How AGILE are you?
1
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-11 17:06
1) I'm more XP than Windows® is.
2) I'm the goddamn SCRUM MASTER .
3) Waterfall only, baby.
4) I only write toy programs in Haskell and LISP.
5) Other/troll.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-11 17:08
4 and 5 for me.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-11 17:23
IT'S CALLED XP BECAUSE THAT'S THE FACE YOU MAKE WHILST USING IT
4
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-11 17:33
>>3
I agree, since I've been using xubanto linux for quite some a time.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-11 17:52
XUBANTO LUNIX
6
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-11 18:31
7
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-11 18:47
i'm using XENUbuntu
8
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-12 2:45
5) Other/troll.
9
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-12 6:03
10
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 14:00
I can lick my own toes.
11
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 14:04
4) I'm so agile you don't even notice I've written anything.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 14:06
LINUX THORBALLS
13
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 16:29
eXtreme Programming is fucking shit. Whoever came up with the idea should be shot several times.
OH HEY, LET'S DO STUFF RANDOMLY WITHOUT THINKING CAUSE THINKING IS HARD, IF IT HAPPENS TO BE WRONG, WE CAN JUST REDO EVERYTHING LOL.
Fucking retarded.
14
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 17:20
successfully trolled
15
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 17:24
Standard Programming is fucking shit. Whoever came up with the idea should be shot several times.
OH HEY, LET'S DO STUFF RANDOMLY WITHOUT THINKING CAUSE THINKING IS HARD, IF IT HAPPENS TO BE WRONG, WE CAN JUST REDO EVERYTHING LOL.
Fucking retarded.
16
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 17:33
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17
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 19:51
I'm so agile, I have no idea what extreme programming is. That sort of knowledge would only restrict my agility.
18
Name:
EXTREME AGILE PROGRAMMER
2008-03-13 20:08
cat /dev/random | perl
19
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 20:33
>>18
Randal Schwartz would not approve.
It's a useless use of cat
20
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 20:39
>>18
perl < /dev/random, faggot.
21
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 20:50
>>20
perl /dev/random, faggot
22
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 21:36
>>21
/dev/perl random, faggot
23
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-13 23:12
>>22
perl -e 'while(1){print chr(int(rand(255)))}' | perl | perl | perl | perl | perl | xargs perl | perl | perl | xargs perl, faggot
24
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-15 19:16
Aging a random thread just to get that horizontal scrolling comment off the front page.
25
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-15 19:19
>>15
Do you even know what xp consists of or is that just your way of saying ``I know how to use my kill buffer?''
26
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-15 19:23
27
Name:
Anonymous
2008-03-16 2:25
>>25
Programming in pairs and developing programs simultaneously in an iterative manner in order to react to changes in the specs. Works well for expert and beginner combos with the expert working skeleton modules and the beginner fleshing out the modules.
28
Name:
Anonymous
2009-07-17 13:21
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2009-07-17 13:25
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Anonymous
2011-02-03 0:52