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Why are Europeans better coders?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 16:23

I always see Europeans writing better code than us Americans. Why is that? Do they have some special ability at birth or something?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 16:38

The school systems generally seem to suck less.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 17:09

Sussman is an American. Thread over

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 17:15

Leah Culver is an American. Thread reopened.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 17:17

Exception confirms, etc

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 18:53

RMS Matthew Stallman is an American. Thread over and reopened.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 19:16

Linux Tarballs is European. Thread tarballed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 19:21

Edgar Dexter is European. Thread considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 22:24

Peyote `Simon` Joints is a European born in Africa. Thread encapsulated in the IO monad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 22:57

I am European. Thread unaffected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 23:01

Japanese programmers must be the shit. I've never had Mario 64 crash on me, not even once.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-30 23:06

ENTERPRISE was created by american programmers. Thread scalable and business-ready.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 1:53

Scandinavian programmers are much better because there's nothing to do there because everything's frozen.  So they sit around and spend all their time either drink, fucking, or programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 2:21

>>11
You fail at breaking games (probably always stay on the course, don't you?).  Go back to python, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 8:46

>>2
I don't think so. As far as I've heard, we have exactly the same problems in our education.

I think we're just a bit smarter than Americans (see NASCAR and Hammer cars (GROSS) vs Europe's fine products; see love for wasting oil for the hell of it; see foreign relations; see ecology), and we write less ENTERPRISE code. See >>12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 10:41

>>13
Or playing in heavy metal bands.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 10:43

>>15
Do you mean Hummer cars?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 12:54

>>8
You almost had there for a second, troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 12:56

>>18
YOU THINK YOUR THOUGH UH

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 14:10

>>19
What about my though?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 14:14

>>20 its wrong bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 18:13

>>21
ergo your wrong bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 11:29

>>11
No, Mario HAD to work right the first time. As it was on ROM, if it failed, it was FUCKED FOREVER, like the "secret worlds" of Metroid. That is why console games used to be better than computer games: they had to go through much more testing before launch. Now any game can be launched FUBAR and the companies can just patch it three months later.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 23:54

>>1
>>8

It's because the Atlantic has two sides.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-03 20:04

>>24
Three sides, you forgot the bottom. Atlantians are superior coders because they are raised on Forth, straight from the teet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-03 21:08

>>25
At least we Atlantians know how to spell teat.  Now fuck off, simpletons.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 0:21

>>26
At least we Americans know how to spell Atlanteans.  Now fuck off, simpletons.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 0:22

op is begging the question

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