Objective C is horrible

How can you retards like that shitfest of a language? I would rather live in a portable toilet for a week than look at the fucking syntax of this language. It doesn't even support multiple inheritance for fucks sake. You should all go die.

I got shot in the face by a gang of hassidic jews right before getting home, cornered and anally raped by a pack of stray dogs which somehow managed to shit down my throat, fell down some stairs and landed on my back, threw up in a geyser of blood, shit, and vodka all over myself, and was dragged into my bedroom, and while I was being beaten by several arab terrorist suicide bombers, I managed to jack off onto my computer and write some elegant Haskell code.