POLL TIME

Alright, /prog/ it's time.
1) Your age
2) Your sex
3) Your sexual orientation
4) Your operating system
5) Your occupation
6) Your nationality
7) Your favorite programming language
8) The first programming language you used
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman
b) The Ginger
c) Leah Culver
d) RMS
e) Dennis Ritchie
f) Bjarne Stroustrup
g) Sepples
h) C
i) Scheme
j) Common Lisp
10) How you got into programming
11) For how long have you been into programming
12 a) Your favorite musical genre
b) The song you are listening to at the moment
13) Your greatest accomplishment
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/

1) 22
2) M
3) Bisexual
4) Debian Linux
5) College student
6) Belgian
7) Python
8) Strictly TI-BASIC, but really PHP
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman: My life's goal is to lick this man's nutsack.
b) The Ginger: Poor kid.
c) Leah Culver: Dense tart.
d) RMS: I would also lick this man's nutsack, but I don't consider it a life's goal.
e) Dennis Ritchie: Not my least favorite person.
f) Bjarne Stroustrup: Also not my least favorite person, but close.
g) Sepples: C++ : C :: PHP : Perl
h) C: I avoid it if at all possible, but it's probably as good as it can be.
i) Scheme: Secksy, unusable.
j) Common Lisp: Trades secksiness for some measure of usability.
10) Tried to impress some girl, which actually worked.
11) Seriously, three or four years. In a general sense, about ten.
12 a) Romanticism, though Baroque has some nice tunes.
b) tanasinn.mp3. I don't even remember where I got it.
13) Accomplishments are always less impressive in retrospect.
14) They're someone to talk to, at least.