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[✓] Enter the building with my raging hard-on to accumulate the stares of my new co-workers. As their eyes traverse between my abnormally large frightening tent, the room grows quiet. "MY OTHER CAR IS A CDR!" I loudly proclaim, breaking the tedious silence as I tear off the remnants of clothing constraining my massive manhood.
At once, the eyes of nearly a hundred people fall upon it, a swelling twisting black snake. The same second it furiously uncoils its girth, shooting forth and winding around terminals and people alike. In one loud voice the snake and I boom,
"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?!" The heavens shake with our furious tremors, as if Sussman himself answered our calls, and second edition hard-covers rain from the sky.
Seeing this, we turn our gaze upon the women of the world. Immediately they cower in lustful fear, tearing off their cloths baring their beautiful breasts. The infinite snake non-deterministically blasts forth and sucks on their supple breasts simultaneously, causing a cacophony of moaning of pleasure.
Thus, I invented Croma Lisp.