<five-ohm> java is a platform that if you accidentally write something that might slow down a system java would optimize it so the app would not hog any resources
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Anonymous2008-03-02 14:04
Die Dichte des Gegenstandes einer Betrachtung ist eine intensive Verhältnisgröße, die man erhält, indem man eine extensive Eigenschaft auf die Größe des Gegenstandes bezieht.
i would but i would get teh b&. please note this is not my paste buffer. neither was that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that. or that.
an american fan gave her that shirt at one of the concerts and she wore it during that show. that's all.
Also, why are you stealing threads from VIP?
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Anonymous2008-03-02 19:04
In theory, the source compiles for Linux, FreeBSD, Darwin, and cross compiles to Windows with MinGW - in theory. There's no configure script, just run GNU 'make' from the top level and watch it break. A 'make install' puts everything in marfitude/bin directory. Or you can install it elsewhere by doing like 'make install DESTDIR=/usr/local/games/marfitude' but it probably won't run there until it's fixed. You also need to have SDL and SDL-image installed before it will work. Get them from http://www.libsdl.org, which is an awesome site. The game uses SDL-mixer too, but that is included with the download since it was edited to play more MODs.
To be honest, /prog/, don't worry about functional programming and SICP and etc. I'm part of a very small team working on a way to automatically generate optimized code (in ANY language, for any language). We use a functional language to do it, also.
tl;dr i'm the only one worthy of SATORI. Everyone else should stick with their ENTERPRISE BULLSHIT, since i will be your god one day, and everything you write will be optimized, using something I helped develop.
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Anonymous2008-03-02 23:36
29 Osbaldeston Gdns
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Anonymous2008-03-03 0:14
your heart is now beating manually,
your penis is now beating manually,
your ceo is now meeting annually;
your life is falling apart;
your wife is dating bart;
but at the end of it all you still own a cart
and when that bullet goes through your heart
you realize the one thing that set you apart...
the fact that your other car was a cdr.
New stealth aircraft designs also have very fast weapon deployment sequences. On the F-22, the ejection sequence of an air-to-air missile from a bay is shorter than the time it takes to read this sentence.[citation needed]
е кажется поэзия позднего СССР вот именно что - пригласите меня на танец, и некоторые поэты мною встреченные отчасти этим настроением
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Anonymous2008-03-05 10:32
Before the following steps can be completed, you must first generate a certificate request, and then send it to an online authority (certificate authority). If you have not done this, perform the steps in the following Microsoft Knowledge Base article:
228821 Generating a Certificate Request File Using Certificate Wizard in IIS 5.0
When you receive your response file from the online authority, you will need to install this on the Web server.
NOTE: The response file contains your public key that has been signed by the authority. A client can successfully connect to the site without trusting the authority who issued the server certificate. However, if the client does not trust the authority, a security prompt that says "The security certificate was issued by a company you have not chosen to trust. View the certificate to determine whether you want to trust the certifying authority." appears each time the client connects. The client is given the option to continue or view the certificate at this point.
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Anonymous2008-03-05 10:42
>>93 This is cute but totally fake. AFAIK there is no way to magically execute code on a removable storage device when it is first mounted. Thats a stupid Windows "feature" thats caused nothing but retarded mayhem like this.
Again, this is a cute concept but pretty much BS.
I lol'd for no reason at all.
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
....do I have to spend the whole 49 eps watching the little kids ? Do they grow up or fade out of the story or what ? It seems like their predominant in what I've seen of the OP as well.
>>129
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"In a pleasantly surprising move, AOL has changed its tune when it comes to third-party access to the company's chat network. America Online has recently launched a service called OpenAIM 2.0, which provides open, uninhibited access to services like Meebo, or all-in-one IM clients like Pidgin, allowing them to freely and easily use the AIM instant messaging network. 'At the moment, multi-platform IM desktop clients like Pidgin or Adium (the popular Mac client) generally rely on hacking and reverse engineering access to chat networks run by AOL, Yahoo, Microsoft and others. Not only is that bad for developers since it means more work, it also means that such clients often can't use all the features of a particular network.'"
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Anonymous2008-03-06 4:07
-- Apply the predicate to the result of functions f and g.
liftA2 :: (Arrow a) => (b -> c -> d) -> a e b -> a e c -> a e d
liftA2 p f g = f &&& g >>> (arr (uncurry p))
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Anonymous2008-03-06 5:02
def parse_message(msg):
msg = msg.split(' :', 2)
tmp = msg[0].split(' ')
return {'message': len(msg) > 1 and msg[1] or None,
'source': tmp[0].startswith(':') and tmp.pop(0)[1:] or None,
'command': tmp.pop(0),
'argv': tmp}
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Aside from the rats, which was understandable, Jotaro is treated as someone massively superior and strong that the enemy always fears to fight and tries to defeat indirectly.
illoughby Farr agreed to the lifetime ban as part of a federal court order settling Federal Trade Commission charges that he directed a massive unauthorized billing scam for more than two and a half years. The settlement contains a monetary judgment of $34,547,140, which will be partially satisfied by Farr's transfer to the Commission of all but $7,500 of his frozen assets, the FTC said."
[+] fraud, communications, court, money, usa (tagging beta)
Examples: court, communications, money, usa
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IT: Acid3 Test Released
Posted by Zonk on Wednesday March 05, @03:42PM
from the new-is-better-than-old dept.
Software
;;;The heart of the algorithm
(define (S n)
(let ((m (- (expt 2 n) 1)))
(let loop ((c (- n 2)) (a 4))
(if (zero? c)
a
(loop (- c 1) (remainder (- (* a a) 2) m))))))
(define (mersenne-prime? n)
(if (= n 2)
#t
(zero? (S n))))
;;;Trivial unoptimized implementation for the base primes
(define (next-prime x)
(if (is-prime? (+ x 1))
(+ x 1)
(next-prime (+ x 1))))
(define (is-prime? x)
(let loop ((c 2))
(cond ((>= c x) #t)
((zero? (remainder x c)) #f)
(else (loop (+ c 1))))))
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>>184
this reminded me of ``your inefficient lives''
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Anonymous2008-03-07 14:52
>>186
No, your post was supposed to be bashing apt-get and venerating aptitude, what would lead to EMACS vs VIM war and ultimately to cat shit vs dog shit war.
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Anonymous2008-03-07 14:57
The silly part is, we all know Vim and cats are superior.
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Anonymous2008-03-07 15:01
>>188
Enjoy your beeping while I satisfy my woman with my muscular pinky. Also, Haskell The Dog died for our sins.
Imageboards could be most simply described as a bulletin board focused on pictures instead of text posts; they share many of the same structures, including separate forums for separate topics, as well as similar audiences. However, imageboards are much more transitory with content—-on some boards (especially high-traffic ones) the thread deletion time can be as little as 10 minutes. The most popular English-language imageboards tend to revolve around Japanese culture such as CG artwork of anime. In Japan, where imageboards are many times more common, topics vary widely, including trains and news.
Imageboards are also different from online galleries in that most of the works posted are not made by the poster, but instead are taken from other online sources—galleries, other imageboards, and edited pictures.
/**
* We all know that random number generators aren't truly random.
* This class generates random numbers a bit more randomly.
*/
public final class Randomizer {
private static final char [] digits = { '0','1','2','3','4','5','6','7','8','9' };
// Allow this to be instantiated in parallel in multiple threads
public Randomizer() {
}
public final double random() {
final StringBuilder sb = new StringBuilder();
sb.append(getRandomDigitString());
sb.append(".");
sb.append(getRandomDigitString());
return Double.parseDouble(sb.toString());
}
private String getRandomDigitString() {
final StringBuilder sb = new StringBuilder();
int n = getRandomNumberOfDigits();
for (int i=0; i<n; i++) {
sb.append(getRandomDigit());
}
if (n==0) {
sb.append("0");
}
return sb.toString();
}
sr #104463: How to change the dynamic DLL library (*.dll) to the static library (*.lib)
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Anonymous2008-03-10 16:41
/prog/, is no longer just me, some other guy and the sussman. There seems to be windows faggots.
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Anonymous2008-03-10 16:44
cat /dev/urandom > /dev/kmem
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Anonymous2008-03-10 17:06
PF_X25 ITU-T X.25 / ISO-8208 protocol x25(7)
PF_AX25 Amateur radio AX.25 protocol
PF_ATMPVC Access to raw ATM PVCs
PF_APPLETALK Appletalk ddp(7)
PF_PACKET Low level packet interface packet(7)
The socket has the indicated type, which specifies the communication semantics. Currently defined types are:
SOCK_STREAM
Provides sequenced, reliable, two-way, connection-based byte streams. An out-of-band data transmission mechanism may be supported.
SOCK_DGRAM
Supports datagrams (connectionless, unreliable messages of a fixed maximum length).
SOCK_SEQPACKET
Provides a sequenced, reliable, two-way connection-based data transmission path for datagrams of fixed maximum length; a consumer is required to read an
entire packet with each read system call.
The stuff I've covered is actually mostly red-flags: stuff that really worries people if you don't know it. The discrete math is potentially optional, but somewhat risky if you don't know the first thing about it. Everything else I've mentioned you should know cold, and then you'll at least be prepped for the baseline interview level. It could be a lot harder than that, depending on the interviewer, or it could be easy.
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
my @rules;
my $Expression;
my $Sentence="W=X*(Y+Z)";
my $Stack="hi";
my $i;
my $k=0;
my @rhs;
# read in grammar rules to @rules array
while(<>){
chomp;
push @rules, [split/::= /];
}
#shift first token onto stack
$Stack=substr($Sentence,$k,1);
print $Stack . "\n";
#loop which processes the entire input string until
# it has been reduced to the start token.
while($Stack!~/<Sentence>/) {
for($i=0;$i<=$#rules;$i++){
if($i!=7 && $Stack=~/$rules[$i][1]/){
#Ensures that V=E not reduced until entire string is processed
if($i!=1){
$Stack=~s/$rules[$i][1]/$rules[$i][0]/;
print $Stack . "\n";
}
elsif($i==1 && $Stack!~/\+|-|\*|\/|\(/){
$Stack=~s/$rules[$i][1]/$rules[$i][0]/;
}
}
#only allows V to be reduced if it occurs on rhs of =
elsif($i==7){
if($Stack=~/=/){
@rhs=split /=/, $Stack;
if($rhs[1]=~/($rules[7][1])/){
$rhs[1]=~s/$rules[$i][1]/$rules[$i][0]/;
print $rhs[0] ."=". $rhs[1] . "\n";
}
$Stack=$rhs[0] ."=". $rhs[1];
}
}
}
#shifts next token onto $Stack
$k=$k+1;
$Stack=$Stack . substr($Sentence,$k,1);
if($k<=8){print $Stack . "\n";}
}
print $Stack . "\n";
ITT: we all quickly copy junk that makes us look ``intelligent''.
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Anonymous2008-03-15 20:31
English_
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Anonymous2008-03-15 20:32
CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION eliminar_usuario() RETURNS TRIGGER AS $$
BEGIN
--Borra los comentarios y links de un usuario cuando se borre
DELETE FROM comentario WHERE usuarioID=OLD.usuarioID;
DELETE FROM link WHERE usuarioID=OLD.usuarioID;
--Reasignar todos los videos que tienen usuarioID en id_primer_usuario al siguiente usuario que lo agregó
FOR i IN SELECT FROM video WHERE id_primer_usuario=OLD.usuarioID LOOP
SELECT usuarioID INTO nuevoUsuarioID FROM link WHERE link.videoID=i.videoID;
UPDATE video SET id_primer_usuario=nuevoUsuarioID WHERE video.videoID=i.videoID;
END LOOP;
RETURN NULL; --Retornamos NULL para que borre, OLD para cancelar el DELETE.
END;
$$ LANGUAGE plpgsql;
CREATE TRIGGER eliminar_usuario BEFORE DELETE ON usuario FOR EACH ROW EXECUTE PROCEDURE eliminar_usuario();
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Anonymous2008-03-15 20:35
>>273
You don't use English for comments and variable names. Die.
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Anonymous2008-03-15 21:12
Khaimah
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Anonymous2008-03-15 21:20
Ich denke,wenn jemand so stirbt,stellt man sich oft die Frage der Schuld.
CTRL+V THREAD! [part 4] (576)
1 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 03:39 [No]
In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.
Faithful readers of this blog know that a good way to prepare for this event is to visit the History of Lisp web site at the Computer History Museum, which contains source code, manuals, and hyperlinks for many versions of Lisp starting with McCarthy’s Lisp 1.5.
>>1 Please spam us with bollocks that you want to show off with.
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Anonymous2008-07-05 14:07
nuklearpower.com/latest.php
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Anonymous2008-07-05 18:38
You slimy, unattractive, unsophisticated, filthy nigger-ass butt-captain of giant big (and greasy) faggot tampon-sucking homo that is BattleAngel's gay homo lover that is Greek 'tard humping slimy-wet cunt-ass-dong cheese fucking basement-dwelling, chubby-chasing, excessively-hyphenated fucker incestuous, ugly shit-eating panda niggerfurry illiterate Jewish rapist Freemason-fetishist
i came across a guy raping his ex girlfriend behind her car late at night (i heard her like wailing/crying so i was like wtf and went over to see - i thought it was dying cat or something at first), and he heard me got up and started running off, i was gonna chase him down but i'm pretty weak and he had a knife in his hand. I offered to help the girl but she was screaming her head off like "men are all the same you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was going crazy, trying to get me away but i couldn't just leave her there....she was all bruised and shit and small cut on her forehead
anyway after 10-15 mins, but felt like more, she began to calm down explained what had happened (she'd dumped him cos he was being weird and scary but agreed to meet up and give him some of his stuff back that he'd left with her and he got angry about being dumped and started beating her about, then raping her, she was out her wits about it, she didn't even put her clothes on when she finally was talking to me she was in such a state. I asked her name but she wouldn't tell me, and I said i would phone the police but she actually ripped the phone out my hands, and started going on about how she didn't want the shame and the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're the fucking victim, hes the one to shame" but she wouldn't listen. I phoned the police when i got home and gave them a description of the guy (which they said wasn't very helpful - he was sortof normal height, 5'11 or so, medium/heavy build, short brown hair , quite sunken cheeks - the police just said that could be anybody) and the girl - bit chubby - long blonde hair big mole on the left ribcage but they just said it could be anybody if she won't come forward they can't do much, i even gave them the car number plate which i'd carefully remembered and they claimed they had no record of it at first, and then when i phoned them again later they said it had been sold to a used-car garage 3 weeks before the attack, i felt strongly about it, so i even went to the garage to ask about it but they said they weren't allowed to tell me about their sales unless i was police, even though i said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they were apologetic but said they just weren't allowed to give details to members of the public. I showed the police where it happened (the car was now gone) and they said it was "cold" i.e. they couldn't learn anything from looking at the area. I still feel bad about not being able to do more, trust me, anyone with even a heart of coal like mine would feel compassion for a woman seen in the state she was in, too afraid to tell anyone, i gave her my contact details and even though i knew about it she wouldn't call me or anything, i'd told her i'd do anything to help,she seemed to think this was just my ploy to rape her in the future, it had messed her up that bad. Even talking about it now affects me a bit, nearly a year later, and i wasn't even the victim.
My point is, even if you think it might be hot, and i, before this happened twice persuaded my fiancee to pretend i was raping her (and we enjoyed the power games a bit), after that, i never saw even pretend and consensual stuff the same, cos i'd seen the effect it had on that woman, and thats only a 30 minute effect. And i simply cannot believe that she pulled herself together and moved on after i'd helped her into her car, crying for her dignity
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Anonymous2008-07-06 13:41
1pantsdownpee2.jpg
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Anonymous2008-07-06 13:48
Rape her continuously in her vagina, ass and mouth. Then start punching her cum-covered head until her skull cracks and her brain pops out. Then behead her with an axe and fuck her in her open neck hole while the body is still gasping for air and proceed to force my ejaculating penis into the eye socket of her head. Then burn and dump the body somewhere and get back home to watch the rest of the movie.
i came across a guy raping his ex girlfriend behind her car late at night (i heard her like wailing/crying so i was police, even though i said that could be anybody) and the girl but she wouldn't listen. I phoned the police where it happened (the car was now gone) and they claimed they had no record of it at first, and then when i got home and gave them a description of the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was going crazy, trying to get me away but i couldn't just leave her there....she was out her wits about it but they were apologetic but said they just said it was "cold" i.e. they couldn't just leave her there....she was going crazy, trying to get me away but i'm pretty weak and he had a knife in his hand. I offered to help the girl but she was in such a state. I asked her name but she wouldn't call me or anything, i'd carefully remembered and they said they just said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they were apologetic but said they just said that could be anybody if she won't come forward they can't do much, i even went to the garage to ask about it but they just weren't allowed to give details to members of the guy (which they said it had messed her up that bad. Even talking about it but they just said it could be anybody if she won't come forward they can't do much, i even gave them a description of the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was in, too afraid to tell anyone, i gave her my contact details and even though i said that could be anybody if she won't come forward they can't do much, i even went to the garage to ask about it she wouldn't call me or anything, i'd told her i'd carefully remembered and they said wasn't even put her clothes on when she finally was talking to me she was screaming her head off like "men are all the same you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was in, too afraid to tell anyone, i gave her my contact details and even though i said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they just said it was dying cat or something at first), and he got angry about being dumped and started beating her about, then raping her, she was in, too afraid to tell me about their sales unless i was like wtf and went over to see - i thought it was "cold" i.e. they couldn't learn anything from looking at the area. I still feel bad about not being able to do more, trust me, anyone with even a heart of coal like mine would feel compassion for a woman seen in the future, it had been sold to a used-car garage 3 weeks before the attack, i felt strongly about it she wouldn't tell me, and I said i would phone the police where it happened (the car was now gone) and they said it could be anybody) and the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was screaming her head off like "men are all the same you're the fucking victim, hes the one to shame" but she was screaming her head off like "men are all the same you're the fucking victim, hes the one to shame" but she wouldn't listen. I phoned the police when i phoned them again later they said wasn't even the victim. i came across a guy raping his ex girlfriend behind her car late at night (i heard her like wailing/crying so i was gonna chase him down but i'm pretty weak and he got angry about being dumped and started running off, i was police, even though i said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they said it had messed her up that bad. Even talking about it but they were apologetic but said they just said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they just weren't allowed to give details to members of the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're the fucking victim, hes the one to shame" but she wouldn't listen. I phoned the police where it happened (the car was now gone) and they said it had messed her up that bad. Even talking about it, she didn't want the shame and the public. I showed the police just said that could be anybody) and the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was in such a state. I asked her name but she wouldn't tell me, and I said i would phone the police but she wouldn't tell me, and I said i would phone the police just said that could be anybody) and the girl - bit chubby - long blonde hair big mole on the left ribcage but they were apologetic but said they weren't allowed to give details to members of the guy (which they said it could be withholding evidence etc, but they said wasn't very helpful - he was sortof normal height, 5'11 or so, medium/heavy build, short brown hair , quite sunken cheeks - the police when i phoned them again later.
I was on a bus once and was telling this joke to my friend.
Me: What are epileptics in the bath good for?
Him: I don't know.
Me: Doing your washing.
Both of us were laughing until the man sitting behind us tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I don't think that's funny, my grandson was an epileptic and he died having a fit in the bath."
You'd jump out of the place with a parachute
And shoot yourself in the head
But not kill yourself
Just paralyse yourself entirely
And then, change your mind about wanting to die
But
Now you can't pull the parachute drawstring
HAHAHAHA
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Anonymous2008-07-06 19:00
I was on a bus once and was telling this joke to my friend.
Me: What is a Sussmanite in the bath good for?
Him: I don't know.
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Both of us were laughing until the man sitting behind us tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I don't think that's funny, my grandson was a Sussmanite and he died having coding in the bath."
Primary Touhou fan: One who became interested in Touhou due to it's games. A longtime fan of shmup/arcade/retro-esque games, this person likes Touhou for it's actual gameplay, music and/or art/style. Probably has an interest in secondary works, but most likely enjoys the main games and ZUN's works more so.
Secondary Touhou fan: One who became interested in Touhou due to some offshoot (dojin works, IOSYS, fanart, 4chan...). May or may not have an interest in its main genre and more likely have not really played the games; if they did play, it's only to see what the game is like and doesn't get into it (i.e. 1CCing normal or completing extra). However, probably enjoys the side games (IaMP and SWR) and may or may not enjoy the fanworks. This is also the typical "Touhoufag."
nix made a bizarre appearance on Wednesday night's Letterman to promote his film "Two Lovers," in what may be one of his last as an actor, as he has insisted he is retiring from film to focus on his hip-hop career. P
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denom /= m;
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if( whole ) // tried but could not use conditional operator like above
cout << whole << " and ";
cout << num << "/" << denom << endl;
return 0;
}
oh shit.
Yeah, I was doing homework earlier...
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Anonymous2009-02-12 20:02
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Anonymous2009-02-12 20:03
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Anonymous2009-02-12 20:09
comedy central
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For a whole week I have been regularly getting fucked by my brother.
"Sweety come sit on you boyfriends lap." Every morning after I fix him
breakfast. Some days when I would finish feeding him he would take some of
the butter off the table and pull down the back of my pants and lube up my
hole and push his cock into me. He had me ride his cock until he came.
Truthfully as his forced girlfriend he treated me pretty well. He would
take me on dates and do my chores for me. I started to wonder was the
forced sodomy a good trade for a loving brother. I was relieved when dad
came home on that following Monday because that means I no longer had to be
my brother's girlfriend. So after dinner with my dad and brother, I went to
bed in my own bed. I realized that my bed had not been slept on for ten
days.
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>It doesn't matter how it's "interpreted".
Umm yes, it does make a difference if you decapacitate someone because he is a nonbeliever or if you discuss it in a civilized way.
>The bible is vile and sick and only the fundamentalists are "interpreting" it the right way.
I'm not defending the Bible, I'm an atheist.
>Anyone interpreting it any differently is not a real believer.
Maybe so but it's mostly Muslims nowadays who kill people for interpreting it differently.
You're not in control, faggots, you never were. If an army of inbred farmers with old rifles and fucking rakes were able to fend off your "greatest army/navy on earth," you pretty much lose all authority
Britain used anti-terrorism laws to freeze the assets of Icelandic banks, which had collapsed in the wake of financial crisis.
They gave you food that was handled by another customer via a mistake (Customer thought it was theirs, and touched said food) or sheer ignorance of the other idiot (Moron takes your tray, gobbles a few fries, then sheepishly goes back and redeposits the tray figuring it out it wasn't theirs). Restaurants aren't supposed to do that due to it being a health risk and are required to dump said "touched food" and get you a new order.
I dont know, crap like this is why I formed my own business as fast as I could, I dont deal with people taking advantage of my earnest hard work very well. The most mellow but effective thing I can think of would be to find where the manager who shaved your hours lives, wait for him, put a knife to his throat (dont use a gun) and explain that if he doesnt pay you what you want, you will kill him. Explain to him that you wont get a life sentence for threatening him so if he goes to the cops and you actually get in any trouble, you will kill him when you get out if the junkies you hire while you are doing time dont do it properly before then.
After he pays you, hit him repeatedly in the ribs with a hose packed with sand for causing you trouble in the first place.
Dont let anybody take advantage of you, ever. There is always a face you can put to these things, break it. If you accept this treatment now, what will you accept tomorrow?
btw if he DOES call the cops, simply have people visit him before trial. It knocks the wind right out of a person's sails when they realize that they cant make the problem go away so easily.
1. You DON'T need a lawyer.
2. And even if you did, if you're certain you'd win, your opposition would have to pay your trail expenses.
3. Find a lawyer who would give you advice pro bono publico because you are just a lowly guy who got fucked over by the system.
4. Get the media on your side. Go to the newspapers, TV stations, radio, anything. Create rage.
5. If all else fails, commit vengeance which costs those responsible roughly the cost of your lost payment. (If it's the manager... maybe a few "dents" in his car would do it. Or as some other suggested, sabotage which brings in less money. You could create a stink bomb which indirectly force people to avoid the restaurant... for example.
>Don't Buy Harry Potter Books
>See harry-potter.html.
>Buy a printer which does not report your activities to the police.
>Personal ways to reduce climate change.
>Choose tap water rather than bottled water.
>(I only get bottled water in the US when I am going to take a long bus ride.)
>Boycott Coca Cola Company for using paramilitaries to murder union organizers.
>Boycott Blu-ray and HD-DVD.
>Build RFID-zappers for yourself and for your friends.
You know things are bad when you're googling "what day is it?"
Grand Ayatollah Hoseyn Ali Montazeri?
(Website) Bill would have created a free, wide-ranging, searchable website of all spending by government and executive agencies. But not enough MPs turned up to vote, from any party, so the Bill failed. Never mind, it is only the sort of basic information that citizens might use to make sense of probably a good half of all political argument.
Wizard came from nothing
Wizard can do anything
Wizard takes 6 days to make everything
One of the things he made upsets him.
Wizard gets angry with the things he made.
Wizard gets a son which is murdered.
Now the Wizard is not angry anymore.
Things need to close there eyes and mumble to the great Wizard.
(Everything outside of the things said above, are per definition untrue.)
put a getch() call at the end to make it pause until you press a key, but that's kind of gay.
I guess he could be later in the game than me. I got my first real job only 2-3 years ago (coding for the university at $10/hr). Got my car only 7 months ago during an internship where it was embarrassing to admit to my coworkers that my parents drove me to The Big Corporate Building. Naturally, I'm a-rarin' to move out now, but I do feel hella far behind. I'm not socially dysfunctional, but definitely lacking.
Stop fappin. This will increase your urge to fuck a woman instead of your hand and if your urge to fuck surpasses your low self confidence, you'll eventually get laid.
Remember your cock is mostly usefull for pleasing yourself, you can completely satisfy a woman without ever using your cock. watch some lesbian porn and study everything they do.
Lastly and most important, beleive you are The Man and you will become The Man.
Mabye this scene from swingers will help
Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
and if you ever get a girl in bed, keep the lights off...
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I get this demented old woman who bangs on my door at 6 in the morning saying she'll take me to court because I refused to watch her house while she leeched a ride from someone and she says shit was stolen in her absence.
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Anonymous2010-10-15 16:23
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Anonymous2010-10-15 16:27
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The modern West generally associates owls with wisdom. This link goes back at least as far as Ancient Greece, where Athens, noted for art and scholarship, and Athena, Athens' patron goddess and the goddess of wisdom, had the owl as a symbol.[21] Marija Gimbutas traces veneration of the owl as a goddess, among other birds, to the culture of Old Europe, long pre-dating intrusive Indo-European cultures.[22]
Owls were considered funerary birds among the Romans.[citation needed]
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Anonymous2010-10-16 8:23
I am proud to say that the very worst idea my fraternity ever had in all four years I was there was to add gasoline to our Ramble fire when it wouldn't light one year (picture a 75-foot-diameter circle of logs, cut fresh by us with chainsaws... okay maybe the gasoline was the second dumbest thing). Oh, and we may have discovered one night that the angle of our fire escape made for a damn good mattress slide.
Well, that and letting our brother Greg, a otherwise awesome member, be the ID checker for our Boo-Ha-Ha Halloween party one year as a gag. Greg, while a terrific upstanding moral man, is also blind from birth. Fortunately, we didn't have any underagers come into the house.
My fraternity actually spearheaded the movement in the Panhellenic Council to have three students who were responsible for hurling eggs and dildos at an LGBT Safe Space meeting barred from all Greek activity for the remainder of their collegiate careers.
Hazing I think is both overreported in some quarters and underreported in others. The worst we ever had to endure was a 200-question quiz about the fraternity's history (you weren't actually expected to pass, although a few did with D's) and of course the ritual Hunting of the Lace (a contest involving who can convince the most sorority members to give their signed panties over for bragging rights). But since one of those isn't torturous at all and the other involves consenting adults, I don't think we were ever in the clear.
While Genesis tells us that the Nephilim remained "on the earth" even after the Great Flood, Jude tells us that the Watchers themselves are bound "in the valleys of the Earth" until Judgment Day. (See Genesis 6:4 and Jude 1:6, respectively)
emote 's legs lift up again when you pull her panties off of her, her shirt remaining as her only decoration now. Her back arches out even more and her body tenses as your muzzle touches her now-bare mound, the puffy outer entrance already tinted pink with a hint of her arousal. She coos out and huffs heavily when your tongue and muzzle begin to tease her, her thighs pressing against the sides of your snout and head as they flex and twitch. "Nnn-nnnaaahhh.... aaa-aaa, th-that's - that feels... so goooood..." Her voice wavers unsteadily, her arousal heightening and her entrance dampening in response to your actions upon her.
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Anonymous2011-01-11 2:31
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Lain2011-04-30 16:08
I am Lain! Did you get off yet? I am tired of being on the bottom.
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TheRealG132011-04-30 16:15
"A Mr. Duke Togo I believe. I have a message for you." (Okay!)
... (This part takes like 10 seconds)
"Your friend went out somewhere just a while ago." (Informative!)
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Lain2011-04-30 16:21
Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?
The reason I'm asking this question, is to see if anyone out there has had this happen to them. When I was growing up I never looked at men in a sexual way at all, but one day about 20yrs ago (41 now) while in college I was tired of jacking off the same old way, and thought of trying something new while jacking off this time. All my roommates were in class, so I had the apartment to myself, so I went into the refrigerator and got a carrot and slide it between my bunk bed frame & mattress leaving 3/4 of it hanging out over the edge of the bed. Then I got a little of lotion and got on my knee doggie style and started to jack off, at the same time sliding my asshole back slowly onto the carrot and letting it slide inside me. Well, to my complete shock & surprise the feel of the carrot up my ass and me stroking my cock was utter esctasy, and when I came, it was like Nigeria Falls of cum, it just kept shooting, and shooting gobbs of cum, then, it just dripped long, string like clear cum. I couldn't believe sex could feel so good, and I got scared. You all know why I'm sure, I didn't try doing this again for awhile because in the back of my mind, I knew if a carrot drove me crazy with estasy, my god, what would a warm fat cock, that I have no control over how hard, fast, and deep it could go into - just the thought of it made me hard and drip with pre-cum. I was so pissed with myself, because I experimented with that carrot, and now,I was looking at the prospect of actually taking it to the next step, and experiment with a man. I just wanted to see what it would be like, anyway it took me 7 long frustrating yrs after the carrot to get my first Fucking by a Man. And needless to say, that was it for me, I couldn't go back now, I had my first gay intercouse, and loved it beyond belief and it blew my mind. I had a girlfriend at the time, and shortly after that day, every time we had sex, I could only get hard if I thought about cock & balls, and I felt, I had no business fucking a woman now, because my sexual manhood had be taken by a man fucking up my ass and then cumming inside me. I surprising felt okay, with this feeling, almost proud in the fact of knowing a man has fucked me, and now my asshole has become a pussy. To make this long story short, it took another 8yrs of fight back and forth with "am I gay, Bi, or what", until last year 2000. I told myself, at the beginning of the year, that I would only have sex with men this year, and make a descion at the end of the year to see if this was just a fade and I just needed to get this out of my system. Well, Feb 5th, 2000, is the day I came to the self-realization I'm gay. Because, I met a wonderful gay man that was 54yrs old, well-hung Top with an 8 1/2" thick, cock and large balls over the internet on Yahoo. We met at a Motel 6 on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm, he fucked me none-stop, 4yrs, putting me into all types of sexual positions, penetrarting deeper than I've ever been before, and just bascially taught me what its really like to be a Bottom. Up until this time, it was sex on the run, nothing long or as intense as this. Oh, he never came once, and always stayed hard, we took about a 40 min. break after the frist 4hrs. then our last session was a 3hrs pound fest, each position he put me into he fucked me as hard as he could, and hearing his large balls slap up against my sweaty ass, and the pain/pleasure he was giving me I knew, for sure without a doubt, that Today this man has for sure fucked me into becoming a gay man. I love women, but I can never have sex with them, and don't have the desire.
So, if any of you have read this far, what do you think?
I know, that if I never had experimented with that carrot in college, I would be straight now. (Possibly)?