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>>441
Mind telling me more of this meme? It sounds /jp/ related, but i've never seen it there.

I think

>>442
You haven't ever seen it because I cut it and never pasted it back. It's one of this board's hidden memes.

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http://www.needlemouse.com/

>It doesn't matter how it's "interpreted".
Umm yes, it does make a difference if you decapacitate someone because he is a nonbeliever or if you discuss it in a civilized way.
>The bible is vile and sick and only the fundamentalists are "interpreting" it the right way.
I'm not defending the Bible, I'm an atheist.
>Anyone interpreting it any differently is not a real believer.
Maybe so but it's mostly Muslims nowadays who kill people for interpreting it differently.

You're not in control, faggots, you never were. If an army of inbred farmers with old rifles and fucking rakes were able to fend off your "greatest army/navy on earth," you pretty much lose all authority


Britain used anti-terrorism laws to freeze the assets of Icelandic banks, which had collapsed in the wake of financial crisis.


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There's darknet, freenet, trackerless torrents and bitblocker

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His name was Joseph Ducreux and this is the original.

They gave you food that was handled by another customer via a mistake (Customer thought it was theirs, and touched said food) or sheer ignorance of the other idiot (Moron takes your tray, gobbles a few fries, then sheepishly goes back and redeposits the tray figuring it out it wasn't theirs). Restaurants aren't supposed to do that due to it being a health risk and are required to dump said "touched food" and get you a new order.

I dont know, crap like this is why I formed my own business as fast as I could, I dont deal with people taking advantage of my earnest hard work very well. The most mellow but effective thing I can think of would be to find where the manager who shaved your hours lives, wait for him, put a knife to his throat (dont use a gun) and explain that if he doesnt pay you what you want, you will kill him. Explain to him that you wont get a life sentence for threatening him so if he goes to the cops and you actually get in any trouble, you will kill him when you get out if the junkies you hire while you are doing time dont do it properly before then.
After he pays you, hit him repeatedly in the ribs with a hose packed with sand for causing you trouble in the first place.

Dont let anybody take advantage of you, ever. There is always a face you can put to these things, break it. If you accept this treatment now, what will you accept tomorrow?

btw if he DOES call the cops, simply have people visit him before trial. It knocks the wind right out of a person's sails when they realize that they cant make the problem go away so easily.


1. You DON'T need a lawyer.

2. And even if you did, if you're certain you'd win, your opposition would have to pay your trail expenses.

3. Find a lawyer who would give you advice pro bono publico because you are just a lowly guy who got fucked over by the system.

4. Get the media on your side. Go to the newspapers, TV stations, radio, anything. Create rage.

5. If all else fails, commit vengeance which costs those responsible roughly the cost of your lost payment. (If it's the manager... maybe a few "dents" in his car would do it. Or as some other suggested, sabotage which brings in less money. You could create a stink bomb which indirectly force people to avoid the restaurant... for example.



>Don't Buy Harry Potter Books
>See harry-potter.html.

>Buy a printer which does not report your activities to the police.

>Personal ways to reduce climate change.

>Choose tap water rather than bottled water.
>(I only get bottled water in the US when I am going to take a long bus ride.)

>Boycott Coca Cola Company for using paramilitaries to murder union organizers.

>Boycott Blu-ray and HD-DVD.

>Build RFID-zappers for yourself and for your friends.

>Get even for 9/11: support gay marriage!



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You know things are bad when you're googling "what day is it?"


Grand Ayatollah Hoseyn Ali Montazeri?


(Website) Bill would have created a free, wide-ranging, searchable website of all spending by government and executive agencies. But not enough MPs turned up to vote, from any party, so the Bill failed. Never mind, it is only the sort of basic information that citizens might use to make sense of probably a good half of all political argument.



Stereo adaptor for camera.

Check http://www.photo-3d.com/CamPages/pentax.html for an example. Been around for decades



Wizard came from nothing
Wizard can do anything
Wizard takes 6 days to make everything
One of the things he made upsets him.
Wizard gets angry with the things he made.
Wizard gets a son which is murdered.
Now the Wizard is not angry anymore.
Things need to close there eyes and mumble to the great Wizard.

(Everything outside of the things said above, are per definition untrue.)



put a getch() call at the end to make it pause until you press a key, but that's kind of gay.

>>     Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)09:31PM No.8077791
C:\WINNT\system32\CMD.EXE /K "C:\My programs\test.bat"

Create as a shortcut.

Unicode 202E

>>7899680

I guess he could be later in the game than me.  I got my first real job only 2-3 years ago (coding for the university at $10/hr).  Got my car only 7 months ago during an internship where it was embarrassing to admit to my coworkers that my parents drove me to The Big Corporate Building.  Naturally, I'm a-rarin' to move out now, but I do feel hella far behind.  I'm not socially dysfunctional, but definitely lacking.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orotidylate_decarboxylase

2point4 children

like said, shave.

Stop fappin. This will increase your urge to fuck a woman instead of your hand and if your urge to fuck surpasses your low self confidence, you'll eventually get laid.

Remember your cock is mostly usefull for pleasing yourself, you can completely satisfy a woman without ever using your cock. watch some lesbian porn and study everything they do.

Lastly and most important, beleive you are The Man and you will become The Man.

Mabye this scene from swingers will help

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.

and if you ever get a girl in bed, keep the lights off...

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[21:37] Bent Cocks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD9bxSh4-nE

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>relatively unpopular game
>fucking boring ass gameplay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skPMEpsRJjU&t=2m25s

>>479
WHO ARE YOU ON #BBCODE