-hoc convoluted workarounds that may blow up in your face at any time. ENTREPRISE style.

Spock implemented an AJAX frontend for his multi-paradigm SQL web 2.0 media sharing site.

ENTERPRISE

Silly rabbit, haskell's for kids

The less disposable you?