I think my dog is the sussman.

This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman.  It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp.  Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work.  The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP.  I swear, he was lying there with the book open.  I don't even own a copy.  I took it from him and he tried to bite me.  A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman.  Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp.  Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason.  He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song.  When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it.  Can someone help me?

Haskell... dogs.. THe sussman

I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW

>>40
fuck off!!!11oneone

>>ELEVENTYONE

>>41
ZOMG, you're right!

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

But the dog turned out to be Haskell, not the Sussman.
And then he died.

>>46
And then >>1 was enlighted.

I think my dog might be the Sussman.  Once he ran off, and I found him in MIT arguing with the Abelson about which language is better to teach to CS freshmen.  Can someone help me?

To find more Sussmn: curl http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt | grep "ussman"

the pleasure of being denied the relief of farting while receiving analingus

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Adria Richards ran the dog over because it's man's best friend and she hates men.

>>52
Way to up a five year old thread.

>>55
nice dubs bro

>>54 fuck off

>>1
The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my > couch reading SICP.  I swear, he was lying there with the book
open.  I don't even own a copy.

I dont get it. Why a dog would read a book written by itself?

>>56
It's amazing what you can teach yourself.

>>1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk

gerald sussman == george costanza

>>59
ahagaggha yes they look same!!

Sure, your dog is Sussman good, but is he Abelson good?