If Haskell and ENTERPRISE had a lovechild...

They already do and it's called CAL.
It's basically Haskell without:
  - Pattern-matching style function definitions
  - Monads
  - Sectioning of infix operators (like in map (*2) [1..])
  - OFIOC

And with:
  - ENTERPRISE names for functions, like removeDuplicates instead if nub
  - Interoperability with the Java^tm plataform.
  - Some more shit I didn't feel like listing.

Check it out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_Framework