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I think my dog is the sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:24

This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman.  It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp.  Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work.  The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP.  I swear, he was lying there with the book open.  I don't even own a copy.  I took it from him and he tried to bite me.  A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman.  Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp.  Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason.  He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song.  When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it.  Can someone help me?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:27

Follow the path of eternal happiness with your dog.

READ SCIP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:29

I don't know what you think about this, but I think he has reincarnated.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:42

My dog was deeply touched by the ultrasounds in ``We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells'' and he is now watching his third SICP lecture, barking frequently at the profound insights he is gaining.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 15:04

The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP.  I swear, he was lying there with the book open.  I don't even own a copy.
I fell of my god damn chair laughing at that point

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 16:11

The next I came home

GRAMMARZ PLZ

Name: Grawp 2008-04-13 16:51

RON PAUL /prog/,

I have discovered an amazing site. Turn the volume for your computer ON, and go to http://blocked.on.nimp.org with Internet Explorer. After going there with Internet Explorer, go there with Mozilla Firefox.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 18:35

I laughed so hard at this thread. Thanks, OP etc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 1:39

>>7
back to voting booth, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 5:14

>>1
I can't help but wonder about your dog's dreams and aspirations. He is the every man's best friend, closing parenthesi and moonlight surfing the cudders for a bit of extra money for his bitch and litter

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 8:04

>>7
back to /b/, cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 13:23

>>10
Jews are the best. This is proven consistently by their achievements as a cultural group and race. Anyone who hates Jews is simply jealous of this fact.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 16:01

lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 11:20

bampu

(in before pantsu)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 12:28

>>14
fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 15:10

>>15
pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 15:25

>>14
-4/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 15:59

The last sentence of the first post makes me believe that that song was recorded before 13th of April, 2008. I thought that it was newer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 16:33

>>18
2008-04-12 16:44
EXPERT MEMORIZATION OF THE NAME OF THREADS and knowledge of subject.txt are required to post on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 19:17

>>19
EXPERT WORLD4CH_ARCHIVE.DB GENERATION, more like.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 20:40

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-19 23:35

[spoiler][sup]hi there

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-20 2:19

>>22
RAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-20 14:21

>>22
Stop ruining my sages

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 0:05

OMG THE SUSSMAN IS DEAD?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 0:24

>>25
Holy shit. RIP Dr. Sussman. My condolences Julie.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 2:05

>>26
Does this mean that Leah Culver will be the next to die?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 11:04

>>26
You'll have to wait for the condolences. I'm giving her a blowjob right now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 22:25

I'm giving her a blowjob right now.

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 22:25

HASKELL IS DEAAAAAAD

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 23:12

this threads my fav lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 23:52

>>29
Julie Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 17:22

>>31
yah lol its like mine to lol XD !!!

Name: LavosPhoenix 2008-09-17 17:52

>>21

Thank you for posting MY meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 17:55

who is sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 17:57

>>35
Your mother is summan, you son of a bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 20:08

#36
summon?

who is sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:27

>>37
who is sussman
the guy who KILLED HASKELL!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 16:36

THIS IS 1 OF MY FAV THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONEONE

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 16:45

>>39
You obviously typed the "oneone" on purpose. Stop trying to pretend you forgot the shift while typing "!".

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 16:45

Haskell... dogs.. THe sussman

I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 16:46

>>40
fuck off!!!11oneone

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 17:36

>>ELEVENTYONE

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 18:09

>>41
ZOMG, you're right!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 6:31

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 8:59

But the dog turned out to be Haskell, not the Sussman.
And then he died.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 18:49

>>46
And then >>1 was enlighted.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-16 16:13

I think my dog might be the Sussman.  Once he ran off, and I found him in MIT arguing with the Abelson about which language is better to teach to CS freshmen.  Can someone help me?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 4:29

To find more Sussmn: curl http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt | grep "ussman"

Name: n3n7i 2011-09-07 4:57

the pleasure of being denied the relief of farting while receiving analingus

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman 2012-05-22 3:21

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 2:39

Adria Richards ran the dog over because it's man's best friend and she hates men.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 3:34

>>52
Way to up a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 8:01

>>55
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 8:09

>>54 fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 8:59

>>1
The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my > couch reading SICP.  I swear, he was lying there with the book
open.  I don't even own a copy.

I dont get it. Why a dog would read a book written by itself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 9:01

>>56
It's amazing what you can teach yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 9:16

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 9:21

gerald sussman == george costanza

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 12:44

>>59
ahagaggha yes they look same!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 13:16

Sure, your dog is Sussman good, but is he Abelson good?

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