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Re-record it! I don't think I can improve further on this work, so no changes will be necessary.
Guido van Rossum waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were trolls in the Internet. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Sussman were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Guido was a Python maintainer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the SICP students and he said to dad "I want to write a programming language daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY TROLLS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the /prog/ board of the W4C he knew there were trolls.
"This is Sussman" the radio crackered. "You must fight the trolls!"
So Guido gotted his browsar and posted a thread.
"HE GOING TO PISS US OFF" said the trolls
"I will flame at him" said the cybertroll and he fired the forced indentation arguments. Guido BAAAWed at him and tried to made him give up. But then the thread was locked and they were trapped and not able to flame.
"No! I must flame the trolls" he shouted
The radio said "No, Guido. You are the trolls"
And then Guido was a forced indentation of the code. Thraed over.