POLL TIME

Alright, /prog/ it's time.
1) Your age
2) Your sex
3) Your sexual orientation
4) Your operating system
5) Your occupation
6) Your nationality
7) Your favorite programming language
8) The first programming language you used
9) Your opinion on :
a) The Sussman
b) The Ginger
c) Leah Culver
d) RMS
e) Dennis Ritchie
f) Bjarne Stroustrup
g) Sepples
h) C
i) Scheme
j) Common Lisp
10) How you got into programming
11) For how long have you been into programming
12 a) Your favorite musical genre
b) The song you are listening to at the moment
13) Your greatest accomplishment
14) What do you think of the people who regularly post on /prog/

I will probably be the only person to answer seriously.

1. Age: 22
2. Sex: M
3. Sexuality: Straight
4. OS: Numerous
5. Occupation: Student
6. Nationality: British
7. Favourite language: Haskell
8. First language: GW-BASIC
9a. The Sussman: Scientific and ultimately instructive. Wise as the master should be.
9b. Patrick Collison: Why has he still not released the source to Croma?
9c. Leah Culver: Undeserving of /prog/'s devotion.
9d. rms: Has a funny-sounding voice.
9e. Dennis Ritchie: Pretty cool guy eh. No real opinions.
9f. Bjarne Stroustrup: Successful troll. Also, see http://www.research.att.com/~bs/whitespace98.pdf
9g. Sepples: Useful sometimes, but overused because people don't know otherwise.
9h. C: It has its place, but I don't actually like it.
9i. Scheme: I only use it for SICP.
9j. CL: I prefer Scheme.
9k. ^BB_CODE: Better than all the previous languages combined.
9l. >>1: Missed some important questions.
10. Introduced to it by my dad.
11. 14 years or so.
12a. /prog/ressive metal.
12b. Take the Time by Dream Theater
13. None, really.
14. I would hesitate to meet them in real life.
15. Criticism of /prog/: Legitimate, perhaps even interesting, programming threads often turn into a shitfest. Meme spamming seems to take precedence over interesting discussion.