WHO WILL LEAH CULVER BANG NEXT?

Chris from github!

http://twitter.com/leahculver/status/1108687274

We definitely do need a Web 2.0 tabloid.

>>2
if you hadn't noticed yet. THIS IS IT.

It's too bad she wont live, but then again, who does?

>>3
This site is not even Web1.0 ,since BBSes such as these are older then 90's.

>>5
Are you dialling up?

>>5jajavascript:quote(5,"post1231572989");vascript:quote(5,"post1231572989");

I sometimes miss pre-EndlessSeptember USENET.

>>6,7
I don't have to use dial-up or USENET to know their function.

jajajajajavascript:

What happened to studder like that?

>>9
He used a double quote inside a quote without JavaScript enabled at all.

Boy, she really gets around, huh?

>>11
I just point out how he managed to mangle his text.
He could have JavaScript enabled and avoid the text quoting by hand.

>>1
He uses TextMate^[1]


1. http://ozmm.org/

Check out her favourite music of 2008! :)

http://leahculver.vox.com/library/post/albums-of-2008.html

>>14
terrible

The only good thing that will come out of Leah Culver is that she will spread STDs to the whole "Web 2.0" "community" hopefully reducing their chance of procreation.

>>14
That makes my blood boil. So. Much.

>>14
Your musical compatibility with leahculver is LOW
Music you have in common includes Midnight Juggernauts, Blonde Redhead, MGMT and Radiohead.

>>13
He also knows why LISP failed: http://ozmm.org/posts/why_lisp_failed.html

Your musical compatibility with leahculver is VERY LOW
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_{That's all there was. I guess we have no music in common.}

>>20
Why this would be significant?

Your musical compatibility with leahculver is Low

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Music you have in common includes Ratatat, The Weakerthans, Girl Talk, Band of Horses and Feist.

Your sexual compatibility with leahculver is VERY EXTREMELY HIGH

>>22
Feist? What are you some kind of faggot?

>>23
That's nothing special, she'll fuck anyone. _{If they're famous in a Web 2.0 kind of way and it may advance her career.}

Why not tell us, what you listen to, then, >>24?

Why indeed? IAWTC

>>26
I listen to SICP on repeat.

I think Leah Culver will bang Patrick Collison next. And she'll read the source code for CROMA LISP and upload it to /prog/ for all of us.

>>29
I don't think Leah Culver can read LISP.

Your musical compatibility with leahculver is Very High

Music you have in common includes Ra Ra Riot, The Bird and the Bee, Girl Talk, Vampire Weekend and CSS.

>>31
Cascading Style Sheet?

>>32
I love their latest album

>>33
You mean CSS 3.0?

I want a blowjob from some CROMA lips

Hipsterfags detected.

>>35

FAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG

OK so... I slept with Leah Culver. This isn't a

I'm not going to tell you who I am, but I'm a lead developer at a relatively new startup which recently (thank god in today's climate) got some decent funding from a VC. Techcrunch covered us, so if you want to do some digging maybe you can guess.

But I digress. A few weeks (months?) ago I met Leah at a conference, and the way she acts around all men is over-the-top flirtatious. I mean, it's really bad. The worst part is that most of us programmer types don't even know what to do with her... but of course, the CEOs, MBAs, marketing-types are all over her. Most of those guys are really smooth with women, I guess you have to have great social skills all around.

Anyways, as it turns out Leah isn't into that kind of a guy. I'm sure you've heard that nerds are much more grateful to get laid, actually try in bed, etc. So maybe that's why she likes the socially awkward types so much.

Since I really didn't think I had a chance at the time, I was really acting naturally around her, as opposed to some of the other guys who just choked up. We really hit it off, and before I knew it we were back at my hotel room.

I've gotta say she wasn't so great in bed. I haven't been with that many women in my life but I can tell good sex from bad sex.

I haven't seen her since, and (unfortunately?) we didn't keep in touch. She didn't ask me for any favors or try to "advance her career". I think she genuinely likes banging dorks.

And I guess there's nothing wrong with that.

>>38

**OK so... I slept with Leah Culver. This isn't a bel-air or copypasta.

Whoops!

>>38
Congratulations on your AIDS. Have you decided what to do with it yet?