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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:19

so what does /prog/ think of rails?

I realize it's incredibly clunky and forces you to do a lot of really annoying shit you might otherwise not want to do, and it's underdocumented conventions that you're FORCED to adhere are really, really fucking annoying, but once you get used to it and learn the dumbass hoops it is surprisingly robust and makes webapp development easy and fun.

and now that mod_rails is out the ridiculous difficulty of deploying onto apache with a shared hosting environment is pretty much gone too... things are really looking up for it.

I'm pretty much positive I'm going to get a lot of flak for this thread (a lot of people hate ruby with a passion), but I really do like rails.

anyone here serious about it at all?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:19

sage does nothing

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:21

*grabs flak*

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:23

Moar liek Ruby on Snails amirite? xD

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:27

>>4
xD

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:34

Too bad Ruby is slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:00

>>4-5
xKCD

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:46

>>1
Ruby is a toy, fad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:48

>>7
an X Windows CD player for the kernel?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:51

>>9
XKCD KDE Compiler Daemon.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:47

I don't hate Ruby, I hate the Ruby hipster fags that can't shut up about it. I mean, get a fucking room, already. You know, before enaging in trance-like masturbation.

Name: >>11 2008-06-12 21:59

I also hate them for constantly spewing bullshit about performance concerns being irrelevant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:28

>>12
Performance is irrelevant if the time it takes to write the program greatly exceeds the time it takes to run it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:57

>>13
gb2 batch processing

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 23:34

Rails is great. The reason it seems to only attract people who love to run Textmate on a Macbook is because it is only suitable for people who care about quality and comfort. People who willingly run Linux and command-line text editors have no hope to ever understand those benefits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 23:36

>>15
2/10, that won't work much on /prog/ but you could have some success on /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 23:55

Trails. It's Java on Rails. Fuck Ruby.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 0:51

What we really need is Io on Rails.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 1:03

>>18
What we need is 'A good web framework for Io'.
Also, WHY AM I POSTING HERE[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 1:37

>>16
Sorry, reality tends to lack entertainment value. Hating Ruby and Python is the cool thing to do around here only because they are popular. Too bad they get shit done in the real world.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 1:39

>>19
Forgot one

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 1:59

LISP on Lines

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 2:02

>>20

Name something written in Ruby besides Rails.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 3:10

Cocks.rb. It outputs "Cocks" to the standard output.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 5:17

>>23
github?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 5:19

>>23
DARCS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 5:22

>>26
darcs is written lower case1.

1Except when at the start of sentences.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 5:46

>>26
darcs is written in Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 5:57

Ruby only became popular because of Rails. It was sort of a fad. Now most other programming languages also have a framework which is largely based on Rails. So now you can just use Python and Django, until the next fad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 6:09

>>28
I think >>26 was making a so-called `joke' based on the stellar performance of darcs, which is very typical of programs written in the Ruby programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 6:18

I'm pretty sure Ruby on Rails can suck my dick.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 6:26

I remember RoR being a bit annoying to work with because you can only send one GET parameter (the id), so you'd have to save any parameters you wanted to send to a page in the session instead.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 6:30

>>30
yeah, EXPONENTIAL TIME

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 8:48

>>18
That's about the only thing that could be slower than Ruby on Rails' slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 9:05

>>27
DARCS, like all programming language names, is an acronym, so it's in all-caps.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 9:24

JAVA on Ferrari's

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 9:37

Java on Jails

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 9:56

Haskell on hovercrafts
SML on sails
INSTANT.EXE on Iguanas

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 10:01

Haskell on Hails

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 10:03

Ada on Ales

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 11:02

Perl on pails

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 11:07

>>35
What does ADA stand for?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 11:09

>>42
Assistant District Attorney.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 11:27

PHP on Permobiles

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 11:29

Haskell on Nomads

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 11:34

PHP on PCP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 12:15

#
# LOL IT'S DER FOCKIN 4CHAN PROGRAM!
# WE WANT MOAR RAEP AND SECKS
# Created by: Profeta
#
class Chan
  def initialize(lol, rofl)
    @lmao = lol
    @lmfao = rofl
  end
 
  def lul
    puts 'I <3 4Chan'
  end
 
  def rufl
    puts "I #{@lmao} it for the #{@lmfao}"
  end
end

class Jb
  def jailbait
    puts 'I <3 JB'
  end
end
var = Chan.new('didnt', 'fun')
puts var.rufl
puts var.lul

var2 = Chan.new('did', 'lulz')
puts var2.rufl
puts var2.lul

var4 = Jb.new
puts var4.jailbait

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 12:41

PHP on Piss

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 12:45

Brainfuck on Bikes

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 12:51

>>47
WHAT THEFCUNKJ FUCKINFG FAIL OMGFUFUCA TEHAOCEHOATNEHAOT MOTHERUFCKERNEOANEORCNEUONAURUEAORUAE
WAHTNAHTEHOTAEHOATNHETNOA
FAAAICLIEAUCAELIGREAFURAERLIAIA FYAIL FALI F

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 12:59

>>47
Hello, Profeta. I assume that you are a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 13:05

Befunge on Buses

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 13:05

>>23
Name something written in Ruby besides Rails.
Metasploit Framework 3, which, as a system administrator of a rather heterogeneous network I find very useful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 14:11

>>53
METASPLOIT FUCKING SUCKS
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT ASS COCKSUCKERHEADMOTHERFUCKERJUNKIESHITFUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 14:45

a rather heterogeneous network

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 18:31

>>29
Django is epic win because of the admin interface.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 18:41

>>42
Augusta Ada Byron King, Countess of Lovelace (December 10, 1815 London, England – November 27, 1852 Marylebone, London, England), born Augusta Ada Byron, is mainly known for having written a description of Charles Babbage's early mechanical general-purpose computer, the analytical engine. She is today appreciated as the "first programmer" since she was writing programs—that is, manipulating symbols according to rules—for a machine that Babbage had not yet built. She also foresaw the capability of computers to go beyond mere calculating or number-crunching while others, including Babbage himself, focused only on these capabilities.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ada_Lovelace.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 18:42

>>19
You know the iolanguage.com website is written in Io (via CGI). I guess they really eat their own dog food. And what tasty dog food that is.
Seriously, why isn't /prog/ slobbering all over Io? Haven't you heard? Code is a runtime inspectable/modifiable tree!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 18:51

>>58
Maybe because it's slower than Ruby's slow as fuck. But most likely because it has very little libraries when compared to, say, Python. And it's kinda faggy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 18:52

*very few

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 6:47

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