This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman. It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp. Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work. The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP. I swear, he was lying there with the book open. I don't even own a copy. I took it from him and he tried to bite me. A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman. Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp. Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason. He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song. When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it. Can someone help me?
My dog was deeply touched by the ultrasounds in ``We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells'' and he is now watching his third SICP lecture, barking frequently at the profound insights he is gaining.
The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP. I swear, he was lying there with the book open. I don't even own a copy.
I fell of my god damn chair laughing at that point
I have discovered an amazing site. Turn the volume for your computer ON, and go to http://blocked.on.nimp.org with Internet Explorer. After going there with Internet Explorer, go there with Mozilla Firefox.
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I can't help but wonder about your dog's dreams and aspirations. He is the every man's best friend, closing parenthesi and moonlight surfing the cudders for a bit of extra money for his bitch and litter
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Jews are the best. This is proven consistently by their achievements as a cultural group and race. Anyone who hates Jews is simply jealous of this fact.
The last sentence of the first post makes me believe that that song was recorded before 13th of April, 2008. I thought that it was newer.
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2008-04-12 16:44 EXPERT MEMORIZATION OF THE NAME OF THREADS and knowledge of subject.txt are required to post on /prog/
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Anonymous2008-06-23 19:17
>>19 EXPERT WORLD4CH_ARCHIVE.DB GENERATION, more like.
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Anonymous2008-06-23 20:40
I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.