Waking Up In /prog/

While you were sleeping, you got transported to the realm of Satori, cudders, cars and The Sussman, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?

I would hax my anus

You wake up -- apparently you faited at the sight of the cute girl in >>2, and now she's gone.  Furthermore, you are late for work.

[ ] Take a cudder from your pocket and ride it to work.
[ ] Use your tracking skill (obtained from reading too much fantasy) to track down that girl for another dream experience.
[ ] "ITS ALL OVER!!!!!" Proceed to hax your anus.

Oh wait, that was in >>4.