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The most useless language you know?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:31

Sup prog. I was just curious as to what is the most obsolete or useless programming language you know.

I myself learned Atari BASIC in high school, and regret my time wasted to this day. I have yet to come across something BASIC does that can't be done better, faster or more efficiently in C, Perl, etc. BASIC's only impact on the world of programming as far as I'm concerned is that it taught kids to write sloppy code way before Java did.

Anyone else have a similar experience?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:32

*/prog/

Disregard, cocks, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:39

>>1
I learned some Prolog at university, and it was just incredibly irritating to use for anything outside a narrow range of problems. I haven't used it since, and never intend to again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:49

hrm. lua.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:52

LISP obviously. Or Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:15

>>5
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:16

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:23

German.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:25

>>7
local fuck_you = "faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:26

XSLT

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:27

I know C++ fairly well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:33

moonrock

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:37

python

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:42

>>9
repeat bawwww() until butt~="hurt" end

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:46

HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 13:33

PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 13:37

Factor

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 13:39

French

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 13:49

OP here. If you guys could offer a little background on how/why you learned whatever language you did, I'd appreciate it... even if only because I find stuff like that interesting

>>8
>>18
Programming languages, fagorts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:17

>>19
You missed out >>15

HTML is not a Programming language, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:21

>>19
I learned Prolog because I didn't want to take the Java II course, and that was the only other thing on offer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:25

Joy

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:27

Æ

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:27

>>20
Compare and observe:
M-x haskell-mode
M-x perl-mode
M-x html-mode
M-x german-mode[no match]
.
Please draw conclusions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:27

Smalltalk. I learned it in one of my programming language classes, and it made me puke.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:29

>>24
Please decipher the acronym HTML kthxbai

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:32

>>24
M-x lojban-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:32

>>25
You don't understand Smalltalk.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:38

>>28
"you" fuck

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:44

>>26
And since when markup != programming? You can even write games in HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 15:08

>>30
I hope you get cancer and die of AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 16:23

>>30
facepalm.jpg 3/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 17:06

>>25
Seriously? You don't belong here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 17:23

LOLOLOL I HEAR U LIKE MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 17:28

>>34
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:00

Prolog is awesome. Most people hate it because it's so much unlike all other forms of programming. Another thing is that solutions in Prolog are usually very concise. You actually spend a lot more time thinking than LOL TYPING CODE AWAY.

My only problem with it is that after a while, things tend to either work or break randomly without anyone really understanding how.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:06

in order:
1- prolog
2- lisp
3- java

>My only problem with it is that after a while, things tend to either work or break randomly without anyone really understanding how.

thats its fucking problem

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:08

>>31
i fuckin lold

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:23

>>37
So, you were too dumb to understand Prolog or Lisp, then you just threw Java in there to sound cool, am I correct?

Failure.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:55

>>36
My only problem with it is that after a while, things tend to either work or break randomly without anyone really understanding how.
Yep, that's what I meant

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 19:42

>>30
Oh god, your not that stupid german fuck, are you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 19:53

>>41
"your" != "you're"

I'm a GRAMMAR NAZI

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 20:35

I use OpenScript at work. I swear to God, I've never seen anything like this.
First of all, there are only variables and arrays. That's all the typing there is. You can assign a number, a string, or an object to any variable.
The object-oriented part is designed to be used by mental deficients: instead of "object.member" it's "member OF object". Instead of "this->member" it's "MY member". Instead of "function(*this)" it's "function(SELF)".

It's like a goddamn retarded Visual BASIC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 21:08

- all except C

It's all I ever needed (well, plus some scripting languages but they're not real programming languages).

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:12

probably apple basic, I've used it a fair bit when I'm screwing around on the ][c, but that hardly counts as useful 24 years later

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 22:31

ENTERPRISE JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 23:58

- all except C
It's all I ever learned (well, I tried learning other languages but I couldn't understand them).

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 5:34

brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 6:14

la lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 7:29

>>49
.ui mi talva la lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 7:31

ko mo

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 9:45

mi amigos

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 16:37

3

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 16:54

Latin

Name: iaml33t 2008-02-15 16:55

WTF?

kthxbye

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 17:32

Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 18:31

LITHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 23:23

BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:47

My own programming language I invented.  I call it ABC.  It uses three instructions.  A B and C.
A  - increment the accumulator
B  - decrement the accumulator
C  - print out accumulator as a number.

So for example, printing out 1337 would be:

acaaccaaaac


My phone number would be:

aaaaacbbbbcaacbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaacaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbcaaacaaacc

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:49

>>59
Oh God.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:50

>>59
Not Touring-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:53

>>59 is GvR

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:54

>>59
Recommend adding instruction D: Print out accumulator as an ascii character.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:54

I'm writing an ABC compiler in Haskell right now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:55

>>59
Now calculate 2*2 in ABC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:56

>>65
aaaac

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:57

Actually, aacaac. It's a syntactic sugar for a while loop, if you look closer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:01

>>66
No, that's printing out the number 4. Here's some basic tasts for you to do in ABC:
1. Print "Hello, world!"
2. Calculate the sum of all prime numbers up to 100.
3. Predict what >>69 will say.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:01

Thats the beauty of ABC programming.  No calculations.  You can show the result of PI if you felt like coding forever.  I also extended ABC greatly in ABC-AT (Advanced Text).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:02

>>68
>Calculate the sum of all prime numbers up to 100.

I would love to see that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:03

ABC is not a programming language. It's just a retarded way to count.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:04

>>69
Thats the beauty of ABC programming.  No programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:04

>>68,70
Ok.

aaaaaaacaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacaaaaaaaccaaa
cbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbcbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaacaaacbbbbbbcbbbbbbbbcbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
c


Where C outputs ASCII.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:56

Ok this shit is just plain retarded. Especially when it comes to outputting ascii characters.

To print the letter 'l' as the first letter of the first word i would have to have 108 a instructions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:59



<?php $a =$c =0 ;while(
! feof( STDIN) ){ $q .=
fgets(STDIN) ;}foreach(
str_split(preg_replace(
"{\s}","",strtolower($q
)))as $w){$c++;if($w ==
"a")$a++;elseif($w=="b"
)$a--;elseif($w=="c" ){
if(in_array("-a",$argv)
){echo chr  ($a  )  ; }
else echo  $a  ; } } ?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:02

>>75

$ abc.php
acaaccaaaac
^Z
1337

$ abc.php -a
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac
!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:03

>>76
^Z didn't show up in the second example. hmm.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 8:59

>>74
What's the matter, too EXPERT for you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 9:12

I'm writing ;;The ABC Programming Language~~. Expect the release in a week.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 15:37

I'm going to go wit logo. Although making the turtle move in crazy patterns is spiritually soothing, I have yet to find an ENTERPRISE job where I can make use of this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 17:34

You do know that Logo is a Lisp like language? The drawing turtle of Logo is completely optional. Anywhere you can use Lisp, you can also use Logo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 4:47

FORTRAN. What do I apply that knowledge to these days?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 6:27

>>82
uhmm, have you tried fortran programming?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 6:55

SCHEME

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 7:32

C#

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 12:49

I have no use anymore for my l33t 16-bit assembly skills - damn you monolithic OS:s, damn you Intel, damn you progress.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 14:28

.net in general

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 16:36

ruby on rails

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 16:43

>>18
This may surprise you, but I use French everyday to read my copy of Structures et Interprétation des Programmes Informatiques and to troll french canadian faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 17:09

BASIC obviously, learned it by myself when I was 15 (first language I learned too). It is really useless, but when you don't know shit, it's a good way to start coding "basic" stuff. I eventually moved to real shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 18:06

>>89
Don't mess with quebecers, they'll fuck your shit up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 19:46

>>89
Have you read your SIPI today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 20:14

>>92
Do you have a sippy cup?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 21:10

Most obsolete: 6502 assembly
Most useless: C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 21:26

J#

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 0:05

A++

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 1:02

Actionscript when I was in junior high lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 4:43

using System;
using System.Security.Cryptography;

class sha256{
 public static void Main(){
  Console.WriteLine(BitConverter.ToString((new SHA256Managed()).ComputeHash(System.Console.OpenStandardInput())).Replace("-",""));
 }
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 4:47

Haskell, LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 5:10

>>98
Funniest thing about those is that they don't even exist in toy languages.

What, cryptography? Did you mean: calculating factorials?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 9:32

>>100
Implementing cryptographic algorithms yourself is a fun exercise. I once implemented DES in Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 9:33

>>101
When you were twelve?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 9:38

>>101
a fun exercise
Accurate description of toy languages.

Name: Bruce Schneier 2008-04-04 10:41

Have you read your ACPASCC today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 16:56

Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 19:35

for (int i=0; i<5; ++i)
    cout << "Number: " << i;

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 19:44

>>106
mapM_ print [1..5]
Sepples refuted, HASKELL WINS!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 20:03

|\___
 |^_^/
 |  /  r     puts'12345'
 | |___|

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 20:10

>>108
Shutup suave space ferret

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 2:20

Haskell, LISP, Prolog

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 5:27

>>110
3 best languages in the worlde

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 5:39

>>111
I'd substitute FIOC for Prologue to agree with you.

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