/prog/ - Objective C is horrible

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 6:05

How can you retards like that shitfest of a language? I would rather live in a portable toilet for a week than look at the fucking syntax of this language. It doesn't even support multiple inheritance for fucks sake. You should all go die.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 6:06

Could someone repost this story about duel inheritance in java please?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 6:15

Once there was an old Javanese fisherman. One day he caught a mermaid in his net. When he set her free, she agreed to grant him three wishes.

The fisherman was completely bald, so he wished for a full head of hair.
For the second day he asked to be fabulously rich. For his third wish, he asked for some mermaid lovin'.

The mermaid obliged, but shortly after they began, an angry merman appeared, saying he was the mermaid's husband, and challenged the fisherman to a duel.

Accepting the challenge, the old fisherman jumped into the water and promptly drowned.

So the next day, the fisherman's son went to the reading of his will. To the son's dismay, he was told that he wouldn't recieve a cent of his father's estate.

The reason?

Java doesn't allow duel inheritance.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 7:48

I got shot in the face by a gang of hassidic jews right before getting home, cornered and anally raped by a pack of stray dogs which somehow managed to shit down my throat, fell down some stairs and landed on my back, threw up in a geyser of blood, shit, and vodka all over myself, and was dragged into my bedroom, and while I was being beaten by several arab terrorist suicide bombers, I managed to jack off onto my computer and write some elegant Haskell code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 8:14

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Didn't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 8:20

>>5
It's a Haskell joke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 10:53

>>6

s = >>6

' '.join(next(islice(permutations(s.split()), 12, 13)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 20:45

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>>> s = '>>5\nIt\'s a Haskell joke.'

>>> ' '.join(next(islice(permutations(s.split()), 12, 13)))

Traceback (most recent call last):

  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>

NameError: name 'next' is not defined

>>>

?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 21:19

You mean Objectionable-C

amiright?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 22:14

Why is Apple developing their Mac OS API in this language?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 22:16

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Because you touch yourself at night, that's why.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 22:26

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Mr Sussman, please stop importuning the kid at once!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 1:19

>>10
Because Smalltalk syntax and semantics grafted onto C are the future, man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 1:24

RE: multiple inheritance

It was well established in Design Patterns that multiple class inheritance is not needed. Interfaces (type inheritance) can do anything anything multiple class inheritance can do.

(Java programmer here)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 1:25

>>13

That sounds horrible

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 1:48

>>14

Fuck, you can even misuse the idea of interfaces and use empty ones as attributes, and let some arbitrary reflection calls handle any messy details that you might need to implement.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 7:53

>>16
Or use annotations

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 8:18

>>14
(Java programmer here)
Good thing you added that clarification. We never would have been able to tell otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 8:27

It isn't that bad. I'd use (and have used) it any day over Sepples. With Cocoa, it's by far the best environment for writing GUI programs I've ever had the pleasure to use. For me, its greatest problem is the lack of operator overloading.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 10:52

Java is full of dicks.
Example: java.util.Calendar class. How to set the hour on a objcet of the Calendar class? You would normally suspect the class has a method setHourOfDay but instead you have to use this retarded scheme:



Calendar c = new GregorianCalendar();

c.set(Calendar.HOUR_OF_DAY, 8);

WHAT THE FUCK!
I'd also like to murder the guy who came up with the Bean pattern. It's like he went "let's pretend Java has a proper reflection facility" and made a code generator in NetBeans to make up for it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 12:31

>>20
Everything date-related in the standard libraries is crap. Beans are also shit (along with all J2EE garbage). But Java the language is pretty good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 12:52

>>21
But Java the language is pretty good.
For writing toy applets, maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 12:58

>>21
But Java the language is pretty good.
Well, it isn't as retarded as the people who use it

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 15:50

Horrible!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 19:07

>>22
For writing toy applets, maybe.
I disagree. Java is widely used in the enterprise.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 19:13

>>25
NCC-1701 or NCC-1701-C?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 22:26

>>26
NCC-1701-C was only in one episode. I think you mean NCC-1701-D.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 1:43

>>26
Neither. The HMS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 1:53

>>27
that was the only episode of TNG that was worth watching. well, that and the one where that bald french faggot got ass-raped by the borg.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 3:38

I'd like to touch your bussard rampscoop

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 15:27

>>1

Your mother's anus is horrible. What's your point?

Name: Annoymous 2009-02-05 16:47

I believe we should point to objective c

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:07

>>25

Like Runescape? And those crappy applets designed to show students physics concepts?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 21:44

>>34

If you get a job, you'll find out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 13:56

>>35
But that's the ENTERPRISE >>21 said was terrible about the language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 0:28

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 5:19

jew

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 6:02

Here's what happened the last time we harped on Objective-C:

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1258908358

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 9:38

>>39
What happened the last time you were a rude fuck and threadbumped shit threads?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 10:18

Brainfuck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 10:29

>>14
But interfaces are declarations only, you still need to implement the stuff you want separately for each class implementing the interface. What if you want to include a ready component into a class?
Not that multiple inheritance isn't a clusterfuck, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 10:37

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lol u got necrotrolled

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 11:13

>>43
Screw you. I'll respond to whichever post I want.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 11:33

>>65
Screw you. I'll respond to whichever post I want.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 13:24

>>43
Learn to omptimize your cites, ``faggot´´

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 13:27

>>39
Oh, so the last Objective-C thread got threadstopped. This thred deserves the same fate. Starting sagebot in 3, 2, 1...

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Oh for fucks sake, guys.

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Secret Xarn post.

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638 get

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 8:52

bumping this awesome thread

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 9:14

multiple inheritance
If you have to use multiple inheritance, you're doing it wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 12:51

>>641
s/multiple //

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 14:06

Cocoa is awesome because Steve Jobs made it for us

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 14:08

>>643
Cocoa ≠ Objective-C

Objective C is horrible

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