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What Operating System

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:14

Do EXPERT PROGRAMMERS use?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:14

Plan 9

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:17

GNU

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:32

EXPERT PROGRAMMERS write their own OS

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:39

>>4
EXPERT PROGRAMMERS compile their own OS with their own ANSI C compilers they've made at the age of 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:43

emacs

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:46

The one that's on my LISP MACHINE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:54

GNU/Hurd

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:58

>>2
Planned Parenthood?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 21:03

TRON

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 21:04

Movitz

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 21:05

>>2
I enjoy this. I'd use it if more software were available for it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 22:18

BeOS. It was ahead of its time when it came out, but now it's ancient and nothing supports it. Because of these factors, running BeOS on a computer today is both sophisticated and hardcore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 23:00

>>8
hey another gary niger user. do you run it on the metal or have you modified it to work with your hardware or do you run in emulated?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 0:22

mona os

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 0:24

Menuet32

Any other operating system is cocksuckery.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 2:11

UBANTO LUNIX

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:16

windows xp

Name: John 2008-02-26 10:29

Hey Retards,

My name is John, and I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass toy languages. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any BSD, let alone HP-UX working from scratch? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to programming web-code in PHP with a graphical IDE or using shell scripts to do a perl-scripts work.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the leader of a major OS project, and had coded my own C98 compatible ANSI-C compiler by the time I was twelve. What kind of an assembler do you use to debug, other than "I am so retarded I just use printf to print progress"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot sister (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:31

>>19
Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:34

>>19
Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:55

>>19
Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 11:56

Go back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 12:46

back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 15:26

>>23-24
Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:28

[quote]Cash was SO shit[/quote]

[indent]am I doing it rite[/indent]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:30

[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:37

Erlang is my OS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:38

>>13
Haiku > BeOS

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:43

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:46

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:48

shiichan needs and [iframe] tag

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:59

>>32
No, shiichan needs monads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 18:58

emacs

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 23:04

Abstract Interrupt Driver System

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-27 0:56

>>35
AIDS Interrupt Driver System

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-27 22:45

Expert programmers use every OS and jack off to FreeBSD.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 1:57

I don't use any OS, I communicate with the spirit inside the computer directly, through the means of machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 2:26

Does that have anything to do with the topic or is it just your way of saying, "I've read SICP"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 4:21

>>39
This may surprise you, but I invented the ``Does that have anything to do with the topic or is it just your way of saying, ``I've read SICP''?'' meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 5:14

>>40
This may surprise you, but I invented the ``This may surprise you'' meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 8:28

This might surprise you, but this might surprise you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 12:59

This might surprise you, but also it might not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 14:09

This might surprise you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 14:44

LINUX

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 15:18

http://img.4chan.org/b/res/56092269.html
This thread is full of ENTERPRISE SEPPLES PROGRAMMERS !

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 15:24

>>46
404,deleted

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 15:39

>>46
It burnses us.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 16:32

>>46
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 17:37

Windows Vista.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 18:07

>>50
I'm lost in the meta-levels of trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 18:23

FreeBSD 7.0-RELEASE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 18:46

Any

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 19:33

>>51
You'd be surprised how good Vista is, actually. Looks pretty and runs Emacs <3

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 19:38

[..] Vista [..] Emacs

Now you have three problems

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 20:00

>>55
Enjoy being too stupud to run Windows properly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 20:08

>>55
Enjoy being too stupud to edit text properly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 20:21

>>56-57
Enjoy being too stupud to troll properly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 23:58

Really though, how many people here are using vista?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 1:10

I think Sussman said in a recent interview that he was using Vista

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2008-02-29 1:13

>>60
This is correct.

          Gerald Jay Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 1:14

>>61
I always knew he was a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 1:20

Mr GJ Sussman, don't you know, it's a beautiful GNU day?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 1:30

>>60,61
wait what? I couldn't find anything about that using the keywords ``sussman vista system gerry OR gerald'' into Google.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 2:56

>>64
Did you try ``geralt''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 4:55

>>64
Wait a couple of days.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 6:00

I have run all but dry of understanding for programmers that willfully pick anything else than OS X as their platform of choice. I know a few that are still stuck in the rut for various reasons -- none of them desire.
Apple will continue to trounce everyone else for the preferred geek platform. The stigma of not being able to use Textmate will increase (watch the Rails screencasts).

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 6:20

>>67
10/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 6:34

>>67
I happen to value not being subjugated to the software proprietor.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 7:03

>>69
YHBT. Hint: DHH

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 7:57

>>70
DON'T HELP HIM!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 8:22

>>67
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OS X is like.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 9:03

>>72

OMG! That is pure lulz.
Fucking saved!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 10:38

>>73
back to /b/ plz

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 10:41

Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 12:14

>>75,76
back to /b/, please.

Name: dhh 2008-02-29 16:40

>>69
>>72
sup rms

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 16:50

>>77
sup dhh

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 19:50

>>79
Haha! win!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 22:11

>>80
I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 22:16

>>81
Same person and we have been trolled constantly

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 22:37

>>81 is a beet troll

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 0:55

>>83
can go suck a cock

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 1:09

>>84 failed to grant ``replying to yourself'' meme status

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 8:32

ENTERPRISE DEVELOPERS use Windows Server 2008

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:19

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:32

<-- check em dubz

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