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Haskell the Dog

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:09

Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:57

>>36
Isn't Haskell FIOC too?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:15

>>41
Haskell is OFIOC (optional forced indentation of code)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:16

>>41
Frame I/O Controller?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:18

>>42
That doesn't make sense for those that don't own a dead dog. Can you explain what does that bullshit mean?

>>37
First time I actually lol'd on /prog/. Thank you kind sir.

Name: Paul 'Dog Breeder' Graham !LISPHymEeU 2008-05-28 21:21

>>40
I want to get a dog just like haskell :)
Sorry we're all out of stock

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 22:19

>>45
Anyway, you were trying to sell a singleton.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 4:37

>>44
Actually, it's OIOC, the Optional Indention of the Code.

Basically, you can use either FIOC or curly brackets and semicolons. You can even mix them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 13:35

>>47
But does the indentation mean something? Because in C-like langs you can skip brackets when you have a single statement.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 13:48

>>48
Dude, they use whitespace as syntax! In C, it's natural to do what you said, but in Haskell one can write
(provided that the instructions are indented to the same level)

foo = do
  bar
  baz
  quux
  quuux

instead of

main = do {foo; bar; baz; quux; quuux}

Of course, you can skip the curly brackets C-style, then

main = do {dicks}

becomes

main = do dicks

(which is just a complicated way of saying main = dicks)



HURRRRRRRR

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:00

>>49
do-notation considered harmful:

main = bar >> baz >> quux >> quuux

Much nicer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:15

>>50
what the fuck are you blind or demented

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:30

>>51
I usually do it like this when it gets too much.
main = bar
    >> baz
    >> quux
    >> quuux

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:36

>>52
Now that's cool, should have said that in the first place. The linear writing exemplifies the passing of information, but it ugly.

Name: Paul Graham !LISPHymEeU 2008-05-30 0:39

>>46
you were trying to sell a singleton
Now I have two problems.

Anyway, may I interest you in Lisp the parrot? It doesn't smell like Haskell the dog, and it repeats LISP LISP LISP in a very pleasant tone. Talk about useful[1] for posting on /prog/!

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1it's important to think about LISP all the time because LISP is really the best language and LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 1:39

>>54
IT IS?!?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 10:14

>>54
Excuse me. This parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago is dead1.

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1http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1212089902/282
2Sorry about the cross-thread references, http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1120607016/18.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 15:26

>>52
That requires more typing than do-notation and is potentially harder to modify. You are a FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 16:04

>>57
Code is art.  If you aren't ready to spend some serious hours formatting your code, do you expect your code to just work for you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 19:29

Haskell was Ken Dodd's dad's dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 23:48

66faggot quotes99

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 15:04

>>60
This is a 66good post99.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 5:25

Ah, and so life imitates art.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 8:11

Ah, and so the circle of life is my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 16:23

>>60
66Awesome quotes99

Fixed.

Name: 6-san 2008-06-20 15:12

data Dog = Abruzzenhund | AfghanHound | .. | YorkshireTerrier deriving (Enum)

Fixed. I forgot to derive stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 23:23

haskell the dog was a bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:29

>Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

ITT: State the obvious at the end of the thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:29

>>66, see >>1
>Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

ITT: State the obvious at the end of the thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:30

>>67
you suck at internets

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 0:59

>>67
Haskell the dog was a singleton.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 19:04

>>68, see >>0
>Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

ITT: State the obvious at the end of the thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 10:45

>>49
god damn it always gets me when someone uses ``dicks'' as ``foo''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 11:18

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:33

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Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman 2012-05-22 3:34

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-22 7:10

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