My name is John, and I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass toy languages. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any BSD, let alone HP-UX working from scratch? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to programming web-code in PHP with a graphical IDE or using shell scripts to do a perl-scripts work.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the leader of a major OS project, and had coded my own C98 compatible ANSI-C compiler by the time I was twelve. What kind of an assembler do you use to debug, other than "I am so retarded I just use printf to print progress"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot sister (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.