How AGILE are you?

1) I'm more XP than Windows® is.
2) I'm the goddamn SCRUM MASTER.
3) Waterfall only, baby.
4) I only write toy programs in Haskell and LISP.
5) Other/troll.

Standard Programming is fucking shit. Whoever came up with the idea should be shot several times.

OH HEY, LET'S DO STUFF RANDOMLY WITHOUT THINKING CAUSE THINKING IS HARD, IF IT HAPPENS TO BE WRONG, WE CAN JUST REDO EVERYTHING LOL.

Fucking retarded.