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WHO WILL LEAH CULVER BANG NEXT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 2:51

Chris from github!

http://twitter.com/leahculver/status/1108687274

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 2:54

We definitely do need a Web 2.0 tabloid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:55

>>2
if you hadn't noticed yet. THIS IS IT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:56

It's too bad she wont live, but then again, who does?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:11

>>3
This site is not even Web1.0 ,since BBSes such as these are older then 90's.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:37

>>5
Are you dialling up?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:43

>>5jajavascript:quote(5,"post1231572989");vascript:quote(5,"post1231572989");

I sometimes miss pre-EndlessSeptember USENET.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:51

>>6,7
I don't have to use dial-up or USENET to know their function.

Name: 7 2009-01-10 4:58

jajajajajavascript:

What happened to studder like that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:59

>>9
He used a double quote inside a quote without JavaScript enabled at all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:06

Boy, she really gets around, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:21

>>11
I just point out how he managed to mangle his text.
He could have JavaScript enabled and avoid the text quoting by hand.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 10:58

>>1
He uses TextMate[1]


1. http://ozmm.org/

Name: Leah Culver fan 2009-01-10 11:03

Check out her favourite music of 2008! :)

http://leahculver.vox.com/library/post/albums-of-2008.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 12:06

>>14
terrible

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 2:09

The only good thing that will come out of Leah Culver is that she will spread STDs to the whole "Web 2.0" "community" hopefully reducing their chance of procreation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 2:19

>>14
That makes my blood boil. So. Much.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 2:20

>>14
Your musical compatibility with leahculver is LOW
Music you have in common includes Midnight Juggernauts, Blonde Redhead, MGMT and Radiohead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 2:22

>>13
He also knows why LISP failed: http://ozmm.org/posts/why_lisp_failed.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 5:16

Your musical compatibility with leahculver is VERY LOW
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___________________________________
That's all there was. I guess we have no music in common.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-11 6:13

>>20
Why this would be significant?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 12:22

Your musical compatibility with leahculver is Low

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
Music you have in common includes Ratatat, The Weakerthans, Girl Talk, Band of Horses and Feist.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 13:17

Your sexual compatibility with leahculver is VERY EXTREMELY HIGH

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 13:18

>>22
Feist? What are you some kind of faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 13:26

>>23
That's nothing special, she'll fuck anyone. If they're famous in a Web 2.0 kind of way and it may advance her career.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 13:30

Why not tell us, what you listen to, then, >>24?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 13:31

Why indeed? IAWTC

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 14:13

>>26
I listen to SICP on repeat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 14:14

I think Leah Culver will bang Patrick Collison next. And she'll read the source code for CROMA LISP and upload it to /prog/ for all of us.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 14:30

>>29
I don't think Leah Culver can read LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 16:25

Your musical compatibility with leahculver is Very High

Music you have in common includes Ra Ra Riot, The Bird and the Bee, Girl Talk, Vampire Weekend and CSS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 17:21

>>31
Cascading Style Sheet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 17:22

>>32
I love their latest album

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 17:45

>>33
You mean CSS 3.0?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 18:19

I want a blowjob from some CROMA lips

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 22:31

Hipsterfags detected.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 1:02

>>35

FAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 1:15

OK so... I slept with Leah Culver. This isn't a

I'm not going to tell you who I am, but I'm a lead developer at a relatively new startup which recently (thank god in today's climate) got some decent funding from a VC. Techcrunch covered us, so if you want to do some digging maybe you can guess.

But I digress. A few weeks (months?) ago I met Leah at a conference, and the way she acts around all men is over-the-top flirtatious. I mean, it's really bad. The worst part is that most of us programmer types don't even know what to do with her... but of course, the CEOs, MBAs, marketing-types are all over her. Most of those guys are really smooth with women, I guess you have to have great social skills all around.

Anyways, as it turns out Leah isn't into that kind of a guy. I'm sure you've heard that nerds are much more grateful to get laid, actually try in bed, etc. So maybe that's why she likes the socially awkward types so much.

Since I really didn't think I had a chance at the time, I was really acting naturally around her, as opposed to some of the other guys who just choked up. We really hit it off, and before I knew it we were back at my hotel room.

I've gotta say she wasn't so great in bed. I haven't been with that many women in my life but I can tell good sex from bad sex.

I haven't seen her since, and (unfortunately?) we didn't keep in touch. She didn't ask me for any favors or try to "advance her career". I think she genuinely likes banging dorks.

And I guess there's nothing wrong with that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 1:16

>>38

**OK so... I slept with Leah Culver. This isn't a bel-air or copypasta.

Whoops!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 1:59

>>38
Congratulations on your AIDS. Have you decided what to do with it yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 3:47

>>38
this post made me smile, i hope its true
i'd just like to know there's someone out there like her!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 3:48

>>38
You had sex with a slut. You are a manwhore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 6:43

>>38
Ahh.
Reminds me of my ex.
Except my ex didn't know Python.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 7:21

>>38
Did you enjoy her cleft labia?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 7:35

This board is weird. You are all fucking weird.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 7:35

wait what... testing...

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 7:36

That was VIP quality!
Flag on the moon... how did it get there?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 7:37

That was VIP quality!
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
Click here to be forwarded manually

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 7:37

What the fuck. This shit is /jp/ related.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 7:40

One word: The malformed labia of Leah Culver. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 7:56

>>38
I want to believe this SO BADLY

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 8:19

>>44
Malformed labia: ribbed for extra pleasure

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 8:46

>>48
This is adaption of Unlimited Blade Works copypasta which is in turn was appropriated from Fate/Stay Night Anime:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archer_(Fate/stay_night)#Noble_Phantasms
        "I am the bone of my sword.
        Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
        I have created over a thousand blades.
        Unknown to death.
        Nor known to life.
        Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
        Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
        So as I pray, 'Unlimited Blade Works'."

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 8:51

You are now being forwarded manually

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 9:02

>>54
This phrase its an oxymoron as it implies forwarding is done by external party,which isn't manual.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 10:08

>>55
Let me tell you: that didn't make any sense whatsoever.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 10:33

>>54,55
"You are now being forwarded manually :"

you->focus:subject
are now-> time:current time
being ->action:subject is in state
being forwarded->imperative: subject is forwarded
manually->descriptive:action attributed to subject
See contradiction in last two sentences?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 10:38

>>57
No.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 10:38

>>57
Manually -> Descriptive: type attributed to action attributed to subject.

Thanks for playing though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 10:40

>>58
>>59
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1231209853/10

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 10:41

>>59
the implied action is the forwarding which is in state of "being forwarded" in imperative tone.
You are now being disproven, manually.
^Does the above make any sense?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 10:44

>>60
SPAM

KILL ANONYMOUS FOR THAT REFRESHING REDNESS

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 10:47

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/by_hand
by hand

   1. (idiomatic) Manually; without the use of automation or machines.

          The computers went down and they had to do all the bookkeeping by hand that day.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 10:49

compare:
>>54 "You are now being forwarded manually ."

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 10:56

Which would be improper from of:
"You are being (automatically) forwarded"
With 'automatically' implied:The action is not attributed to "you" at all.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 11:13

The contradiction can be seen more clearly when you analyze the implied meaning :
"You are being (automatically) forwarded manually"

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 11:50

Oh
My
Fucking
God
Do the human gene-pool a favor and kill yourself.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 11:56

>>67
What exactly human gene pool has to do with my post about contradiction in >>66

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 12:05

>>61

Yes forwarding is the action. What is your point?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-12 12:11

>>69 -> >>66

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 12:47

YANBTM

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 15:16

UNLIMITED TROLL WORKS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 15:21

I'd very happily bang Leah Culver right in her __vagoo__ method.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 19:48

fuck you prog for ruining a great thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 19:58

This thread is not about pedantry. It is about LEAH CULVER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 20:04

Has she fucked him yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 20:14

This thread is not about penetration. It is about PENETRATING LEAH CULVER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 21:02

So is FrozenVoid just another name for Leah Culver's vagina?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 21:26

STOP SEEING HIS POSTS YOU STUPID FUCKERS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 23:07

This thread is not about pederasty. It is about LEAH CULVER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 0:33

PENETRATING LEAH CULVER
PENETRATING LEAH CULVER
PENETRATING LEAH CULVER
PENETRATING LEAH CULVER
PENETRATING LEAH CULVER
PENETRATING LEAH CULVER
PENETRATING LEAH CULVER

I'd cleave her labia if you catch my drift.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-13 1:05

>>78
My name is not related to Leah Culver.
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/StarCraft_Episode_VI#Epilogue
The name is taken from last words in the cinematic sequence of Starcraft Broodwar.(it refers to cold,unexplored deep space)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 1:26

I would love it so much if you were not a collaborative trolling effort. Just the thought that there might exist a human being that is able to suck the soul out of everything he encounters just by being gives me an erection.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-13 1:27

>>83
I'm a "collaborative trolling effort" now? By what?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-13 1:56

>>83
You probably confusing my posts with /prog/ imitators who thought "mocking" me(with their posts) would make me stop posting or somethign to that effect.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 2:08

>>85
You probably confusing my posts with /prog/ imitators who thought "haxing" me(with their penii) would make me my anus cum or somethign to that effect.

fix'd

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-13 2:17

>>86
The something isn't "fixed". You replicated a typo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 2:23

>>86
what the fuck is a penius?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-13 2:30

>>88
His faux-latin for "penes"(plural) and phallus

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-13 2:33

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis#Slang
Slang
Sister project     Look up Wikisaurus:penis in
Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

As with nearly any aspect of the human body that is involved in sexual or excretory functions, the word penis is considered inherently funny from a juvenile perspective, and there are many slang words for the penis, such as "cock", "dick", "shlong", or "willy". Many of these are noted in the bathroom humor article.

"Penii" is sometimes facetiously or mistakenly used as a plural form of "penis" instead of "penes" or "penises," its correct forms.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 3:54

>>88
its a cheap korean pentium clone

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 13:55

Holy shit, >>38 fucked Leah Culver and you guys argue about FrozenVoid for 50 posts?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 14:07

troll LISP SICP
>>38
cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 14:15

>>92
Oh, please.  People don't actually have sex.
troll LISP SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 14:16

>>94
One can always dream, right? ;_;

SICP troll LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 14:30

>>95
No, FrozenVoid sucked all dreams and hopes away.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 14:35

>>95
If you're gonna dream make it about Touhous, not some 3D skank.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 14:44

>>97
I wish I could convince a little girl to cosplay as Flandre.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 15:50

I hope this thread will one day be the first result in Google for Leah Culver.

Name: HMA FAN 2009-01-13 16:09

``hax my anii'' is the proper plurial of ``hax my anus''; I find it thus quite reasonable that ``penii'' be used for ``penis''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 16:32

That's it!  I'm twitting this thread to Leah Culver!!

actually, i won't and i don't even know how twitter works

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 16:32

>>100
The plural of ``anus'' is ``ani''. The plural of ``penis'' is ``penes''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 16:36

>>102
What's the plural of fungi?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 16:43

>>103
kawaii

Name: HMA FAN 2009-01-13 16:57

>>102
I'm afraid my authority regarding anii is superior to yours.

Name: SEO EXPERT 2009-01-13 17:02

>>99
Sexy Leah Culver Erotic Python Video XXX Culvet Cu1ver Cuiver FREE Culver Image Galleries Leah Culver Secret Sex Video Ajax Barely Legal Leah Culver Teens Social Hentai Culver

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 20:17

>>106
Leah Culver Web 2.0 Sex XXX Silicon Valley Slut

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 22:43

I'd gladly ask Leah Culver not to wash her vagina for a week, then drive my tongue right into her vagina, savouring every bit of concentrated taste of pussy, pushing hard with the tip of my tongue in order to feel the warmth, while letting her intense scent fly through my nostrils, only to widen my tongue shortly afterwards and move up, reaching her clitoris, closing my lips around her clitoral hood and sucking her into heaven.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 22:45

>>108
This got me hard. Seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 23:22

>>109
LEAH CULVER?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 0:01

>>109
Go /b/ack to /b/ed Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 0:28

>>110-111
If I was Leah Culver I would be rubbing my VAGINA.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 0:57

>>112
Not NECESSARILY

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 1:36

ENTERPRISE VAGINA

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-14 3:08

>>96
Your wishful thinking and delusions have no place here.

Name: Leah Culver 2009-01-14 19:00

This thread is unacceptable and ultimately disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 19:04

ITT cunts

____________
Tweeted from my iPhone

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 20:38

She'll bang RMS Richard Stallman next.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 22:24

>>115
delusions
Takumi?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 17:57

LEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:26

How do you pronounce Leah?
1) Lee
2) Leh
3) Leeyah (faggot)
4) Other

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:29

I pronounce it ``Lee''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:44

>>121
5) Lay-ah

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:45

hello im patrick the gingor join my community of haxxors if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of /YHBT/ ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:46

>>123
That would be 4) Other, good sir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:47

5. I don't

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 19:08

>>123
6) Leh-ah

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 20:24

Has she fucked him yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 20:27

>>128
Make an educated guess

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 20:31

>>128-129
Nope - she was busy dealing with code injection from my Web 2.0 framework, if you catch my drift.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 20:40

>>130
I catch it, but you're awfully vague as to the point of entry.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 20:55

>>131
The most likely point of entry would be the gaping cleft of her labia.

Name: HMA MY ANUS 2009-01-15 22:39

>>132
I beg to differ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 12:34

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leah_Culver
This page has been deleted. The deletion log for the page is provided below for reference.
* 13:41, 18 June 2008 Ultraexactzz (Talk | contribs) deleted "Leah Culver" ‎ (A7 (bio): Real person; doesn't indicate importance/significance)
Web 2.0 is a harsh mistress.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-16 12:40

>>134
Needs notability:reliable sources,citations,press/media mentions,etc
 
_________________________
orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 13:02

>>135
In her article's case they didn't even have to get into notability and verifiability:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:CSD#A7

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 13:04

>>134
ENTERPRISE WIKIPEDIA BURN

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 16:18

>>135
Needs to FUCK OFF

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 16:22

>>138
☃ Please ignore troll posts! ☃

http://userscripts.org/scripts/review/40415

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 16:59

>>135,138
Same person.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 11:36


B-trees are for afterall.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 11:35

Well hello Christopher. You still together?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 12:08

>>135,136
Wikipedia sucks. Thanks for the reminder from the past.
In perfect world there would be article for everyone
In a perfect world
This could never happen
In a perfect world
You’d still be here
And it makes no sense
I could just pick up the pieces
But to you this means nothing,
Nothing at all

Name: ​​​​​​​​​​ 2010-09-07 19:03

Name: ​​​​​​​​​​ 2010-09-09 15:00

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 21:06

>>106
Fuck you, this thread is the first Google result for "Leah Culver's sex tape."

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 0:28

please stop posting about this nobody

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 18:33

>>148
Zhivago is a nobody, not Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 18:35

>>149
Leah is a celeb
Zhivago is an expert

enjoy turning /prog/ into Hello! magazine

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 18:56

>>150
enjoy turning /prog/ into TMZ, you ``faggot''

Fixed that for you >>150-san

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 3:05

Who the fuck is Leah Culver?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 4:25

>>152
Google stalk her, like a proper basement dweller would.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:21

Leah

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:24

Oh dear fuck, Leah is 30! Would not bang.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:25

>>155
How old are you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:32

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3428/3237845802_3b181285d7_o.jpg
Look at those tits!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:32

>>156
12.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:10

>>157
I bet she'd sue me for sexual harassment if I tried to read what it says on her shirt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:10

Leah's latest failed enterprise: https://seesaw.co/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:32

>>160
Why do people need to ``appify'' basic parts of human social behaviour? If I wanted my friends' opinions on a dress, I'd just ask.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:49

>>160
i'm not defending leah, but you need to watch this

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=V_LurJfOSiA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DV_LurJfOSiA&gl=ES

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 13:26

>>161
Not to mention that the target audience already uses jewbook profusely, so why wouldn't they just use that ask their ``friends'' about how their skirts look?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 13:33

>>160
She's not even on the about page, what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 13:50

is there some Leah Culver porn somewhere?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 14:38

>>165
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 14:59

Someone post her hottest pics ITT. I'm sick of going through all her Flickr images and I know one of you has done it already.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:57

>>167
teehee~

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:43

>>167
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2959327750/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2504036066/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2504036368/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2503204941/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2560384470/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2791689424/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2958484107/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2567160766/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2789020760/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thomashawk/3865710765/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:45

>>169
The ugliest Touhou is infinitely cuter than that horse-faced cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:48

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Leah Culver. I've lost all interest in girls, besides her.

Leah Culver is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep every night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:50

>>169
More now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:59

>>169
Does flickr record referrer URL?  It would be hilarious if she notices a spike in the views and sees where it's coming from.

>>170
Fuck off, pedo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:01

>>173
I was just stating the facts.

How is this pedo? http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/621402/blood-blush-bow-breasts-brown_hair-censored-hair_b (yes, NSFW)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:09

>>174
Touhous are physically teenage girls[1]. Fortunately the law accounts for your ``b-but she's a 500-year-old vampire, officer!'' defense and uses constructions like appears to be[2] to get around your pedo anime loopholes that might work in Japan, but not in a first world country.

[1] http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/ZUN/ZUN%27s_E-mails
[2] http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:10

>>173
It would be hilarious if she notices a spike in the views and sees where it's coming from.
4dogs2electricboogaloo.swf

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:16

>>175
I don't live in the United States of Israel, David Cohen.

Basically, if we consider the top level as the height of a human in her late teens or older ['10代後半以降' means 15 years old or above]
That would make me an ephebophile, not a pedo, ``faggot''. I'm more than okay with that, because I'm 22, not a hook-nosed 40yo nigger.

Name: >>177 2013-02-10 19:18

By the way, Okuu wasn't mentioned in those mails, and Flandre is fucking shit for fags.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:18

Wait, so Ahmed is the paedo?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:19

>>177
You know, I almost mentioned that in my previous post. I had a whole paragraph written up, but I thought even a pedo faggot like you wouldn't stoop so low, so I deleted it. Here it was:

By the way, I use ``pedophile'' in the traditional sense, i.e. someone who wants to fuck children. If you don't consider 14-year-olds children or if you have to invent words like ``hebephile'' and ``ephebophile'' to feel better about yourself, then you are the worst kind of pedo scum.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:23

>>180
I don't want to fuck flesh-and-bone children. I want to fuck Okuu in my lucid dreams.

You, on the other hand, want to fuck a FIOCista with small breasts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:24

Christ, she's got such a huge fucking jawbone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:25

>>181
You're still a pedophile, you illogical cretin. I've spoken to men who only jack it to hentai and have no interest in real women, yet they don't deny being heterosexuals or foot fetishists. Why is it you anime pedophiles can't accept that you're pedophiles? I thought you were oh so proud of liking little girls?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:28

>>183
Oh, if you're going to take it that way, then yes, I'm a heterosexual ephebophile. I don't deny that.
if you have to invent words like ``hebephile'' and ``ephebophile'' to feel better about yourself
I can't fucking help the fact I don't like girls under 15yo or older than ~25yo. It's not to ``feel better about myself'', it's what I like. The term is too broad for my preferences.

Calling myself a pedophile would be like calling Leah a computer scientist even though she only knows FIOC and web shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:32

Leah is a Jewish name:
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/biography/Leah.html

>>183 is Yannick:
you illogical cretin

>>184 is a ``faggot'':
I'm a heterosexual ephebophile. I don't deny that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:35

This might surprise [spoiler]jew[spoiler], but I'm a JEW.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:35

I like little girls. 4ish to 10ish are the prettiest ages.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:35

>>186
I FUCKING HATE YOU BBCODE ASDKFJHASFHDKAJSDH FKJASDHFKJADSHFKASDJH DIE IN A FIRE SHII CRETIN

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:35

>>187
I feel sorry for your shit taste.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:38

>>170-189
I love your argument! I've read it 5 times! PLEASE POST MORE!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:40

Girls are at their most erotic while starting puberty and experimenting with masturbation and cute tween sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:40

Please sagebomb this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:42

http://youtu.be/cIBzkj8aYx4

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:42

>>192
Please bump better threads instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:44

>>189
No, you.

>>191
I disagree. Pure girls with flat chest and no sexual desires are the best. It defiles them to have knowledge about the lewd things that you mentioned. Puberty is terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:45

>>195
Flat chests are boring as fuck. I don't like melons either, I simply like something as big as your hands.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:47

Can someone just post more Leah pictures? Browsing Flickr and its Web 2.0 frontends are a pain, and Flickr has no sort of tagging system so I'm struggling to filter through all the crap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:48

>>196
But at that point they are just toys, not something to rub and caress. It's more sexual than sensual.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:00

>>196
This.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:00

200GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:03

Looks like Nikita and Ahmed are having a talk about their sexual preferences.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:06

>>201
How can you have a talk with yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:07

>>198
Who said you can't caress a hand-sized breast?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:12

>>203
I did; it's gross.

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree, again, fat-nugget-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:17

>>204
My cover was blown again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:17

Best thread on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:21

So far: Ahmed, Yannick, Fat Nugget-kun and that guy who hates pedophiles (probably shotgun-kun).

By the /prog/'s Three Person Lemma, at at least two of them are the same person.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:27

>>207
That Lemma is actually wrong.

There are only two people on /prog/: Shlomo (the Sussman and by extension LISPPER, FFP, fat nugget-kun, the pedophile, the Touhou guy, the sagebomber, the Javashit kike, the I adore JEWS guy, Xarn, lelcunt, Mentifex, you) and Ahmed (Nikita, Yannick, the shotgun retard, the guy who hates pedophiles, Retard-kun, Krueger, the guy who makes lolsorandom threads, the smoke weed every day guy, 私）。

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:01

>>208
I'm on the Shlomo side.

Name: shotgun intelligent person 2013-02-10 21:23

>>208
I am on Schlomo's side as well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:39

>>209,210
Siding with Shlomo is siding with the pedophiles and the JEWS. Allah will have you both burn in the pits of hell, vile kikeshits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:52

>>211
YHWH is going to condemn your suicide bombing, Abdul Mustafa.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:57

>>211
That's all wrong! Firstly, if you want to imitate Nikita, you have to use unoptimized quotes! Second, he is a subtle mudslime, and doesn't invoke Allah by name. Third, he would have made a note that the pedophiles are the Jews and pasted three paragraphs to `prove' it. Forth, he doesn't know how to sage.

Please learn from your mistakes and not replicate this poor behavior.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:32

>>211
No, you are the pedo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 1:50

>>212
>>213
>>214
Same pedojews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 2:04

>>213
Forth
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