If programming languages were bands

C would be Black Sabbath. Old, basic and awesome.

>>1
Then wouldn't BASIC be Sabbath?
Lisp would be the music of the Ainur.

JAVA would be gay eurodance.

>>2 No LISP would be John Coltrane or Miles Davis

FORTRAN would be Karlheinz Stockhausen <RIP>

Sepples --> Metallica

BASIC would be The Beatles

Haskell = IDM

Haskell would be Dragonforce. Hardest metal known to man.

>>9 gtfo

Thue ::= John Cage

FIOC would be My Chemical Romance. Trendy and gay.

Perl would be some kind of dilapidated country music.

ruby => the_pillows

lisp = souls of mischief

VBScript: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU

DEL THA FUNKEE HOMOSAPIEN!!!!!!!!

C would be Metallica, so Sepples could be Megadeth.

Erlang would be Meshuggah.

Perl: Merzbow
INTERCAL: Don Caballero

Brainf_ck would be MIke Patton

What band would Forth be?

>>22
Forth would be Motörhead.

>>22
Forth would be that guy playing guitar, drums and harmonica at the same time all by himself in the street corner.

>>24
I lol'd.

>>21
C would be Mike Patton, because it's not especially good but everyone has to work with it.

Pascal is the demo songs on a casio keyboard.

Somehow, for some demented reason, people still like them both.

Scheme would be that guy using Loop Pedals to make elaborate songs all by himself on the street corner.

You mean recursive pedals.

Hm... A recursion band. I like it.

>>30
Randall detected!

>>24
Oh I lol'd.

>>29 <sloppy drum fill>

penis

sloppy penis

brainfuck or malboge would be the boredoms.

>>35
_{floppy penis}

C, none of the advancement and abstraction of modern languages, and none of the power of ASM.

You are basically stuck between a real language and an assembler language that can't do either very well.

Lisp would be the music of the Ainur.

Don't worry, I got this.

ASM would be classical.  Long, complex, and doesn't achieve much.

`Classical' is not a band.

Scheme would be the Quintette du Hot Club de France

c++ -> tokio hotel

Python would be Paramore

>>41
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_(band)

Python would be an Italian band where the singer yells "SOLE MIOOOOOOO" while twirling his large mustache and a few gay guys in the back play various string instruments.

c++ would be an overly technical death metal band

>>47
Necrophagist, because both "The 'Phage" and Sepples have major name recognition.

Common Lisp is Gorod.

>>45
Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search for Classical (band) in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles or spellings.

>>46
loul

>>40
What the fuck are you talking about? ASM isn't complex. The programs you write in ASM might be long and harder to understand, but that's because ASM is too simple.

Perl would be Neil Hamburger. I know that he is not a band but he certainly has a group playing with him in those videos.

>>51
Counterexample: IA64

PowerPC assembly would be Fennesz.

ARM assembly = Philip Glass

Simula would be DarkThrone.

D would be Tool. Pretentious bullshite.

>>57
What's the matter? Too progressive for you?

What would Burzum be?

>>59
Shit.

Haskell would be Metamath ( http://us.metamath.org/mpegif/mmmusic.html )

Fortran would be Ramstein - "Coca-Cola, sometimes war."

Lisp have to agree with music of Ainur but performed by Billie Holliday.

C yes it would be Black Sabbath; seminal, essential, and created a genre.

All other languages are commentary and therefore POP - Britney Spears, Maddona, and Co.

Ruby = Sunn O)))

VB6 BRO would be LINKIN PARK YO

>>63
howso?

Scheme would be the Modern Turkish language. Dumbed down artificial successor to a great language deemed to difficult and bloated by idiots.

>>66
I seem to have combined the linguistic talk in the below thread with this, hmm... I may have failed, but it was a spectacular fail with a subtle troll that will be recognized for generations to come.

>>67
You can dumb down the content of individual instances of language use, but no modern language is a dumbed down version of an older form, any more than a modern bird is a dumbed down version of a dinosaur.
IHBT

>>68
Simplified Chinese

>>63
No, Ruby is the 5678s.

>>69
Obfuscated Perl

Ruby is anything post-rock.

Haskell would be Nautilus Pompilius because all good programmers use Haskell and all good programmers are Russian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH6kThcj5EU

( ﾟ ▽ﾟ) Python would be ♪☆weezer☆♪.

>>74
fuck you!
weezer will never sound the same to me anymore
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>58
We see you trollin', we hatin'

^{this thread sucks}

python would be daft punk, either loved or despised

>>77
I LISTEN TO DAFT PUNK WHILE PROGRAMMING IN PYTHON BECAUSE I AM A SADO-MASOCHIST

haskell would be 50 cent.

>>77
but.... i love daft punk

either loved or despised
lern2comprehend

php would be Frankie Goes to Hollywood

>>81
but.... i despise daft punk

>>83
No you don't. Everyone is undecided about Daft Punk.

Maybe DaftPunk

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I WOULD WRITE IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE IS LIKE BEEFHEART'SAFE AS MILK AND CAN'S TAGO MAGO ALBUM

>>87
I AGREE WITH THIS POST. ALSO NEU!

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>>88
Yeah Ive got their first album...and I've been listening to some Ash Ra Tempel's first album recently which is not bad.

>>88
One word, Miles Davis — Dark Magus, thread over.

>>91
noted. torrents plz

ed2k://|file|Miles.Davis.-.Dark.Magus(1974)[FLAC].rar|714002418|224f3b02bfc4b6262893149e0c474625|/

>>93
Fuck off with your stupid eDonkey shit. I will download the FLAC with a cue/log from my favourite private torrent site.

>>94
Fuck off with your stupid private torrent shit. I will download the FLAC with cue/log from my favorite private HTTPS site.

>>95
Fuck off with your stupid private HTTPS shit. I will download the FLAC with a cue/log from my favorite secret area of hax ;)

>>96
Fuck off with your stupid secret area of hax shit. I will download the FLAC with a cue/log from my favorite Leah Culver's vagina.

>>96
Fuck off with your stupid secret area of hax. I will randomly create files until I create an exact copy of Miles Davis Dark Magus FLAC

>>98
The ultimate NP-Complete application. It can create literally everything.

>>99
Including child pornography. Sorry, sir, you're coming with us.

>>100
I almost lol'd but then I realized that it will probably eventually happen, and un-lol'd.

>>100
there's child pornography in π?

LISP and ALGOL would be John Coltrane or Miles Davis.

BBCODE would be JSB Sebastian Bach

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