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If programming languages were bands

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:08

C would be Black Sabbath. Old, basic and awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 22:52

`Classical' is not a band.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 22:54

Scheme would be the Quintette du Hot Club de France

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 23:08

c++ -> tokio hotel

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 23:11

Python would be Paramore

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 23:23

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 23:25

Python would be an Italian band where the singer yells "SOLE MIOOOOOOO" while twirling his large mustache and a few gay guys in the back play various string instruments.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 23:33

c++ would be an overly technical death metal band

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 0:04

>>47
Necrophagist, because both "The 'Phage" and Sepples have major name recognition.

Common Lisp is Gorod.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 0:38

>>45
Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search for Classical (band) in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles or spellings.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 0:43

>>46
loul

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 7:05

>>40
What the fuck are you talking about? ASM isn't complex. The programs you write in ASM might be long and harder to understand, but that's because ASM is too simple.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 7:32

Perl would be Neil Hamburger. I know that he is not a band but he certainly has a group playing with him in those videos.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 7:39

>>51
Counterexample: IA64

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 9:00

PowerPC assembly would be Fennesz.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 13:38

ARM assembly = Philip Glass

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 13:53

Simula would be DarkThrone.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 16:28

D would be Tool. Pretentious bullshite.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 16:39

>>57
What's the matter? Too progressive for you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 16:52

What would Burzum be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 18:36

>>59
Shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 19:07

Haskell would be Metamath ( http://us.metamath.org/mpegif/mmmusic.html )

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 20:24

Fortran would be Ramstein - "Coca-Cola, sometimes war."

Lisp have to agree with music of Ainur but performed by Billie Holliday.

C yes it would be Black Sabbath; seminal, essential, and created a genre.

All other languages are commentary and therefore POP - Britney Spears, Maddona, and Co.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 4:24

Ruby = Sunn O)))

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 9:23

VB6 BRO would be LINKIN PARK YO

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 15:05

>>63
howso?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 16:31

Scheme would be the Modern Turkish language. Dumbed down artificial successor to a great language deemed to difficult and bloated by idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 16:41

>>66
I seem to have combined the linguistic talk in the below thread with this, hmm... I may have failed, but it was a spectacular fail with a subtle troll that will be recognized for generations to come.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 16:49

>>67
You can dumb down the content of individual instances of language use, but no modern language is a dumbed down version of an older form, any more than a modern bird is a dumbed down version of a dinosaur.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:06

>>68
Simplified Chinese

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:17

>>63
No, Ruby is the 5678s.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:17

>>69
Obfuscated Perl

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:18

Ruby is anything post-rock.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:45

Haskell would be Nautilus Pompilius because all good programmers use Haskell and all good programmers are Russian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH6kThcj5EU

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 19:58

( ゚ ▽゚) Python would be ♪☆weezer☆♪.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 6:17

>>74
fuck you!
weezer will never sound the same to me anymore
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 6:46

>>58
We see you trollin', we hatin'

this thread sucks

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 7:50

python would be daft punk, either loved or despised

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 18:09

>>77
I LISTEN TO DAFT PUNK WHILE PROGRAMMING IN PYTHON BECAUSE I AM A SADO-MASOCHIST

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 22:23

haskell would be 50 cent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 5:46

>>77
but.... i love daft punk

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