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Haskell the Dog

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:09

Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:21

Don't care.

So I had the most excellent dream before I woke up, this morning. I was riding through these winding roads on a bus in the north of England, surrounded by trees and greenery, and every quarter mile or so great big churches half sunk into the ground, as if they had been buried half a century ago and had risen recently in the past ten years because of pressure underground or whatnot. And some of the designs were satanic, and others looked like Matilda off the British Robot Wars. Stone and metal, all wrapped in vines and mud and moss. It was brilliant. The bus driver was a like a guide, explaining how there was at one time a load of cults funded by various underground organisations and at some time they must have been buried. There were hundreds of them.

Best dream I've ever had.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:34

It was he, ans he was a cocker-spaniel.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:40

s/ans/and

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 10:30

others looked like Matilda off the British Robot Wars
I lol'd heartily

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 10:47

>>1
Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?
type of dog
data Dog = Abruzzenhund | AfghanHound | .. | YorkshireTerrier

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 14:49

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:12

At first I laughed at >>6 , but then I saw >>1 and I felt kind of bad about it


:(

Name: :( 2008-04-15 15:14

At first I laughed at >>6 , but then I saw >>7 and I felt kind of bad about it


:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:19

I felt kind of bad about teflon

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:30

>>10
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:39

I like felt :)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:48

>>11
teflon felt kind of fat:)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:50

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ;―]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 16:58

>>7
That first pic always gets me. Haskell looks sad :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 17:05

>>15
“I waited for you, Fry” etc

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 17:14

>>15
He used to do this all the time, most often when eating. He would just look at his food for several seconds before approaching it and eating.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 17:26

>>17
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 18:08

>>15
You'd be sad too if you were dead.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 10:32

>>19
He wasn't dead back then. Logic failure detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 10:33

>>20
He could have been deceased when that picture was taken, you have no proof that he was ever alive.
QED.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 12:03

>>20
Haskell is chronically transparent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 7:51

Rest in peace, Haskell the Dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 9:30

I was about to make an "how does it smell" joke but then I saw the pics and I  f e l t  k i n d  o f  b a d  a b o u t  i t  :-(

See you in the afterlife, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 9:41

Experts agree: Haskell either dead or alive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 11:39

hello im Peyote `Simon` Joints the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haskell ;) ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:03

>>26
to a private area of purity ;) ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:20

>>14,24
wide = lambda s: ''.join([unichr(0xfee0 + ord(c)) for c in s]).replace(unichr(0xff00), unichr(0x3000))
now gtfo

>>7
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:54

>>28
tr \ -~  !-~

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:55

>>29
forgot my [code]
tr \ -~  !-~

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 18:17

Prelude> let wide = lambda s: ''.join([unichr(0xfee0 + ord(c)) for c in s]).replace(unichr(0xff00), unichr(0x3000))
<interactive>:1:22: lexical error in string/character literal at character '\''

Name: 30 2008-05-28 18:28

>>31
cleanChars s@(c:cs) = case find (flip isPrefixOf s.fst) rep of
        Just (p,r) -> r : (cleanChars.drop (length p)) s
        Nothing -> cleanChar c : cleanChars cs
 where  cleanChar c | c >= ' ' && c <= '~' = (chr.(+0xFEE0).ord) c
        cleanChar c = c
        rep = [("...",'\x2026'),("?!",'\x203D'),("??",'\x2047'),
                ("!?",'\x2049'),("!!",'\x203C'),
                ("``",'\x275D'),("''",'\x275E'),
                (" ",'\x3000'),("`",'\x275B'),("'",'\x275C')]
cleanChars _ = ""

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 19:40

>>32
cleanChars [] = []
cleanChars s =
   head $ mapMaybe (\(a, u) -> fmap ((u:) . cleanChars) $ stripPrefix a s) rep
   where
      rep = [("...",'\x2026'), ("?!",'\x203D'), ("??",'\x2047'),
             ("!?", '\x2049'), ("!!",'\x203C'), ("``",'\x275D'),
             ("''", '\x275E'), (" ", '\x3000'), ("`", '\x275B'),
             ("'",  '\x275C')] ++ map (\c -> ([chr c], chr (c + 0xfee0))) [0..]

Name: >>33 2008-05-28 19:59

Oops.

cleanChars [] = []
cleanChars s =
   head $ mapMaybe (\(a, u) -> fmap ((chr u:) . cleanChars) $ stripPrefix a s) rep
   where
      rep = [("...", 0x2026), ("?!", 0x203D), ("??", 0x2047),
             ("!?",  0x2049), ("!!", 0x203C), ("``", 0x275D),
             ("''",  0x275E), (" ",  0x3000), ("`",  0x275B),
             ("'",   0x275C)] ++ map (\c -> ([c], ord c + 0xfee0)) [' '..'~']
                              ++ map (\o -> ([chr o], o)) [0..]

Name: 32 2008-05-28 20:05

>>34
Interesting…and yes, I'm a Haskell noob.  But that's pretty slow on high chars.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:06

>>31-34
Nice, but i prefer FIOC because it doesn't require a 300mb compiler

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:25

>>36
❝Those who would give up Essential Liberty Of Indentation to purchase a little Temporary Disk Space, deserve neither Liberty Of Indentation nor Disk Space.❞ — Benjamin Franklin

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:47

>>37
``Liberty of Indentation'' is a very Orwellian thing to call FIOC.
And quit using ``faggot quotes''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:48

>>35
Indeed it is. I was aiming for both conciseness and slowness.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:52

I want to get a dog just like haskell :)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:57

>>36
Isn't Haskell FIOC too?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:15

>>41
Haskell is OFIOC (optional forced indentation of code)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:16

>>41
Frame I/O Controller?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:18

>>42
That doesn't make sense for those that don't own a dead dog. Can you explain what does that bullshit mean?

>>37
First time I actually lol'd on /prog/. Thank you kind sir.

Name: Paul 'Dog Breeder' Graham !LISPHymEeU 2008-05-28 21:21

>>40
I want to get a dog just like haskell :)
Sorry we're all out of stock

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 22:19

>>45
Anyway, you were trying to sell a singleton.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 4:37

>>44
Actually, it's OIOC, the Optional Indention of the Code.

Basically, you can use either FIOC or curly brackets and semicolons. You can even mix them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 13:35

>>47
But does the indentation mean something? Because in C-like langs you can skip brackets when you have a single statement.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 13:48

>>48
Dude, they use whitespace as syntax! In C, it's natural to do what you said, but in Haskell one can write
(provided that the instructions are indented to the same level)

foo = do
  bar
  baz
  quux
  quuux


instead of

main = do {foo; bar; baz; quux; quuux}

Of course, you can skip the curly brackets C-style, then

main = do {dicks}

becomes

main = do dicks

(which is just a complicated way of saying main = dicks)



HURRRRRRRR

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:00

>>49
do-notation considered harmful:

main = bar >> baz >> quux >> quuux

Much nicer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:15

>>50
what the fuck are you blind or demented

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:30

>>51
I usually do it like this when it gets too much.
main = bar
    >> baz
    >> quux
    >> quuux

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:36

>>52
Now that's cool, should have said that in the first place. The linear writing exemplifies the passing of information, but it ugly.

Name: Paul Graham !LISPHymEeU 2008-05-30 0:39

>>46
you were trying to sell a singleton
Now I have two problems.

Anyway, may I interest you in Lisp the parrot? It doesn't smell like Haskell the dog, and it repeats LISP LISP LISP in a very pleasant tone. Talk about useful[1] for posting on /prog/!

________________________
1it's important to think about LISP all the time because LISP is really the best language and LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 1:39

>>54
IT IS?!?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 10:14

>>54
Excuse me. This parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago is dead1.

___________________________
1http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1212089902/282
2Sorry about the cross-thread references, http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1120607016/18.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 15:26

>>52
That requires more typing than do-notation and is potentially harder to modify. You are a FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 16:04

>>57
Code is art.  If you aren't ready to spend some serious hours formatting your code, do you expect your code to just work for you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 19:29

Haskell was Ken Dodd's dad's dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 23:48

66faggot quotes99

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 15:04

>>60
This is a 66good post99.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 5:25

Ah, and so life imitates art.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 8:11

Ah, and so the circle of life is my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 16:23

>>60
66Awesome quotes99

Fixed.

Name: 6-san 2008-06-20 15:12

data Dog = Abruzzenhund | AfghanHound | .. | YorkshireTerrier deriving (Enum)

Fixed. I forgot to derive stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 23:23

haskell the dog was a bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:29

>Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

ITT: State the obvious at the end of the thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:29

>>66, see >>1
>Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

ITT: State the obvious at the end of the thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:30

>>67
you suck at internets

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 0:59

>>67
Haskell the dog was a singleton.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 19:04

>>68, see >>0
>Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

ITT: State the obvious at the end of the thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 10:45

>>49
god damn it always gets me when someone uses ``dicks'' as ``foo''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 11:18

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:33

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman 2012-05-22 3:34

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-22 7:10

Rei.

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