POLL TIME

Alright, /prog/ it's time.
1) Your age
2) Your sex
3) Your sexual orientation
4) Your operating system
5) Your occupation
6) Your nationality
7) Your favorite programming language
8) The first programming language you used
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman
b) The Ginger
c) Leah Culver
d) RMS
e) Dennis Ritchie
f) Bjarne Stroustrup
g) Sepples
h) C
i) Scheme
j) Common Lisp
10) How you got into programming
11) For how long have you been into programming
12 a) Your favorite musical genre
b) The song you are listening to at the moment
13) Your greatest accomplishment
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/

1) Your age: 15
2) Your sex: F
3) Your sexual orientation: bi
4) Your operating system: Arch Linux
5) Your occupation: High school
6) Your nationality: Japan
7) Your favorite programming language: Haskell
8) The first programming language you used: Scheme
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: Would
b) The Ginger: Kawaii ～(￣∇￣～)
c) Leah Culver: Would
d) RMS: Wouldn't (；ﾟдﾟ)
e) Dennis Ritchie: Wouldn't
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: Wouldn't
g) Sepples: D is superior
h) C: See g)
i) Scheme: I use it frequently in real-world applications
j) Common Lisp: My girlfriend uses it frequently in real-world applications
10) How you got into programming: Onnichan bought me ``The Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs'' for my birthday
11) For how long have you been into programming: 8 years
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: prog rock
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: GJS Jay Sussman Feat. JSB Sebastian Bach - We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
13) Your greatest accomplishment: Sorry, that would sound pretentious to tell you what I'm working on
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: Would

HMA My Anus

1) 23
2) F
3) lesbian
4) Gentoo
5) Health care worker
6) Belgian
7) Ruby
8) Ruby
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: Sexy
b) The Ginger: Borang imo
c) Leah Culver: I think shes kinda hawt
d) RMS: FAT
e) Dennis Ritchie: 2 MUCH BEARD
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: 2 MUCH BEARD
g) Sepples: CRAP
h) C: GR8
i) Scheme: UGZ
j) Common Lisp: FUGZ
10) How you got into programming: My big bro taught me
11) For how long have you been into programming: 2 yrs
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: I like Opera (My fav operas are baroque operas especially the ones by henry purcell)
b) The song you are listening to at the moment (Dildo's Lament by Sissel)
13) Your greatest accomplishment: TBA
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/ : they are cool

I will probably be the only person to answer seriously.

1. Age: 22
2. Sex: M
3. Sexuality: Straight
4. OS: Numerous
5. Occupation: Student
6. Nationality: British
7. Favourite language: Haskell
8. First language: GW-BASIC
9a. The Sussman: Scientific and ultimately instructive. Wise as the master should be.
9b. Patrick Collison: Why has he still not released the source to Croma?
9c. Leah Culver: Undeserving of /prog/'s devotion.
9d. rms: Has a funny-sounding voice.
9e. Dennis Ritchie: Pretty cool guy eh. No real opinions.
9f. Bjarne Stroustrup: Successful troll. Also, see http://www.research.att.com/~bs/whitespace98.pdf
9g. Sepples: Useful sometimes, but overused because people don't know otherwise.
9h. C: It has its place, but I don't actually like it.
9i. Scheme: I only use it for SICP.
9j. CL: I prefer Scheme.
9k. ^BB_CODE: Better than all the previous languages combined.
9l. >>1: Missed some important questions.
10. Introduced to it by my dad.
11. 14 years or so.
12a. /prog/ressive metal.
12b. Take the Time by Dream Theater
13. None, really.
14. I would hesitate to meet them in real life.
15. Criticism of /prog/: Legitimate, perhaps even interesting, programming threads often turn into a shitfest. Meme spamming seems to take precedence over interesting discussion.

Alright, /prog/ it's time.
1) Your age: 19
2) Your sex: M
3) Your sexual orientation: straight
4) Your operating system: Arch linux
5) Your occupation: student/software tester
6) Your nationality: USA
7) Your favorite programming language: I'm falling for Haskell at the moment.
8) The first programming language you used: C
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: awesome
b) The Ginger: who? that kid who did nothing great?
c) Leah Culver: hot
d) RMS: important
e) Dennis Ritchie: awesomely important
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: a genius devil
g) Sepples: can be suck, can be cool.
h) C: my old favorite.
i) Scheme: nice, but I don't know it that well.
j) Common Lisp: fuck Lisp-2
10) How you got into programming: bought a book in C, went from there
11) For how long have you been into programming: 7 years.
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: classic rock.
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: nothing.
13) Your greatest accomplishment: not much, really.
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/ : 90% trolls, 5% spammers, and 5% real posts.

>>5
PROGGIT?!? COME BACK TO #SICP

Age: 20
Sex: male
Sexual orientation: heterosexual
Operating system: Fedora Linux
Occupation: n/a
Nationality: American
Favorite programming language: Scheme
First programming language: QBasic
The Sussman: great soul.
The Ginger: can't say I'm keen on his dropping macros from croma, and I'm wary as to why he hasn't made a release yet, but aside from that he seems like a pretty okay young computer scientist.
Leah Culver: no idea who the hell she is or what she does.
RMS: what he has managed to do is good, what he hasn't, thanks to reality, is irrelevant.
Dennis Ritchie: nurtured two of the best-worst things in modern computing (C and Unix).  conflicting.
Bjarne Stroustrup: devil
Sepples: a slow death.
Scheme: a perfect clear jewel of the typed lambda calculus (also fuck R⁶RS).
Common Lisp: the ore to scheme's polished diamond.
How you got into programming: that fucking snake game.
Favorite music genre: don't know what to call it but it's centered around noble and cubic music records
Song I am listening to now: Ashes From Your Burning Wood by Orion Rigel Dommisse
Greatest accomplishment: Completing SICP exercise 5.52 (as should be for every good /prog/rammer.
Opinion on /prog/ posters: I rather like myself, The Sussman is a truly amazing and wonderful person, and you are okay I guess.

serious reply lol
1) Your age: 24
2) Your sex: M
3) Your sexual orientation: Straight
4) Your operating system: Mostly OS X, with Ubuntu and Win XP on some machines.
5) Your occupation: EXPERT PROGRAMMER
6) Your nationality: France
7) Your favorite programming language: Ruby
8) The first programming language you used: Microsoft BASIC 1.0
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: Scientific and ultimately constructive
b) The Ginger: lol
c) Leah Culver: lol
d) RMS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw
e) Dennis Ritchie: Scientific and ultimately constructive
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: Somewhat scientific and ultimately okay
g) Sepples: I use it when performance is required, which almost happens in the stuff I do
h) C: I'd rather use it than C++
i) Scheme: Got a satori then threw her out like a cheap whore
j) Common Lisp: None in particular
10) How you got into programming: By copying manually a 10-line BASIC program from the blackboard into a computer at my school's computer lab. When I told my family that this stuff was kinda fun, they gave me a PC someone bought but never went through the trouble learning to use.
11) For how long have you been into programming: 17 years
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: VGM old and new, cheesy 80's stuff, prog rock
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: Nothing
13) Your greatest accomplishment: 1CC'ing early 90's Japanese action/arcade games you never heard about.
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: The appeal of /prog/ comes from the dedicated entertainers who post there. Too bad their efforts have been drowned out by uninspired shit. There are tons of places for serious quality discussion, but /prog/ is still pretty unique.

1) Your age: 23
2) Your sex: M
3) Your sexual orientation: not gay
4) Your operating system: OS X, WINDOWS VISTA
5) Your occupation: programmer
6) Your nationality: Canada
7) Your favorite programming language: lol
8) The first programming language you used: Microsoft QBASIC
9) Your opinion on:
a) The Sussman: Never read SICP, nice hat though
b) The Ginger: wanker
c) Leah Culver: hawt despite obvious acne and cleft labia
d) RMS: asshole
e) Dennis Ritchie: favourable
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: Bjork Shitstrap
g) Sepples: The most cancerous pile of fuck ever shat out of a dick
h) C: favourable with reservations
i) Scheme: tiresome
j) Common Lisp: favourable
10) How you got into programming: Modifying GORILLA.BAS
11) For how long have you been into programming: 12 years
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: ELECTRONICA
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: Plastikman - Lodgikal Nonsense
13) Your greatest accomplishment: several successful trolls on /prog/
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/ Expert metatrolls trolling countertrolls.

1) 22
2) M
3) Bisexual
4) Debian Linux
5) College student
6) Belgian
7) Python
8) Strictly TI-BASIC, but really PHP
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: My life's goal is to lick this man's nutsack.
b) The Ginger: Poor kid.
c) Leah Culver: Dense tart.
d) RMS: I would also lick this man's nutsack, but I don't consider it a life's goal.
e) Dennis Ritchie: Not my least favorite person.
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: Also not my least favorite person, but close.
g) Sepples: C++ : C :: PHP : Perl
h) C: I avoid it if at all possible, but it's probably as good as it can be.
i) Scheme: Secksy, unusable.
j) Common Lisp: Trades secksiness for some measure of usability.
10) Tried to impress some girl, which actually worked.
11) Seriously, three or four years. In a general sense, about ten.
12 a) Romanticism, though Baroque has some nice tunes.
b) tanasinn.mp3. I don't even remember where I got it.
13) Accomplishments are always less impressive in retrospect.
14) They're someone to talk to, at least.

>>11
Haha, it's Xarm!

>>12
I considered leaving out the nationality, but fuck it.

1) Your age: 21
2) Your sex: male
3) Your sexual orientation: mostly straight
4) Your operating system: FreeBSD
5) Your occupation: Programmer
6) Your nationality: Amerikkan
7) Your favorite programming language: C
8) The first programming language you used: LOGO
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: Unscientific and ultimately destructive
b) The Ginger: chroma wat
c) Leah Culver: Would fuck the acne scars
d) RMS: GPL is for faggots
e) Dennis Ritchie: Personal hero
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: is a murderer
g) Sepples: It's like drinking lamp oil through a straw
h) C: All hail
i) Scheme: unpure due to constructs like set!
j) Common Lisp: Scheme > CL
10) How you got into programming: I trade code for sex
11) For how long have you been into programming: A decade
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: /dev/random
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: the only one I listen to
13) Your greatest accomplishment: I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: we're a bunch of faggots trolling each other in circles

>>11
Try ``tanasinn1.wma''.

1) 24
2) female
3) straight
4) Linux/Windows XP
5) NEET
6) Japanese
7) C
8) x86 Asm
9) Your opinion on :
a) awesome
b) don't know
c) meh
d) GNUfag
e) great guy
f) lol
g) lol++
h) one of the greatest languages ever designed
i) the other one of the greatest languages
j) not much of an opinion
10) disassembled and read through MS-DOS kernel
11) ~12 years
12 a) speedcore/gabber/happyhardcore
b) DJ Sharpnel - SONGS
13) read SICP
14) have declined in quality, most likely from leakage from other boards

1) Your age - 21
2) Your sex - male
3) Your sexual orientation - I like little girls
4) Your operating system - Windows VISTA
5) Your occupation - University three days a week, working as programmer 2 days a week (writing bullshit programs with borland sepples builder)
6) Your nationality - Russia
7) Your favorite programming language - I love perl with passion because it was my first dynamic language, and I try my best to avoid its shortcomings. Also C.
8) The first programming language you used - Basic
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman - he sounds kind of lame in his lecture videos
b) The Ginger - haha
c) Leah Culver
d) RMS - I like him and his ideas
e) Dennis Ritchie - I like him and his ideas even more
f) Bjarne Stroustrup - is a murderer
g) Sepples - Bjarne Stroustrup is a murderer
h) C - It's good for learning programming, contrary to what you SICPers may think. It's much less difficult to predict what machine code you'll end up with form C source file than from haskell or listp.
i) Scheme - I never used it to do real things (and never wanted to, there always were better options).
j) Common Lisp - I never used it to do real things.
10) How you got into programming - My father is a programmer, he taught me basic when I was 7.
11) For how long have you been into programming - Seriously for 4-5 years, since I got Internet connection with unlimited bandwidth.
12 a) Your favorite musical genre - I am versatile
b) The song you are listening to at the moment - Disgaea Unofficial OST Disc 1 - Lord Laharl's Hymn
13) Your greatest accomplishment - fuck you.
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/ - I try not no think of them.

1) Your age: 19
2) Your sex: Male
3) Your sexual orientation: Straight
4) Your operating system: Gentoo
5) Your occupation: /prog/rammer
6) Your nationality: Norwegian
7) Your favorite programming language: ASM
8) The first programming language you used: C++
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: Awesome
b) The Ginger: Not that awesome
c) Leah Culver: Would hit.
d) RMS: Wouldn't hit
e) Dennis Ritchie: Would hit.
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: No.
g) Sepples: Maaaaybe
h) C: Yes.
i) Scheme: Would hit.
j) Common Lisp: Would hit.
10) How you got into programming: Dad forbade me.
11) For how long have you been into programming: 6 years
12a) Your favorite musical genre: Metal
12b) The song you are listening to at the moment: Motörhead - The Game
13) Your greatest accomplishment: Having a girlfriend.
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: Would hit.

1) Your age: 23
2) Your sex: i don't tell anyone that unless they need to know
3) Your sexual orientation: if i like you i'll let you know, otherwise it's none of your business
4) Your operating system: freebsd, minix 3, plan 9
5) Your occupation: still trying to figure that out
6) Your nationality: none
7) Your favorite programming language: C
8) The first programming language you used: GW-BASIC
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: GNUfag
b) The Ginger: just another lispfag
c) Leah Culver: some ugly chick who writes FIOC (i think)
d) RMS: GNUfag
e) Dennis Ritchie: he's alright
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: he thinks sepples is better than C
g) Sepples: a broken subset of C with a bunch of useless features and maybe 1 or 2 useful features tacked on
h) C: it's extremely portable, it's fast, it's free, and it's standardized. no other language has all of those advantages
i) Scheme: unreadable syntax, ugly, other than that not too bad
j) Common Lisp: unreadable syntax, ugly, function namespace weirdness, tail-call optimization isn't required by the standard
10) How you got into programming: writing text-based games on a machine running MS-DOS 3.2
11) For how long have you been into programming: 10 years
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: baroque
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: none
13) Your greatest accomplishment: i doubt anyone will know that until long after i'm dead
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: at least they're not boring

1) Your age: 20
2) Your sex: M
3) Your sexual orientation: Straight
4) Your operating system: Windows xp
5) Your occupation: Programmer
6) Your nationality: Croatian
7) Your favorite programming language: Python
8) The first programming language you used: x86 assembly
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: legend
b) The Ginger: no opinion
c) Leah Culver: don't know
d) RMS: obese, too strung up on the past. okay we get it dude, free = good and proprietary = fkn murderers, smoke a blunt or something
e) Dennis Ritchie: legend, awesome programmer.
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: ffffffffffffffff
g) Sepples: don't mind it, unparsable syntax is awesome.
h) C: fuck yeah
i) Scheme: ehhh. overrated (on /prog/ anyway)
j) Common Lisp: no thanks.
10) How you got into programming: was interested in game hacking/reverse engineering. taught myself x86 and how to disassemble/debug programs, made some small trainers for various games, ended up learning sepples to create more complex hacks (dll injection).
11) For how long have you been into programming
since highschool, i don't know, probably 5 years now.
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: chiptunes if that counts, followed closely by game music
b) The song you are listening to at the moment. class11.time flies
13) Your greatest accomplishment: an ai/bot i made for starcraft, completely scriptable and you could do neat things with it
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: brothers

51
male
straight
Windows
Software engineer
Britfag
Erlang
Fortran IV
n/a, n/a, who?, n/a, n/a, good for its time, better than Fortran, n/a, n/a
Something I could do in activities in the 6th form that wasn't sport
35 years
Classic rock;none
An improved technique for satellite antenna pattern analysis
SICP SICP SICP

1) Your age: 18
2) Your sex: Male
3) Your sexual orientation: Bi
4) Your operating system: Windows 2008 (Arch Linux VM for srs bzns)
5) Your occupation: Open source coding, reversing, finding a real job
6) Your nationality: .nl
7) Your favorite programming language: Scheme
8) The first programming language you used: QBasic
9) Your opinion on :
 a) The Sussman: A god amongst men
 b) The Ginger: You can't trust those Irish
 c) Leah Culver: I'd pownce her twatter, if you know what I mean
 d) RMS: Great zealot, every movement needs one
 e) Dennis Ritchie: I think eh is a pretty cool guy
 f) Bjarne Stroustrup: Complete idiot
 g) Sepples: Horrible
 h) C: Good for what it does
 i) Scheme: The language of gods
 j) Common Lisp: Scheme's ugly sister
10) How you got into programming: I like to fuck around with computers
11) For how long have you been into programming: 12 years
12
 a) Your favorite musical genre: Punk
 b) The song you are listening to at the moment: NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
13) Your greatest accomplishment: Creating the regression testing system for my fav open source project, which has catched quite a lot of bugs
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: some seem to know their stuff, some are witty, too bad that it's often drowned out by people acting like retards.

Actraiser
Contra 3
Demon's Crest
Gradius III
Mega Man 7, X, X3
Super Castlevania IV
Super R-Type
Super Turrican
Yoshi's Island

1) Your age: 21
2) Your sex: M
3) Your sexual orientation: Straight
4) Your operating system: OS X as everyday OS, Windows for fappan gaems, Linux for server
5) Your occupation: CS student
6) Your nationality: .pt
7) Your favorite programming language: C, Scheme. Lately increasingly enjoying perl to a certain degree.
8) The first programming language you used: Either HyperTalk or ZX Spectrum's +3 BASIC. Can't remember
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: I want a Sussman figurine.
b) The Ginger: Where's CROMA, Ginger?!
c) Leah Culver: Mediocre FIOC programmer who everyone worships just because she's probably the only hot female geek on Earth who can write a line of code without getting a male to write it for her. Would hit.
d) RMS: http://web.archive.org/web/20041212001603/http://www.geocities.com/stallmanus/
e) Dennis Ritchie: Have you read your K&R today?
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: The world's most successful troll.
g) Sepples: Everything that is wrong with programming languages today.
h) C: Still the best language you can use in many different situations.
i) Scheme: The purest Lisp!
j) Common Lisp: Pretty good and powerful, though I only used it for one project so I never looked too deeply into it.
10) How you got into programming: Computers > people. Also the lack of widespread cheap Internet access when I was a kid.
11) For how long have you been into programming: Since I was in first grade? Depends on if you can call writing expert 10 LET A = A + 1 code real programing.
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: TOUHOU ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: None.
13) Your greatest accomplishment: Trolling on the Internet. IRL trolling accomplishment pending.
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: They seem to range from weeaboo college freshmen to EXPERT PROGRAMMERS.

1) Your age: 15
2) Your sex: M
3) Your sexual orientation: Straight
4) Your operating system: Linux and windows
5) Your occupation: Student
6) Your nationality: Canadian
7) Your favorite programming language: Scheme or Java
8) The first programming language you used: Python
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: Overrated, but cool
b) The Ginger: Don't give a fuck
c) Leah Culver: Don't give a fuck
d) RMS: Total dumb cunt.
e) Dennis Ritchie: Pretty cool guy
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: Good guy
g) Sepples: Perhaps overused, but at least better than C.
h) C: Fuck you if you think this is a good language.
i) Scheme: For THEORETICAL BULLSHITE
j) Common Lisp: Lisp, for people who think lisp can be practical
10) How you got into programming:
11) For how long have you been into programming: Three years
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: JRock
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: None
13) Your greatest accomplishment: BAWWWWWWW :(
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: Most of them are horrible human beings.

>>25
Underage b&

1) This thread: sage

1) Your age: 11
2) Your sex: female
3) Your sexual orientation: bisexual pedo
4) Your operating system: OSX/ubanto
5) Your occupation: no
6) Your nationality: finland
7) Your favorite programming language: Haskell
8) The first programming language you used: PHP
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: ♥
b) The Ginger: pretty cool for his age
c) Leah Culver: she is terrible at programming
d) RMS: how does he drink if he has a phobia of water
e) Dennis Ritchie: positive
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: negative
g) Sepples: fuck no
h) C: it's cute
i) Scheme: http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff248/HINAI_CHIGO/satori.jpg
j) Common Lisp: I'd choose it over a lot of other languages
10) How you got into programming: I was making websites and started pondering how I could automate things
11) For how long have you been into programming: 6 years
12 a) Your favorite musical genre: psychedelic trance
b) The song you are listening to at the moment: Solar Fields - Small Little Green Cubes
13) Your greatest accomplishment: mushrooms
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: I love you all

Polling is dumb in multiprogrammed environments, and where power consumption can be greatly decreased by waiting for interrupts in a low-power state.

>>29
Interrupts are dumb when data is constantly available and you only want to know about it once in a while.  Sure we could all spam every thought we have throughout the day, but then we'd have to go back to /b/.

    Alright, /prog/ it's time.
    1) Your age: 19
    2) Your sex: Male
    3) Your sexual orientation: I fap to straight porn, if that counts
    4) Your operating system: Debian GNAA/Lunix
    5) Your occupation: student
    6) Your nationality: no one cares
    7) Your favorite programming language: C
    8) The first programming language you used: Delphi
    9) Your opinion on:
    a) The Sussman: I don't care
    b) The Ginger: Everyone envies him secretly.
    c) Leah Culver: Enterprise web 2.0 buttsex.
    d) RMS: Weird and radical, yet important.
    e) Dennis Ritchie: The cure.
    f) Bjarne Stroustrup: The disease.
    g) Sepples: A trolling act.
    h) C: A gift. The only language that really matters.
    i) Scheme: Toy language.
    j) Common Lisp: Toy language.
    10) How you got into programming It's a long story.
    11) For how long have you been into programming 7+ years
    12 a) Your favorite musical genre: Rock.
    b) The song you are listening to at the moment: none
    13) Your greatest accomplishment: none
    14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/: worse than /b/tards.

>>30
Reading data from a FIFO qualifies as polling. Real men do DMA.

>>28
1) Your age: 11
2) Your sex: female
3) Your sexual orientation: bisexual pedo
Why can't you be real. ;_;

Alright, /prog/ it\\\'s time. (another honest one)
My age is 7.59449e+08
seconds and I am a straight, polygamous male _{EXPERT ^/PROG/}RAMMER living in California.  I use debian linux, mac os x, and openbsd for various purposes.  Lover of Lisp, I first used HyperCard and Logo in Elementary School.

The Sussman is awesome and I am happy he is always here with us.  The Ginger needs to admit he\\\'s not even got as much substance as arc.  Leah Culver can take Guido\\\'s cock into all her streams iteritively using just list comprehensions and FIOC.  RMS is a strange interesting robot - he was probably the pitcher with ESR.  Dennis Ritchie probably was the catcher with Kernighan - I mean anyone willing to prove Pascal sucks for systems engineering by trying to port \\\'Software Tools\\\' to it, ultimately suffering more than 96000 lines of torture, is pretty fucking hardcore.  Bjarne Strostrup is the biggest troll in the world - he had me fooled for a few years.

Sepples is a broken hack of an object system on top of Portable Assembler that had really good marketing and a few decent features garishly bolted on.  Portable assembler\\\'s main purpose is to bootstrap higher level languages.  Scheme was a fun LISP-1 but I usually prefer Common Lisp (I mean R⁶RS is nearly a Common Lisp implementation); however, I do not think Common Lisp is the final Common Lisp and I hope some of these newer projects like Clojure and Scala will help lead to a second Common Lisp standard written for our time in the way we are solving problems.

I really got into programming about 3.47893e+08
seconds ago in a middle school English class programming access control systems, fake virii, homebrew games, and endless loops of Mary Had a Little Lamb using batch files and QBASIC on the DOS computer without even Windows 3.1!  I sample the greats from many genres and am currently listening to Jurassic 5 - Untitled Track Side C (Prehistorik Rarities).

Writing this post is surely my greatest accomplishment.  I think the quality of posts is currently in the shitter due to flooding and forcing of stupid memes; however, there are gems of metatrolling as well as some actual (and most importantly GOOD) discussion hidden in this fertile manure - you just have to keep your eyes open and be thankful for each tiny pebble of awesome.  We may need to read our SICP three times a day for a while...

The rag part No?

lol nice thread....

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