Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon. Entire thread

How AGILE are you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 17:06

1) I'm more XP than Windows® is.
2) I'm the goddamn SCRUM MASTER.
3) Waterfall only, baby.
4) I only write toy programs in Haskell and LISP.
5) Other/troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 17:08

4 and 5 for me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 17:23

IT'S CALLED XP BECAUSE THAT'S THE FACE YOU MAKE WHILST USING IT

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 17:33

>>3
I agree, since I've been using xubanto linux for quite some a time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 17:52

XUBANTO LUNIX

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 18:31

>>4
Forgot your sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 18:47

i'm using XENUbuntu

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 2:45

5) Other/troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 6:03

>>6
XUBANTO LUNIX

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 14:00

I can lick my own toes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 14:04

4) I'm so agile you don't even notice I've written anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 14:06

LINUX THORBALLS

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 16:29

eXtreme Programming is fucking shit. Whoever came up with the idea should be shot several times.

OH HEY, LET'S DO STUFF RANDOMLY WITHOUT THINKING CAUSE THINKING IS HARD, IF IT HAPPENS TO BE WRONG, WE CAN JUST REDO EVERYTHING LOL.

Fucking retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 17:20

successfully trolled

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 17:24

Standard Programming is fucking shit. Whoever came up with the idea should be shot several times.

OH HEY, LET'S DO STUFF RANDOMLY WITHOUT THINKING CAUSE THINKING IS HARD, IF IT HAPPENS TO BE WRONG, WE CAN JUST REDO EVERYTHING LOL.

Fucking retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 17:33

                                       ___.....___
                                    ,-'        ,-.`-,         
___________------------------------'          ( p )  `._      
                                               `-'      \      
                                                         \
                                               .         \
                                                \---..,--'
'''''''''''..........................._          --...--,
                                       `-.._         _.-'
                                            `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 19:51

I'm so agile, I have no idea what extreme programming is. That sort of knowledge would only restrict my agility.

Name: EXTREME AGILE PROGRAMMER 2008-03-13 20:08

cat /dev/random | perl

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 20:33

>>18
Randal Schwartz would not approve. It's a useless use of cat

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 20:39

>>18
perl < /dev/random, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 20:50

>>20
perl /dev/random, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 21:36

>>21
/dev/perl random, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 23:12

>>22
perl -e 'while(1){print chr(int(rand(255)))}' | perl | perl | perl | perl | perl | xargs perl | perl | perl | xargs perl, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:16

Aging a random thread just to get that horizontal scrolling comment off the front page.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:19

>>15
Do you even know what xp consists of or is that just your way of saying ``I know how to use my kill buffer?''

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:23

>>25
C-b k

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 2:25

>>25
Programming in pairs and developing programs simultaneously in an iterative manner in order to react to changes in the specs. Works well for expert and beginner combos with the expert working skeleton modules and the beginner fleshing out the modules.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 13:21

▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
▐ ███████░░░████████░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░████░░░░██████░░░░████████░░░░████░░░░░░██░░██░░ ▌
▐ ███████░░░████████░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░██████░░░███████░░░████████░░░██████░░░░███░░███░ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░███░░███░░██░░░███░░██░░░░░░░░███░░███░░██░████░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░░░██░░██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ████████░░████████░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░████████░░████████░░████████░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ████████░░████████░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░████████░░████████░░████████░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░███░░███░░██░░███░░░██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░██████░░░██░░░███░░████████░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██████░░░░░░░████░░░░██░░░░██░░████████░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 13:25


▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
▐ ███████░░░████████░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░████░░░░██████░░░░████████░░░░████░░░░░░██░░██░░ ▌
▐ ███████░░░████████░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░██████░░░███████░░░████████░░░██████░░░░███░░███░ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░███░░███░░██░░░███░░██░░░░░░░░███░░███░░██░████░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░░░██░░██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ████████░░████████░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░████████░░████████░░████████░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ████████░░████████░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░████████░░████████░░████████░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░███░░███░░██░░███░░░██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░██████░░░██░░░███░░████████░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐ ██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██░░░░██████░░░░░░░████░░░░██░░░░██░░████████░░██░░░░██░░██░░██░░██ ▌
▐▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:52

Newer Posts
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List