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Official /prog/ album

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 16:18

Track list:

01. SICP Opening Theme
02. My other Car
03. GvR - FIOC
04. Lambda Abstraction
05. Manually
06. We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
07. Have you Read the Book?
08. Lambda the Ultimate
09. Beholding the Computer

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 16:23

0A. Shugo Chara! Opening Theme - /prog/ Remix
0B. Forget About Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 16:33

I've got tracks 5 and 6, but never heard of the others. Is there anywhere I can download them?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 16:50

0C. GOTO 01

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 16:56

sicp_computermagic.mp3 (good, but short, i want more)
whut.mp3 (may be renamed)
sicp_audio_clip_clean_1.mp3 (not music im afraid)

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 17:05

>>5
I checked the tags for whut.mp3:
<Content type (TCON): satori>
<Album/Movie/Show title (TALB): /prog/ #1>
<Title/songname/content description (TIT2): SET!>
<Lead performer(s)/Soloist(s) (TPE1): /prog/>

Uploading to http://drop.io/proggit ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 17:25

>>5-6
I'm pretty sure whut.mp3 is the original name.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 17:41

Fuck your boring old "jokes."

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 17:44

[b]0D. Dragonbook - Through Compilers and Renames[/i]

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 18:04

>>1-9
Did not lol at all

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 23:14

>>7
Absolutely. I also have a whut.mp3.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 23:47

Will someone be willing to round up these MP3s?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 1:18

>>12
Manually.mp3 was just some guy saying the "Wife is dating bart" meme.
Conjure the spirits shouldn't be too hard to find, try Rapidshare.
I've never heard of the rest, I think the official /prog/ soundtrack was a collaboration between USA /prog/ and the Russian /prog/. They seem to enjoy our memes very much.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 2:20

>>13
Wife is dating bart
wat

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 2:51

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 5:46

>>14
http://drop.io/proggit
wyab-progetry.mp3

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 6:27

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 7:57

>>17
I knew it !!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 10:53

sicp_computermagic is awesome. "computers ... magic..."

we need moar SICP tracks

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 11:03

I'm pleased to see some of my works listed here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 11:18

>>20
Y-you wouldn't happen to have a copy of gvr_fioc[1].mp3 lying around... w-would you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 12:36

>>1
You missed out track 00

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 12:54

>>22
There are 10 tracks on this CD, people that get it, and those who don't.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 14:38

still missing alot

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 14:44

>>24
Yeah, like GvR - FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 14:47

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-13 11:56

needs that song from "revenge of the nerds"

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-13 18:21

>>21
No, and I'm most disappointed now that I never kept a copy after uploading.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 5:53

>>28
Re-record it!  I don't think I can improve further on this work, so no changes will be necessary.

Guido van Rossum waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were trolls in the Internet. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Sussman were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Guido was a Python maintainer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the SICP students and he said to dad "I want to write a programming language daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY TROLLS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the /prog/ board of the W4C he knew there were trolls.
"This is Sussman" the radio crackered. "You must fight the trolls!"
So Guido gotted his browsar and posted a thread.
"HE GOING TO PISS US OFF" said the trolls
"I will flame at him" said the cybertroll and he fired the forced indentation arguments. Guido BAAAWed at him and tried to made him give up. But then the thread was locked and they were trapped and not able to flame.
"No! I must flame the trolls" he shouted
The radio said "No, Guido. You are the trolls"
And then Guido was a forced indentation of the code.  Thraed over.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 7:28

>>29
That was... beautiful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 13:32

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Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 14:40

>>29
Neat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 18:47

>>29
You, guy, are really crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 20:08

You, guy, are really crazy.
It's ok, but it's no , bro, . I'll give it a 6/10.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 11:01

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 15:35

>>35
<3

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 16:04

>>35
This is disturbingly long.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 16:29

>>35
THIS ISN'T GvR - FIOC IS IT

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 18:06

>>38
N-no... it i-isn't...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 18:10

01. SICP Opening Theme                                      ✔
02. My other Car                                            ✔
03. GvR - FIOC                                              ✔
04. Lambda Abstraction
05. Manually                                                ✔
06. We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells  ✔
07. Have you Read the Book?                                 ✔
08. Lambda the Ultimate
09. Beholding the Computer                                   


We need to record the missing pieces.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 18:12

>>38
Guns versus Roses?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 18:13

>>40
and then burn discs and mail them to the sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 18:32

I am, given the lyrics, in position to record one piece from the above list.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-15 22:06

>>43
This, please: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1225537372

Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
There’s a lot

Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
That I want to be

Even if they say that I’m complex, suave, and syntactically simple
The truth is, I’m not like that and I’m a normal language
I’ll brush aside the parentheses and I just want to be honest
Even if they say that I’m not acting in my environment, my identifiers are unbound!

You should be like who you want to be; your garbage collector is following you
You should do like what you want to do; it’s absolutely okay
You should be like who you want to be; just one is boring
You should do like what you want to do; you can do anything

Every Lisp is wishing somewhere to be a different language
So I’m trying to do more than what I’m able to do and getting halted
Because every Lisp must have numbers and fixed-points
I won’t let them apply λf·(λx·f (x x)) (λx·f (x x)) to me; lock-on to tail recursion!

You should go like how you want to go; you don’t need to worry
It’s okay to get away a little at times; don’t push yourself too hard
You should go like how you want to go, Schemers don’t understand
You should go along the path that you believe in; even if you’re mistaken, it’s okay

You should be like who you want to be; your garbage collector is following you
You should do like what you want to do; it’s absolutely okay
You should be like who you want to be; just one is boring
You should do like what you want to do; you can do anything

Surely
Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
There’s a lot

Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
That I want to be

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-16 6:30

>>43
GVR FIOC!

Remember to narrate it in a dramatic manner, such as in this recording:

http://doomfanfic.ytmnd.com/

(I think there's a better version around, but I'm too lazy to find it.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-16 18:43

>>40
Please upload those tracks you have. Gonna burn CD.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-17 11:18

ONE WORD:
THE NEEDING MORE OF COWBELL
END THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-17 12:40

>>41
GET OUT OF MY /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-17 12:52

>>41
GET OUT MY LAMBDA KNIGHTS NAO

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-17 13:24

>>49
Thank you for reminding me how much I enjoyed this meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-17 14:33

>>46
If you cant find them yourself, you are too stupid for the internet. And who the fuck still burns cds? get an mp3 player, man

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-17 21:34

Needs moar /prog/ressive rock.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 14:37

Record this:

HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP.  WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE;  BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE.  ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY.  HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION.  NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS.  IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN.  NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER.  IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK,  --  THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK.  NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL.  AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

>>53
+5 Funny

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:49

omhg

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 0:40

HOLY SHIT I LOVE ICECREAM

Ma
rijuana MUST be legalized.

BB
C
od
e
MASTERS smoke WEED!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 0:43

GREEEEEEN

M
arijuana MUST be legalized.

BBCode MASTERS smoke WEED!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 0:43

HOLY SHIT I LOVE ICECREAM

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

BBCode MASTERS smoke WEED!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 0:43

>>56
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

Seriously, who gave these assholes the idea that /prog/ is somehow the choice hangout of every US senator below the age of 77?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 0:44

>>59
they're furries, they come up with ideas like that on their own.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 0:50

>>60
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 0:57

>>59
not just /prog/, check the other text boards

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:51

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:26

you WORD: Gonna lazy ONE it.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 22:27

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 9:37

MUST

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 10:20

>>15
I lol'd more then I should have.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 10:21

"Code Monkey" by Jonathon Coulton?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 10:34

>>68
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 10:45

>>69
That wasn't nice.

What about a song called, "I'm so in love with Java I could just PHP"?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 10:48

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 21:05

"Have you read your SICP today?" by Margatroid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 21:58


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