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Haskell the Dog

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:09

Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:21

Don't care.

So I had the most excellent dream before I woke up, this morning. I was riding through these winding roads on a bus in the north of England, surrounded by trees and greenery, and every quarter mile or so great big churches half sunk into the ground, as if they had been buried half a century ago and had risen recently in the past ten years because of pressure underground or whatnot. And some of the designs were satanic, and others looked like Matilda off the British Robot Wars. Stone and metal, all wrapped in vines and mud and moss. It was brilliant. The bus driver was a like a guide, explaining how there was at one time a load of cults funded by various underground organisations and at some time they must have been buried. There were hundreds of them.

Best dream I've ever had.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:34

It was he, ans he was a cocker-spaniel.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:40

s/ans/and

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 10:30

others looked like Matilda off the British Robot Wars
I lol'd heartily

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 10:47

>>1
Can someone post picturse of the late Haskell? Also, what type of dog was she?
type of dog
data Dog = Abruzzenhund | AfghanHound | .. | YorkshireTerrier

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 14:49

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:12

At first I laughed at >>6 , but then I saw >>1 and I felt kind of bad about it


:(

Name: :( 2008-04-15 15:14

At first I laughed at >>6 , but then I saw >>7 and I felt kind of bad about it


:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:19

I felt kind of bad about teflon

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:30

>>10
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:39

I like felt :)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:48

>>11
teflon felt kind of fat:)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:50

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ;―]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 16:58

>>7
That first pic always gets me. Haskell looks sad :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 17:05

>>15
“I waited for you, Fry” etc

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 17:14

>>15
He used to do this all the time, most often when eating. He would just look at his food for several seconds before approaching it and eating.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 17:26

>>17
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 18:08

>>15
You'd be sad too if you were dead.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 10:32

>>19
He wasn't dead back then. Logic failure detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 10:33

>>20
He could have been deceased when that picture was taken, you have no proof that he was ever alive.
QED.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 12:03

>>20
Haskell is chronically transparent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 7:51

Rest in peace, Haskell the Dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 9:30

I was about to make an "how does it smell" joke but then I saw the pics and I  f e l t  k i n d  o f  b a d  a b o u t  i t  :-(

See you in the afterlife, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 9:41

Experts agree: Haskell either dead or alive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 11:39

hello im Peyote `Simon` Joints the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haskell ;) ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:03

>>26
to a private area of purity ;) ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:20

>>14,24
wide = lambda s: ''.join([unichr(0xfee0 + ord(c)) for c in s]).replace(unichr(0xff00), unichr(0x3000))
now gtfo

>>7
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:54

>>28
tr \ -~  !-~

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:55

>>29
forgot my [code]
tr \ -~  !-~

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 18:17

Prelude> let wide = lambda s: ''.join([unichr(0xfee0 + ord(c)) for c in s]).replace(unichr(0xff00), unichr(0x3000))
<interactive>:1:22: lexical error in string/character literal at character '\''

Name: 30 2008-05-28 18:28

>>31
cleanChars s@(c:cs) = case find (flip isPrefixOf s.fst) rep of
        Just (p,r) -> r : (cleanChars.drop (length p)) s
        Nothing -> cleanChar c : cleanChars cs
 where  cleanChar c | c >= ' ' && c <= '~' = (chr.(+0xFEE0).ord) c
        cleanChar c = c
        rep = [("...",'\x2026'),("?!",'\x203D'),("??",'\x2047'),
                ("!?",'\x2049'),("!!",'\x203C'),
                ("``",'\x275D'),("''",'\x275E'),
                (" ",'\x3000'),("`",'\x275B'),("'",'\x275C')]
cleanChars _ = ""

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 19:40

>>32
cleanChars [] = []
cleanChars s =
   head $ mapMaybe (\(a, u) -> fmap ((u:) . cleanChars) $ stripPrefix a s) rep
   where
      rep = [("...",'\x2026'), ("?!",'\x203D'), ("??",'\x2047'),
             ("!?", '\x2049'), ("!!",'\x203C'), ("``",'\x275D'),
             ("''", '\x275E'), (" ", '\x3000'), ("`", '\x275B'),
             ("'",  '\x275C')] ++ map (\c -> ([chr c], chr (c + 0xfee0))) [0..]

Name: >>33 2008-05-28 19:59

Oops.

cleanChars [] = []
cleanChars s =
   head $ mapMaybe (\(a, u) -> fmap ((chr u:) . cleanChars) $ stripPrefix a s) rep
   where
      rep = [("...", 0x2026), ("?!", 0x203D), ("??", 0x2047),
             ("!?",  0x2049), ("!!", 0x203C), ("``", 0x275D),
             ("''",  0x275E), (" ",  0x3000), ("`",  0x275B),
             ("'",   0x275C)] ++ map (\c -> ([c], ord c + 0xfee0)) [' '..'~']
                              ++ map (\o -> ([chr o], o)) [0..]

Name: 32 2008-05-28 20:05

>>34
Interesting…and yes, I'm a Haskell noob.  But that's pretty slow on high chars.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:06

>>31-34
Nice, but i prefer FIOC because it doesn't require a 300mb compiler

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:25

>>36
❝Those who would give up Essential Liberty Of Indentation to purchase a little Temporary Disk Space, deserve neither Liberty Of Indentation nor Disk Space.❞ — Benjamin Franklin

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:47

>>37
``Liberty of Indentation'' is a very Orwellian thing to call FIOC.
And quit using ``faggot quotes''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:48

>>35
Indeed it is. I was aiming for both conciseness and slowness.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:52

I want to get a dog just like haskell :)

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