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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:09

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/User:Awesome_Princess

I'm a professional code monkey, presently working as a C# consultant in Omaha, NE. I think, breathe, and dream code because I have absolutely no friends or social life to speak of.

I enjoy reading, cooking, writing, and confounding strangers with my self-depreciating wit and droll humor.

She's also the author of the F# wikibook series
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Programming:F_Sharp

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:11

>>1
she's also a strict serial plant murderer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:13

Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:14

Awesome Princess
wwwwwwwwwwww

99% sure that's a man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:17

>>4
99% sure you're a troll

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:25

99% sure she hasn't read the SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:28

99% sure he's a Microsoft shill

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:40

It's obviously a troll. A /prog/ troll.

Languages on my "to-be-learned" wishlist include: Ruby, Haskell, Lisp, and Erlang.

Then
Stupifying Blogs
What the hell does that even mean? I'm assuming it means he likes those.

FAIL Blog
I can has cheezburger?

Anyone who's been on the internet for 11 years wouldn't find those funny. Much less someone as tech-savvy as her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:46

>>8

There's something you seem to be forgetting.

She's a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:55


Programming Background
In order of languages learned:
    * 1997: VB5
    * 1998: VB6
    * 1999: HTML
    * 1999: JavaScript
    * 1999: VBScript/Classic ASP
    * 2000: PHP
    * 2001: C++*
    * 2001: Java
    * 2002: Perl*
    * 2003: VB.Net
    * 2004: C#
    * 2006: Python
    * 2007: Delphi
    * 2007: OCaml
    * 2007: F#

She still hasn't learned C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 19:59

>>10
* 2001: C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:01

Hmm... Maybe it is Leah Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:04

>>9
there's something you seem to be forgetting.

rule 236/401|30〉 + 165/401|16〉 of the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:06

>>13

By 'woman', I really meant 'rather skilled troll'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:51

Why is it so hard to believe that a beautiful girl - perhaps the most wonderful girl in the world - can be good at programming? Heck, I bet she's better then most of the trolls lurking my beloved /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:54

>>15
Hello Christopher

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 20:57

>>15
what does being good at programming have to do with this thread? this thread is about some faggot who can't program worth shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:04

>>17
You are absolutely insufferable. I'm not sure whether or not you're trolling, but you have provided no proof whatsoever to your claims. I base my assertions on what the user Awesome_Princess has created (the F# wikibook) as well as her interests and programming languages.
You on the other hand have produced no evidence to the contrary, the typical utterings of a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:05

>>18
4/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:11

>>18
VB5
VB6
VBScript/Classic ASP
PHP
C++
Java
Python

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:16

>>20
No self-respecting programmer would want to have VB in the list of languages he/she knows.

Name: Bro 2008-12-18 21:20

>>18
Damn Bro, you need to get some pussy, Bro or you will wilt like a flower Bro.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:27

I have been a strict vegan since 2004.[1]
ಠ_ಠ

[1]. http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/User:Awesome_Princess

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 21:31

>>23
see >>2

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 1:05

I DON'T THINK SHE REALLY KNOWS JAVASCRIPT.
JAVASCRIPT IS REALLY ABOUT DOM.SATORI and lambda({ faggotry:jsonshit]);.
She would know
DEF RUBY < WIFE END and ((LISP)) if she weren't enterprise quality with her C# FAGGOTRY

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 4:45

>>11
She still hasn't learned C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 5:04

>>26
Same shit, different smell

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 5:20

>>27
You don't understand C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 6:42

>>28
I understand it perfect thank you very much. I wrote an ANSI C compiler in C, for your information.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 7:33

>>29
What's your LINE_MAX?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 7:56

She doesn't know LISP yet?  She is undeserving of my cock.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 8:07

>>31
No, but she supposedly knows some other languages which are actually used in the real world.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:05

Someone should let her know about this post on her Talk page.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:43

She finds ``I can has cheezburger?'' funny.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 11:25

>>34
Post disregarded because of "faggot quotes".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 11:27

>>35
``faggot quotes'' are the /prog/ standard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 15:30

>>36
I support this post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 15:38

I bet Awesome Princess is the girlfriend of Randall Munroe.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 16:05

Randall Munroe's various and sundry girlfriends are mummified in his basement.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 6:39

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