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Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:15

Let's gather the all time copypasta, ascii and other forms of art related to /prog/ in this thread.

#!/usr/bin/perl -w                                      # camel code
use strict;

                                           $_='ev
                                       al("seek\040D
           ATA,0,                  0;");foreach(1..3)
       {<DATA>;}my               @camel1hump;my$camel;
  my$Camel  ;while(             <DATA>){$_=sprintf("%-6
9s",$_);my@dromedary           1=split(//);if(defined($
_=<DATA>)){@camel1hum        p=split(//);}while(@dromeda
 ry1){my$camel1hump=0      ;my$CAMEL=3;if(defined($_=shif
        t(@dromedary1    ))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}
       $CAMEL--;if(d   efined($_=shift(@dromedary1))&&/\S/){
      $camel1hump+=1  <<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(defined($_=shift(
     @camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(
     defined($_=shift(@camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAME
     L;;}$camel.=(split(//,"\040..m`{/J\047\134}L^7FX"))[$camel1h
      ump];}$camel.="\n";}@camel1hump=split(/\n/,$camel);foreach(@
      camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y/LJF7\173\175`\047/\061\062\063\
      064\065\066\067\070/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\047`/;$_=reverse;
       print"$_\040$Camel\n";}foreach(@camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y
        /LJF7\173\175`\047/12345678/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\0 47`/;
         $_=reverse;print"\040$_$Camel\n";}';;s/\s*//g;;eval;   eval
           ("seek\040DATA,0,0;");undef$/;$_=<DATA>;s/\s*//g;(   );;s
             ;^.*_;;;map{eval"print\"$_\"";}/.{4}/g; __DATA__   \124
               \1   50\145\040\165\163\145\040\157\1 46\040\1  41\0
                    40\143\141  \155\145\1 54\040\1   51\155\  141
                    \147\145\0  40\151\156 \040\141    \163\16 3\
                     157\143\   151\141\16  4\151\1     57\156
                     \040\167  \151\164\1   50\040\      120\1
                     45\162\   154\040\15    1\163\      040\14
                     1\040\1   64\162\1      41\144       \145\
                     155\14    1\162\       153\04        0\157
                      \146\     040\11     7\047\         122\1
                      45\15      1\154\1  54\171          \040
                      \046\         012\101\16            3\16
                      3\15           7\143\15             1\14
                      1\16            4\145\163           \054
                     \040            \111\156\14         3\056
                    \040\         125\163\145\14         4\040\
                    167\1        51\164\1  50\0         40\160\
                  145\162                              \155\151
                \163\163                                \151\1
              57\156\056

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:15

'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR SICP TODAY?
                              `-'      \      
                                        \
                              .         \ 
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:16

This must be the first time the perl camel has been posted on /prog/. How exactly is this related?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:18

>>3
/prog/ - Programming - Programming languages - Code - Scripting languages - Perl

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:19

         ,--.           QUACK QUACK
        /  . \__           JAVA
        \    ---'    
         `||'
     ____/ |
   / ,--    \
   | `---   |
    `''-----'
       | |
       = =

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:19

IF U WERE FLAMED FOR USING LISP TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR SUICIDE CUZ ID B N DAT CUNTS HOUSE N SHOVE SICP DOWN HIS THROAT!
                       //`'''```,
             o        // LISP   `.,
       ,....OOo.   .c;.',,,.'``.,,.`
    .'      ____.,'.//
   / _____  \___/.'
  | / ||  \\---\|
  ||  ||   \\  ||
  co  co    co co

WE TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIES
WE READ SICP TOGETHER
WE COUNT PARENTHESES TOGETHER
send this SUAVE SPACE TOAD to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6001 your A TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIE

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:20


`'.
   `.'````.
   .  @  \@
   s     _\'
    .  .---'
   ,.  /
 '`\\   \        Haskell Nomads
' |  \ \|        --------------
| |   \ \
| |    \ \
| |   . \ \
| |  / ` \ \
| |=/ /=====
| `/ /     /
\  \/     /
'````    /
//  | |  |
    | |  |
    | |  |
    | |_ |____
    |===| ====|

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:23

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:23

/prog/ CULTURE FAIR -- IMPLEMENT YOU OWN FUCKING HAUNTED HOUSE IN HASKELL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:28

>>7
You haven't seen The Artist's rendition of Haskell Nomads, have you?

By the way, anyone still has it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:32

>>5
I created this as a FIOC duck >:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:33

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:34

>>12
I heard SICP is huge in Japan right now. I even saw a trailer of a SICP live-action porn movie.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:37

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:50


`'.
   `.'````.
   .  @  \@
   s     _\'
    .  .---'
   ,.  /
 '`\\   \        LISPFAG
' |  \ \|        -------
| |   \ \
| |    \ \
| |   . \ \
| |  / ` \ \
| |=/ /=====
| `/ /     /
\  \/     /
'````    /
//  | |  |
    | |  |
    | |  |
    | |_ |____
    |===| ====|

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 15:56


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##   ## #########  ##   ##  #########
##   ## ##     ##   ## ##   ##     ##
 ######  ##     ##    ###    ##     ##

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 16:38

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++++++++++++++++++++++++++,::::~==+=+++???????+=~~=+?~~7~~~~++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++:,,,,~~~==++?++++==~:==+?===++==+=~?+++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++,:::,:,:::~~==~~::::~=+??~~=?~+I?+~~~~I7++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++:,~,,:.:::::::,,,,,::::~==+?++~=I?+==~??7++~~=??~++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++,..::,:,.::::::,::::::~==+++?~=+7?I~==+==+7??~~~+=7I===++++++
++++++++++++++++,~~~::::,:,,,:::::::::~~====+=~~~~?7?+~~=?I+~==I?+=~~~~???++++++
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Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 16:40

>>17
Who's this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 16:45

>>18
Troll kalla mik
tungl sjötrungnis,
auðsug jötuns,
élsólar böl,
vilsinn völu,
vörð náfjarðar,
hvélsvelg himins –
hvat's troll nema þat?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 16:45

>>18
Is it the anticudder?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 16:46

>>18
Luke Skywalker.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 16:50

This is Leah Culver!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 17:41

Leah Culver is fucking beautiful. God created Leah Culver so that men could have something to look forward to when they come home from work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 17:49


'-._                  ___''...___
    `.__           ,-'   ||  _____ \
        `''-------'      __  ( . )  `._     JUST AS
                        |  |  `-'      (     PLANNED!
                        |__ `-.,        \
                           `'''--,[=]    \
                             \___________)
   ................._                  /
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 17:55


                              _____
                             /rispu\
                             \_____/
         ,----,._               /
     _,-'        `---,__,-,    /
   ,'                    @ `; /
_.'       ____            ,_)
       .-'    `-,....._   `-,
     ,'                ``'''
    ;
_.-'

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 18:02

>>25
Rice Crispies?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 19:02

Ridiculously high resolution vector of some /prog/snakes and SICPgirl:

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/7084/sicp3512dpibw3.png

hi-res SICP cover art:

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2407/sicpcoverqa0.png

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 19:21

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: SNOW CRASH MEME FAN 2008-07-12 19:39

┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────┒
│ ◕                                             ◕ ┃
│                     REASON                      ┃
│                  Version 1.0B7                  ┃
│  Gatling type 3 mm hypervelocity railgun system ┃
│         Ng Security Industries, Inc.            ┃
│      PRERELEASE VERSION-NOT FOR FIELD USE       ┃
│        DO NOT TEST IN A POPULATED AREA          ┃
│              -ULTIMA RATIO REGUM-               ┃
│ ◕                                             ◕ ┃
┕━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 19:42

>>28

loeb::Functor f = > f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Syntax::sntxb: Expression cannot begin with ">f(fa->a)->fa".

Syntax::tsntxi: ">f(fa->a)" is incomplete; more input is needed.

Syntax::sntxi: Incomplete expression; more input is needed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 19:44

>>29
I've come to the conclusion that this is pretty much the ultimate post. dissociated-press just can't make anything out of it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 20:06

            __ .
         . /°<  --- Have you read your SICP today?
          / /.
        .(_/ )
        (___/ ).
      .(_____/ )
      (_______/ ).
    .(_________/ )
    (___________/ ).
  .(_____________/ )
  (_______________/ ).
.(_________________/_)

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 21:20

>>27
Wow, where is this from?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 21:30

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7317/satoribb1.jpg

I still like this picture, even though Hinai Chigo is a #sicp faggot.

Name: MATHEMATICA MEME FAN 2008-07-12 21:43

Have some Satori:

ContourPlot3D[x^5 + y^4 - z^4, {x, -4, 4}, {y, -4, 4}, {z, -4, 4}]

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 22:58

>>34
NAMEFAGS DETECTED

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 23:21

>>27
We call that a bitmap where I come from.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 13:47

>>37
People don't understand how PNG works where you come from?
It may not be SCALABLE VECTOR GRAPHICS, but it still uses vectors to store image information.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 13:48

>>38
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 13:52

You have issues.

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