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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:09

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/User:Awesome_Princess

I'm a professional code monkey, presently working as a C# consultant in Omaha, NE. I think, breathe, and dream code because I have absolutely no friends or social life to speak of.

I enjoy reading, cooking, writing, and confounding strangers with my self-depreciating wit and droll humor.


She's also the author of the F# wikibook series
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Programming:F_Sharp

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:11

>>1
she's also a strict serial plant murderer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:13

Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:14

Awesome Princess
wwwwwwwwwwww

99% sure that's a man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:17

>>4
99% sure you're a troll

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:25

99% sure she hasn't read the SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:28

99% sure he's a Microsoft shill

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:40

It's obviously a troll. A /prog/ troll.

Languages on my "to-be-learned" wishlist include: Ruby, Haskell, Lisp, and Erlang.

Then
Stupifying Blogs
What the hell does that even mean? I'm assuming it means he likes those.

FAIL Blog
I can has cheezburger?

Anyone who's been on the internet for 11 years wouldn't find those funny. Much less someone as tech-savvy as her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:46

>>8

There's something you seem to be forgetting.

She's a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:55


Programming Background
In order of languages learned:
    * 1997: VB5
    * 1998: VB6
    * 1999: HTML
    * 1999: JavaScript
    * 1999: VBScript/Classic ASP
    * 2000: PHP
    * 2001: C++*
    * 2001: Java
    * 2002: Perl*
    * 2003: VB.Net
    * 2004: C#
    * 2006: Python
    * 2007: Delphi
    * 2007: OCaml
    * 2007: F#

She still hasn't learned C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:59

>>10
* 2001: C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:01

Hmm... Maybe it is Leah Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:04

>>9
there's something you seem to be forgetting.

rule 236/401|30〉 + 165/401|16〉 of the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:06

>>13

By 'woman', I really meant 'rather skilled troll'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:51

Why is it so hard to believe that a beautiful girl - perhaps the most wonderful girl in the world - can be good at programming? Heck, I bet she's better then most of the trolls lurking my beloved /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:54

>>15
Hello Christopher

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:57

>>15
what does being good at programming have to do with this thread? this thread is about some faggot who can't program worth shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:04

>>17
You are absolutely insufferable. I'm not sure whether or not you're trolling, but you have provided no proof whatsoever to your claims. I base my assertions on what the user Awesome_Princess has created (the F# wikibook) as well as her interests and programming languages.
You on the other hand have produced no evidence to the contrary, the typical utterings of a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:05

>>18
4/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:11

>>18
VB5
VB6

VBScript/Classic ASP
PHP
C++
Java

Python

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:16

>>20
No self-respecting programmer would want to have VB in the list of languages he/she knows.

Name: Bro 2008-12-18 21:20

>>18
Damn Bro, you need to get some pussy, Bro or you will wilt like a flower Bro.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:27

I have been a strict vegan since 2004.[1]
ಠ_ಠ

[1]. http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/User:Awesome_Princess

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:31

>>23
see >>2

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 1:05

I DON'T THINK SHE REALLY KNOWS JAVASCRIPT.
JAVASCRIPT IS REALLY ABOUT DOM.SATORI and lambda({ faggotry:jsonshit]);.
She would know
DEF RUBY < WIFE END and ((LISP)) if she weren't enterprise quality with her C# FAGGOTRY

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 4:45

>>11
She still hasn't learned C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 5:04

>>26
Same shit, different smell

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 5:20

>>27
You don't understand C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 6:42

>>28
I understand it perfect thank you very much. I wrote an ANSI C compiler in C, for your information.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 7:33

>>29
What's your LINE_MAX?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 7:56

She doesn't know LISP yet?  She is undeserving of my cock.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 8:07

>>31
No, but she supposedly knows some other languages which are actually used in the real world.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:05

Someone should let her know about this post on her Talk page.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:43

She finds ``I can has cheezburger?'' funny.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 11:25

>>34
Post disregarded because of "faggot quotes".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 11:27

>>35
``faggot quotes'' are the /prog/ standard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 15:30

>>36
I support this post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 15:38

I bet Awesome Princess is the girlfriend of Randall Munroe.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 16:05

Randall Munroe's various and sundry girlfriends are mummified in his basement.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 6:39

bamp

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 7:42

>>39
That's not "PLAYFUL" and "CHILDISH". They are mummified in his "BALL PIT."

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 12:29

>>39 You get 'em

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 13:35

>>41
Loule

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 15:32

what a dope

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 17:17

wat ah dophe

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 18:48

http://awesomeprincess.com/default.aspx

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 18:52

>>46
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Name: 4 2008-12-20 19:28

>>46
>>47
I told you guys.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:36

>>46
There's no proof that's the same Awesome Princess

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:38

>>46
Yeah, fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:40

Stephen Easey
611 Lakeside Dr
Apt 202
Lincoln, Nebraska 68528
United States
Registered through    Reinvent Technologies
Domain Name    AWESOMEPRINCESS.COM

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:42

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:42

(402) 805-0338

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:45

>>51-53
It's like I'm really in /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:49

>>54
saging top thread
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:54

>>55
Are you going to do that every time someone sages the top thread?
It does the exact same thing as sageing every other thread does: it expresses discontent with the thread's contents. It also stops it from being bumped to the top, but given /prog/'s pace, that's just symbolic anyway.

The fact that you think not bumping a thread is some massive blow against the thread's poster that having it be at the top of the page anyway nullifies is amusing, but you're the only person here who's immature enough to care.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 20:13

>>56
Jesus H. Christ, can you say butthurt? Look at the top of the browser, do you know where we are? 4chan BBS - Programming. This is the internet, why do you choose to take it so seriously?
If you want insightful and meaningful conversations for mature programmers such as yourself, then I would point you to Slashdot or Reddit/programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 20:37

>>56 clearly has no idea what sage is supposed to do.

It was meant to be used for when you have something to add to a thread that's not related to the topic. However, every post on /prog/ is already like that, so carry on.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 20:49

>>58
Shit from your butt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 21:19

>>57
oh ho ho ho, that's a good one

slashdot for intelligent discussion

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 21:31

It does the exact same thing as sageing every other thread does: it expresses discontent with the thread's contents. It also stops it from being bumped to the top, but given /prog/'s pace, that's just symbolic anyway.
no, that's the complete opposite of what sage does. sage expresses that you think your post isn't important enough to bump the thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:21

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:23

>>61
Despite what you seem to think, things evolve and change depending on where you are.

(world)4chan is not Japanese. Nobody here uses sage to say "my post is not worth it". We use it to say "this thread fucking sucks" or "the post I'm quoting fucking sucks".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:25

>>63
Nobody
But.. but... I am somebody.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:39

>>63
gb2/b/, newfag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:41

>>65
0/10.

This is why you are getting a sage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:42

(world)4chan is not Japanese. Nobody here uses sage to say "my post is not worth it".
I've been using sage for this purpose for 5 years.
We use it to say "this thread fucking sucks" or "the post I'm quoting fucking sucks".
Newfags are PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:48

>>67
5 years
Another 0/10.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:50

>>63
Speak for you're self buddy, I use sage to symbolize that my post isn't important enough.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:55

>>69
What about my self?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:58

>>70
Did you mean: What about I'm self?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 23:20

>>63
Well, if you're posting just to say "your post sucks", your post isn't worth bamping the thread for, so please continue to sage. I'm with >>58,63.

Name: Over 72 Posts 2008-12-21 0:29

This thread has reached 72 posts.
You cannot post in this thread anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 0:41

Oh sorry I thought I was allowed to post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 0:42

>>46
Oh my god. How did we know?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 5:55

>>46
CUDDER?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 6:34

>>76
Cudder is Japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 6:57

>>77
You misspelled ``Wapanese''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 23:36

>>77
You misspelled ``Male".

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 23:55

>>3
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:29

The right to know   their stuff some   are witty too!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:50


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