/prog/ - If programming languages were bands

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:08

C would be Black Sabbath. Old, basic and awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:17

>>1
Then wouldn't BASIC be Sabbath?
Lisp would be the music of the Ainur.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:21

JAVA would be gay eurodance.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:24

>>2 No LISP would be John Coltrane or Miles Davis

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:25

FORTRAN would be Karlheinz Stockhausen <RIP>

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:30

Sepples --> Metallica

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:37

BASIC would be The Beatles

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:44

Haskell = IDM

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:45

Haskell would be Dragonforce. Hardest metal known to man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:47

>>9 gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:53

Thue ::= John Cage

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 23:09

FIOC would be My Chemical Romance. Trendy and gay.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 23:22

Perl would be some kind of dilapidated country music.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 23:26

ruby => the_pillows

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 23:30

lisp = souls of mischief

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 23:32

VBScript: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 23:49

DEL THA FUNKEE HOMOSAPIEN!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 23:57

C would be Metallica, so Sepples could be Megadeth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 0:10

Erlang would be Meshuggah.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 0:21

Perl: Merzbow
INTERCAL: Don Caballero

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 1:11

Brainf_ck would be MIke Patton

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 8:18

What band would Forth be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 8:30

>>22
Forth would be Motörhead.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 8:36

>>22
Forth would be that guy playing guitar, drums and harmonica at the same time all by himself in the street corner.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 9:47

>>24
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 9:59

>>21
C would be Mike Patton, because it's not especially good but everyone has to work with it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 10:53

Pascal is the demo songs on a casio keyboard.

Somehow, for some demented reason, people still like them both.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 10:57

Scheme would be that guy using Loop Pedals to make elaborate songs all by himself on the street corner.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 11:30

You mean recursive pedals.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 11:35

Hm... A recursion band. I like it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 12:54

>>30
Randall detected!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:08

>>24
Oh I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:57

>>29 <sloppy drum fill>

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 17:07

penis

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 17:29

sloppy penis

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:33

brainfuck or malboge would be the boredoms.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 21:00

>>35
_{floppy penis}

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 21:41

C, none of the advancement and abstraction of modern languages, and none of the power of ASM.

You are basically stuck between a real language and an assembler language that can't do either very well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 21:47

Lisp would be the music of the Ainur.

Don't worry, I got this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 22:47

ASM would be classical. Long, complex, and doesn't achieve much.

If programming languages were bands

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