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WHO WILL LEAH CULVER BANG NEXT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 2:51

Chris from github!

http://twitter.com/leahculver/status/1108687274

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 18:35

>>149
Leah is a celeb
Zhivago is an expert

enjoy turning /prog/ into Hello! magazine

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 18:56

>>150
enjoy turning /prog/ into TMZ, you ``faggot''

Fixed that for you >>150-san

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 3:05

Who the fuck is Leah Culver?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 4:25

>>152
Google stalk her, like a proper basement dweller would.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:21

Leah

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:24

Oh dear fuck, Leah is 30! Would not bang.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:25

>>155
How old are you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:32

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3428/3237845802_3b181285d7_o.jpg
Look at those tits!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 11:32

>>156
12.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:10

>>157
I bet she'd sue me for sexual harassment if I tried to read what it says on her shirt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:10

Leah's latest failed enterprise: https://seesaw.co/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:32

>>160
Why do people need to ``appify'' basic parts of human social behaviour? If I wanted my friends' opinions on a dress, I'd just ask.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:49

>>160
i'm not defending leah, but you need to watch this

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=V_LurJfOSiA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DV_LurJfOSiA&gl=ES

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 13:26

>>161
Not to mention that the target audience already uses jewbook profusely, so why wouldn't they just use that ask their ``friends'' about how their skirts look?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 13:33

>>160
She's not even on the about page, what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 13:50

is there some Leah Culver porn somewhere?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 14:38

>>165
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 14:59

Someone post her hottest pics ITT. I'm sick of going through all her Flickr images and I know one of you has done it already.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 16:57

>>167
teehee~

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:43

>>167
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2959327750/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2504036066/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2504036368/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2503204941/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2560384470/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2791689424/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2958484107/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2567160766/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/2789020760/in/photosof-leahculver/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thomashawk/3865710765/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:45

>>169
The ugliest Touhou is infinitely cuter than that horse-faced cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:48

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Leah Culver. I've lost all interest in girls, besides her.

Leah Culver is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep every night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:50

>>169
More now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:59

>>169
Does flickr record referrer URL?  It would be hilarious if she notices a spike in the views and sees where it's coming from.

>>170
Fuck off, pedo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:01

>>173
I was just stating the facts.

How is this pedo? http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/621402/blood-blush-bow-breasts-brown_hair-censored-hair_b (yes, NSFW)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:09

>>174
Touhous are physically teenage girls[1]. Fortunately the law accounts for your ``b-but she's a 500-year-old vampire, officer!'' defense and uses constructions like appears to be[2] to get around your pedo anime loopholes that might work in Japan, but not in a first world country.

[1] http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/ZUN/ZUN%27s_E-mails
[2] http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:10

>>173
It would be hilarious if she notices a spike in the views and sees where it's coming from.
4dogs2electricboogaloo.swf

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:16

>>175
I don't live in the United States of Israel, David Cohen.

Basically, if we consider the top level as the height of a human in her late teens or older ['10代後半以降' means 15 years old or above]
That would make me an ephebophile, not a pedo, ``faggot''. I'm more than okay with that, because I'm 22, not a hook-nosed 40yo nigger.

Name: >>177 2013-02-10 19:18

By the way, Okuu wasn't mentioned in those mails, and Flandre is fucking shit for fags.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:18

Wait, so Ahmed is the paedo?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:19

>>177
You know, I almost mentioned that in my previous post. I had a whole paragraph written up, but I thought even a pedo faggot like you wouldn't stoop so low, so I deleted it. Here it was:

By the way, I use ``pedophile'' in the traditional sense, i.e. someone who wants to fuck children. If you don't consider 14-year-olds children or if you have to invent words like ``hebephile'' and ``ephebophile'' to feel better about yourself, then you are the worst kind of pedo scum.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:23

>>180
I don't want to fuck flesh-and-bone children. I want to fuck Okuu in my lucid dreams.

You, on the other hand, want to fuck a FIOCista with small breasts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:24

Christ, she's got such a huge fucking jawbone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:25

>>181
You're still a pedophile, you illogical cretin. I've spoken to men who only jack it to hentai and have no interest in real women, yet they don't deny being heterosexuals or foot fetishists. Why is it you anime pedophiles can't accept that you're pedophiles? I thought you were oh so proud of liking little girls?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:28

>>183
Oh, if you're going to take it that way, then yes, I'm a heterosexual ephebophile. I don't deny that.
if you have to invent words like ``hebephile'' and ``ephebophile'' to feel better about yourself
I can't fucking help the fact I don't like girls under 15yo or older than ~25yo. It's not to ``feel better about myself'', it's what I like. The term is too broad for my preferences.

Calling myself a pedophile would be like calling Leah a computer scientist even though she only knows FIOC and web shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:32

Leah is a Jewish name:
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/biography/Leah.html

>>183 is Yannick:
you illogical cretin

>>184 is a ``faggot'':
I'm a heterosexual ephebophile. I don't deny that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:35

This might surprise [spoiler]jew[spoiler], but I'm a JEW.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:35

I like little girls. 4ish to 10ish are the prettiest ages.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:35

>>186
I FUCKING HATE YOU BBCODE ASDKFJHASFHDKAJSDH FKJASDHFKJADSHFKASDJH DIE IN A FIRE SHII CRETIN

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:35

>>187
I feel sorry for your shit taste.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:38

>>170-189
I love your argument! I've read it 5 times! PLEASE POST MORE!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:40

Girls are at their most erotic while starting puberty and experimenting with masturbation and cute tween sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:40

Please sagebomb this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:42

http://youtu.be/cIBzkj8aYx4

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:42

>>192
Please bump better threads instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:44

>>189
No, you.

>>191
I disagree. Pure girls with flat chest and no sexual desires are the best. It defiles them to have knowledge about the lewd things that you mentioned. Puberty is terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:45

>>195
Flat chests are boring as fuck. I don't like melons either, I simply like something as big as your hands.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:47

Can someone just post more Leah pictures? Browsing Flickr and its Web 2.0 frontends are a pain, and Flickr has no sort of tagging system so I'm struggling to filter through all the crap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:48

>>196
But at that point they are just toys, not something to rub and caress. It's more sexual than sensual.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:00

>>196
This.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:00

200GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:03

Looks like Nikita and Ahmed are having a talk about their sexual preferences.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:06

>>201
How can you have a talk with yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:07

>>198
Who said you can't caress a hand-sized breast?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:12

>>203
I did; it's gross.

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree, again, fat-nugget-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:17

>>204
My cover was blown again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:17

Best thread on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:21

So far: Ahmed, Yannick, Fat Nugget-kun and that guy who hates pedophiles (probably shotgun-kun).

By the /prog/'s Three Person Lemma, at at least two of them are the same person.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:27

>>207
That Lemma is actually wrong.

There are only two people on /prog/: Shlomo (the Sussman and by extension LISPPER, FFP, fat nugget-kun, the pedophile, the Touhou guy, the sagebomber, the Javashit kike, the I adore JEWS guy, Xarn, lelcunt, Mentifex, you) and Ahmed (Nikita, Yannick, the shotgun retard, the guy who hates pedophiles, Retard-kun, Krueger, the guy who makes lolsorandom threads, the smoke weed every day guy, 私）。

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:01

>>208
I'm on the Shlomo side.

Name: shotgun intelligent person 2013-02-10 21:23

>>208
I am on Schlomo's side as well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:39

>>209,210
Siding with Shlomo is siding with the pedophiles and the JEWS. Allah will have you both burn in the pits of hell, vile kikeshits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:52

>>211
YHWH is going to condemn your suicide bombing, Abdul Mustafa.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:57

>>211
That's all wrong! Firstly, if you want to imitate Nikita, you have to use unoptimized quotes! Second, he is a subtle mudslime, and doesn't invoke Allah by name. Third, he would have made a note that the pedophiles are the Jews and pasted three paragraphs to `prove' it. Forth, he doesn't know how to sage.

Please learn from your mistakes and not replicate this poor behavior.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:32

>>211
No, you are the pedo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 1:50

>>212
>>213
>>214
Same pedojews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 2:04

>>213
Forth
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