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Waking Up In /prog/

Name: !iDSXmdBmtY 2008-05-09 13:56

While you were sleeping, you got transported to the realm of Satori, cudders, cars and The Sussman, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 14:05

>>1
A normal day, eh?

1. Eat breakfast.
2. Get to work.
3. Get home.
4. Sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 14:08

Catch some cudders to keep as pets.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 14:14

>>2,3
You eat some breakfast, like every other day. You exit your dull house located at the other edge of the town, whacking few cudders out of the sky and putting them in your bag. Approaching a bus station, where you meet a young lady. "Umm..mister..do you know where can I find Mr.Satori?", she asks shyly. You:

[ ] "Oh, that faggot co-worker developing Anonix", you think to yourself. "Go away kid, you're talking to an EXPERT PROGRAMMER here."

[ ] "Sure I do, little girl! Do you want to have some candy while we're waiting for the bus? I think I left some at those bushes over there."

[ ] Offer her the cudders you caught.

[ ] Grab a stick and beat the shit out of her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 14:19

[✓] Grab a stick and beat the shit out of her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 14:26

[x] Genuflect

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 14:49

>>5,6

You carefully observe the area around you. Nobody is around, and looks like it is your chance. You grab a stick, attempting to hit her. As the stick lands on her head, she loses consciousness and the body lands on the ground near you. Your pet cudders squeal. You are left at the bus station, with cudders floating around and observing you calmly, and a body of a knocked-out girl. You notice a bus approaching you. You have about 30 seconds before it comes near.

[ ] "Hey..little girl..we were just playing, right..?"

[ ] Carefully carry the warm body and hide it in the bushes.

[ ] Make love to the body

[ ] Run away

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 14:52

[✓] Carefully carry the warm body and hide it in the bushes.

[✓] Make love to the body

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 15:05

>>8
You were eaten by a Grue.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 15:09

>>9
I laughed more than I should have.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 15:35

>>8
You carefully undress the girl, her pink lips staring at your soul. You take off your pants, guiding your erect member towards her body, but no time, the bus already boarded the station. You sigh, putting the pants back on and picking up your backpack. You enter the bus quickly as your are late for work, not picking a particular place to sit. Looking in the window you see trees and building, and then more buildings, and more buildings. You soon arrive at another bus stop, and uncomfortably hiding your still erect member you walk down the bus stairs. You arrived at your new work place, excited.

[ ] "Microsoft, here I come! Finally, licensed versions of Microsoft Visual Studio I can install on my Windows Vista!"

[ ] "Well, they told me I can use Java so..."

[ ] "Not bad for a lousy open-source project. I can probably help with some of my GNU/Hurd knowledge."

[ ] I don't work. This building is the local hangout for Lisp-obsessed maniacs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 15:39

[✓] I don't work. This building is the local hangout for Lisp-obsessed maniacs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 15:43

>>11
[✓] Enter the building with my raging hard-on to accumulate the stares of my new co-workers. As their eyes traverse between my abnormally large frightening tent, the room grows quiet. "MY OTHER CAR IS A CDR!" I loudly proclaim, breaking the tedious silence as I tear off the remnants of clothing constraining my massive manhood.

At once, the eyes of nearly a hundred people fall upon it, a swelling twisting black snake. The same second it furiously uncoils its girth, shooting forth and winding around terminals and people alike. In one loud voice the snake and I boom, "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?!" The heavens shake with our furious tremors, as if Sussman himself answered our calls, and second edition hard-covers rain from the sky.

Seeing this, we turn our gaze upon the women of the world. Immediately they cower in lustful fear, tearing off their cloths baring their beautiful breasts. The infinite snake non-deterministically blasts forth and sucks on their supple breasts simultaneously, causing a cacophony of moaning of pleasure.

Thus, I invented Croma Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 15:58

>>13
Doesn't look like OP but is still EXPERT. I lol'd at
but no time, the bus already boarded the station

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 16:00

I would hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 16:32

You wake up -- apparently you faited at the sight of the cute girl in >>2, and now she's gone.  Furthermore, you are late for work.

[ ] Take a cudder from your pocket and ride it to work.
[ ] Use your tracking skill (obtained from reading too much fantasy) to track down that girl for another dream experience.
[ ] "ITS ALL OVER!!!!!" Proceed to hax your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 16:33

Oh wait, that was in >>4.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 16:39

>>15-17
Get out. I think that OP should use that !iDSXmdBmtY

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 19:15

[✓] Rape Julie Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 19:16

PIG DISGUSTING

Name: >>19 I CAME 2008-05-09 19:22

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN 2008-05-09 20:27

>>13
I came.
>>16
[X] Proceed to hax your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 20:40

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 20:43

[x] Genuflect [/x]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 20:59

>>11
Damnit, I was expecting the /prog/ snake to appear there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 21:21

>>25
See >>13.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 19:52

bump for more copypasta

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:30


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