Waking Up In /prog/

While you were sleeping, you got transported to the realm of Satori, cudders, cars and The Sussman, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?

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You eat some breakfast, like every other day. You exit your dull house located at the other edge of the town, whacking few cudders out of the sky and putting them in your bag. Approaching a bus station, where you meet a young lady. "Umm..mister..do you know where can I find Mr.Satori?", she asks shyly. You:

[ ] "Oh, that faggot co-worker developing Anonix", you think to yourself. "Go away kid, you're talking to an EXPERT PROGRAMMER here."

[ ] "Sure I do, little girl! Do you want to have some candy while we're waiting for the bus? I think I left some at those bushes over there."

[ ] Offer her the cudders you caught.

[ ] Grab a stick and beat the shit out of her.