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What PL does /prog/ use at work?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 18:15

Do you like it or hate it? Have you tried to convince your bosses to let you use some other programming language? If so, what language? Did it work?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 18:27

I use only C and C++ at work, and I haven't tried to convince my boss to use some other language simply because there is no reason to.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 18:34

For the past two summers I've been using ASP.NET & C#, T-SQL, and a tad bit of Javascript (if that counts).

Loved it. The .NET libraries greatly increase productivity and programmer efficiency.
I didn't get far into the "improvements" that MS offers in their SQL dialect, so I can't really comment on it, specifically.

This summer I'll be using Java. Not sure which specific APIs since I haven't gotten much info on my assignment just yet. But I like Java, it compares well against .NET (as far as programmer efficiency).

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 18:37

>>3
Fuck! I just realized that I offered positive opinions about .NET and Java in /prog/

Go easy on me, boys...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 19:09

>>3
i agree

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 19:11

>>1,3-4,5
go back to /pr/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 19:14

back when you have some manners, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 19:15

Visual Studio 2005, C++, MFC. Code is ridiculously shitty, I don't care, I only do like 2 actual hours of work a day.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 20:24

POET

pretty good imo, but not for writing practical programs

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 20:51

They gave me a choice between PHP, Ruby and Java. Obviously PHP and Java aren't options, one lacks closures and the other one is just a bloated piece of shit. Arguably, Ruby is an even slower bloated piece of shit, but it has some redeeming qualities (it actually installs on my system, has nice syntax for closures, etc).

So I decided I'm going to do everything I can with Bourne shell scripts. That'll teach 'em haha. Sagers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 20:53

those of you who use C++ at work: do you or your project use the iostream library?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 21:03

I'm not a programmer at work, though I do some programming from time to time. I've used things ranging from AutoHotKey scripts, C#, C++, and LISP to solve various problems. The last thing I wrote was a simple installation menu in wxWidgets/C++.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 21:17

>>11
iostream is not a library, and yes we use it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 21:31

>>13
What the fuck is it, then?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 21:38

>>14
It's a fucking header you god damn imbecile.
You know shit about programming, I bet my fucking balls that you asked that to see if the supposedly "library that makes your executable bigger" is used in production code.
Get a fucking clue you disgusting piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 21:45

>>15
It's a library.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 21:54

>>16
no, no it's not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 22:13

>>15
You are mistaken, sir. I did not meant library in the sense of binary grouping of functions and data. I meant it in the sense of a logical grouping of functions and data. You, sir, are just an angry, angry n00b for not realizing it and throwing a hissy fit about it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 22:48

>>18
There's no such thing as "binary grouping" or "logical grouping" of functions and data. You simply are a clueless moron with wrong terminology.
Regardless of what you meant in the first place, you are still wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 22:54

>>19
Yes, there is, and you are the moron for not knowing it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 23:03

>>20
YHBTE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 23:10

>>21
I don't care, I enjoy arguing with trolls. It's like extreme debate practice.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 23:13

Shut up fags

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 23:16

>>23
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 23:23

>>1-26
Same person, and we have been trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 1:29

>>25
IHBT?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 3:59

We use Lisp to generate code for other languages (typically Java).  It's a ton easier than writing Java straight.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 4:21

PHP at work.  HAET PHP!%@%()(#. It beats perl though...  DO WANT lisp/python but others fail and can't/won't learn to use them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 4:47

Perl for web stuff and C# for pretty much everything else. My boss doesn't care what language it's in as long as it works.
If the boss wasn't so determined to stick with Windows I would be using C instead of C#, but I doubt that'll ever happen... Plan9, BSD, OS X or even Linux would be better than Windows, but apparently he thinks Windows works well enough... "The server is only down about 3.5 days per month!" yeah, 11.5% downtime isn't too bad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 5:12

>>29
Elaborate please - 3.5 days per month downtime is unusual, and probably not the fault of Windows.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 6:23

>>30
99.9% of that downtime is because of people who shouldn't be messing with the server (but insist on having access to it) fucking things up, like deleting "mysql.exe" because "I don't know what it is and it's using a lot of CPU".

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 6:27

>>28
PHP at work.  HAET PHP!%@%()(#. It beats perl though
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YOOOUUUUU

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 8:03

>>31
shit head.
hax your moms anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 11:10

>>31
sounds like you work with bunch of elementary-minded idiots. i suggest becoming an hero.

inb4backto/b/plz

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:38

>>33
It's one word: shithead.
gtfo

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