i came across a guy raping his ex girlfriend behind her car late at night (i heard her like wailing/crying so i was like wtf and went over to see - i thought it was dying cat or something at first), and he heard me got up and started running off, i was gonna chase him down but i'm pretty weak and he had a knife in his hand. I offered to help the girl but she was screaming her head off like "men are all the same you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was going crazy, trying to get me away but i couldn't just leave her there....she was all bruised and shit and small cut on her forehead
anyway after 10-15 mins, but felt like more, she began to calm down explained what had happened (she'd dumped him cos he was being weird and scary but agreed to meet up and give him some of his stuff back that he'd left with her and he got angry about being dumped and started beating her about, then raping her, she was out her wits about it, she didn't even put her clothes on when she finally was talking to me she was in such a state. I asked her name but she wouldn't tell me, and I said i would phone the police but she actually ripped the phone out my hands, and started going on about how she didn't want the shame and the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're the fucking victim, hes the one to shame" but she wouldn't listen. I phoned the police when i got home and gave them a description of the guy (which they said wasn't very helpful - he was sortof normal height, 5'11 or so, medium/heavy build, short brown hair , quite sunken cheeks - the police just said that could be anybody) and the girl - bit chubby - long blonde hair big mole on the left ribcage but they just said it could be anybody if she won't come forward they can't do much, i even gave them the car number plate which i'd carefully remembered and they claimed they had no record of it at first, and then when i phoned them again later they said it had been sold to a used-car garage 3 weeks before the attack, i felt strongly about it, so i even went to the garage to ask about it but they said they weren't allowed to tell me about their sales unless i was police, even though i said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they were apologetic but said they just weren't allowed to give details to members of the public. I showed the police where it happened (the car was now gone) and they said it was "cold" i.e. they couldn't learn anything from looking at the area. I still feel bad about not being able to do more, trust me, anyone with even a heart of coal like mine would feel compassion for a woman seen in the state she was in, too afraid to tell anyone, i gave her my contact details and even though i knew about it she wouldn't call me or anything, i'd told her i'd do anything to help,she seemed to think this was just my ploy to rape her in the future, it had messed her up that bad. Even talking about it now affects me a bit, nearly a year later, and i wasn't even the victim.
My point is, even if you think it might be hot, and i, before this happened twice persuaded my fiancee to pretend i was raping her (and we enjoyed the power games a bit), after that, i never saw even pretend and consensual stuff the same, cos i'd seen the effect it had on that woman, and thats only a 30 minute effect. And i simply cannot believe that she pulled herself together and moved on after i'd helped her into her car, crying for her dignity
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Anonymous2008-07-06 13:41
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Anonymous2008-07-06 13:48
Rape her continuously in her vagina, ass and mouth. Then start punching her cum-covered head until her skull cracks and her brain pops out. Then behead her with an axe and fuck her in her open neck hole while the body is still gasping for air and proceed to force my ejaculating penis into the eye socket of her head. Then burn and dump the body somewhere and get back home to watch the rest of the movie.
i came across a guy raping his ex girlfriend behind her car late at night (i heard her like wailing/crying so i was police, even though i said that could be anybody) and the girl but she wouldn't listen. I phoned the police where it happened (the car was now gone) and they claimed they had no record of it at first, and then when i got home and gave them a description of the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was going crazy, trying to get me away but i couldn't just leave her there....she was out her wits about it but they were apologetic but said they just said it was "cold" i.e. they couldn't just leave her there....she was going crazy, trying to get me away but i'm pretty weak and he had a knife in his hand. I offered to help the girl but she was in such a state. I asked her name but she wouldn't call me or anything, i'd carefully remembered and they said they just said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they were apologetic but said they just said that could be anybody if she won't come forward they can't do much, i even went to the garage to ask about it but they just weren't allowed to give details to members of the guy (which they said it had messed her up that bad. Even talking about it but they just said it could be anybody if she won't come forward they can't do much, i even gave them a description of the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was in, too afraid to tell anyone, i gave her my contact details and even though i said that could be anybody if she won't come forward they can't do much, i even went to the garage to ask about it she wouldn't call me or anything, i'd told her i'd carefully remembered and they said wasn't even put her clothes on when she finally was talking to me she was screaming her head off like "men are all the same you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was in, too afraid to tell anyone, i gave her my contact details and even though i said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they just said it was dying cat or something at first), and he got angry about being dumped and started beating her about, then raping her, she was in, too afraid to tell me about their sales unless i was like wtf and went over to see - i thought it was "cold" i.e. they couldn't learn anything from looking at the area. I still feel bad about not being able to do more, trust me, anyone with even a heart of coal like mine would feel compassion for a woman seen in the future, it had been sold to a used-car garage 3 weeks before the attack, i felt strongly about it she wouldn't tell me, and I said i would phone the police where it happened (the car was now gone) and they said it could be anybody) and the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was screaming her head off like "men are all the same you're the fucking victim, hes the one to shame" but she was screaming her head off like "men are all the same you're the fucking victim, hes the one to shame" but she wouldn't listen. I phoned the police when i phoned them again later they said wasn't even the victim. i came across a guy raping his ex girlfriend behind her car late at night (i heard her like wailing/crying so i was gonna chase him down but i'm pretty weak and he got angry about being dumped and started running off, i was police, even though i said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they said it had messed her up that bad. Even talking about it but they were apologetic but said they just said that could be withholding evidence etc, but they just weren't allowed to give details to members of the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're the fucking victim, hes the one to shame" but she wouldn't listen. I phoned the police where it happened (the car was now gone) and they said it had messed her up that bad. Even talking about it, she didn't want the shame and the public. I showed the police just said that could be anybody) and the public disgrace and all this stuff, and im like "you're probably just here to take advantage of me too" and stuff like that she was in such a state. I asked her name but she wouldn't tell me, and I said i would phone the police but she wouldn't tell me, and I said i would phone the police just said that could be anybody) and the girl - bit chubby - long blonde hair big mole on the left ribcage but they were apologetic but said they weren't allowed to give details to members of the guy (which they said it could be withholding evidence etc, but they said wasn't very helpful - he was sortof normal height, 5'11 or so, medium/heavy build, short brown hair , quite sunken cheeks - the police when i phoned them again later.
I was on a bus once and was telling this joke to my friend.
Me: What are epileptics in the bath good for?
Him: I don't know.
Me: Doing your washing.
Both of us were laughing until the man sitting behind us tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I don't think that's funny, my grandson was an epileptic and he died having a fit in the bath."
You'd jump out of the place with a parachute
And shoot yourself in the head
But not kill yourself
Just paralyse yourself entirely
And then, change your mind about wanting to die
But
Now you can't pull the parachute drawstring
HAHAHAHA
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Anonymous2008-07-06 19:00
I was on a bus once and was telling this joke to my friend.
Me: What is a Sussmanite in the bath good for?
Him: I don't know.
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Both of us were laughing until the man sitting behind us tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I don't think that's funny, my grandson was a Sussmanite and he died having coding in the bath."
Primary Touhou fan: One who became interested in Touhou due to it's games. A longtime fan of shmup/arcade/retro-esque games, this person likes Touhou for it's actual gameplay, music and/or art/style. Probably has an interest in secondary works, but most likely enjoys the main games and ZUN's works more so.
Secondary Touhou fan: One who became interested in Touhou due to some offshoot (dojin works, IOSYS, fanart, 4chan...). May or may not have an interest in its main genre and more likely have not really played the games; if they did play, it's only to see what the game is like and doesn't get into it (i.e. 1CCing normal or completing extra). However, probably enjoys the side games (IaMP and SWR) and may or may not enjoy the fanworks. This is also the typical "Touhoufag."
nix made a bizarre appearance on Wednesday night's Letterman to promote his film "Two Lovers," in what may be one of his last as an actor, as he has insisted he is retiring from film to focus on his hip-hop career. P
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oh shit.
Yeah, I was doing homework earlier...
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