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What Operating System

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:14

Do EXPERT PROGRAMMERS use?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:14

Plan 9

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:17

GNU

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:32

EXPERT PROGRAMMERS write their own OS

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:39

>>4
EXPERT PROGRAMMERS compile their own OS with their own ANSI C compilers they've made at the age of 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:43

emacs

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:46

The one that's on my LISP MACHINE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:54

GNU/Hurd

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:58

>>2
Planned Parenthood?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 21:03

TRON

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 21:04

Movitz

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 21:05

>>2
I enjoy this. I'd use it if more software were available for it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 22:18

BeOS. It was ahead of its time when it came out, but now it's ancient and nothing supports it. Because of these factors, running BeOS on a computer today is both sophisticated and hardcore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 23:00

>>8
hey another gary niger user. do you run it on the metal or have you modified it to work with your hardware or do you run in emulated?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 0:22

mona os

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 0:24

Menuet32

Any other operating system is cocksuckery.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 2:11

UBANTO LUNIX

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:16

windows xp

Name: John 2008-02-26 10:29

Hey Retards,

My name is John, and I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass toy languages. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any BSD, let alone HP-UX working from scratch? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to programming web-code in PHP with a graphical IDE or using shell scripts to do a perl-scripts work.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the leader of a major OS project, and had coded my own C98 compatible ANSI-C compiler by the time I was twelve. What kind of an assembler do you use to debug, other than "I am so retarded I just use printf to print progress"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot sister (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:31

>>19
Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:34

>>19
Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:55

>>19
Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 11:56

Go back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 12:46

back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 15:26

>>23-24
Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:28

[quote]Cash was SO shit[/quote]

[indent]am I doing it rite[/indent]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:30

[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:37

Erlang is my OS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:38

>>13
Haiku > BeOS

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:43

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:46

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:48

shiichan needs and [iframe] tag

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 16:59

>>32
No, shiichan needs monads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 18:58

emacs

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 23:04

Abstract Interrupt Driver System

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-27 0:56

>>35
AIDS Interrupt Driver System

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-27 22:45

Expert programmers use every OS and jack off to FreeBSD.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 1:57

I don't use any OS, I communicate with the spirit inside the computer directly, through the means of machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 2:26

Does that have anything to do with the topic or is it just your way of saying, "I've read SICP"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 4:21

>>39
This may surprise you, but I invented the ``Does that have anything to do with the topic or is it just your way of saying, ``I've read SICP''?'' meme.

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