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The most useless language you know?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:31

Sup prog. I was just curious as to what is the most obsolete or useless programming language you know.

I myself learned Atari BASIC in high school, and regret my time wasted to this day. I have yet to come across something BASIC does that can't be done better, faster or more efficiently in C, Perl, etc. BASIC's only impact on the world of programming as far as I'm concerned is that it taught kids to write sloppy code way before Java did.

Anyone else have a similar experience?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 17:34

You do know that Logo is a Lisp like language? The drawing turtle of Logo is completely optional. Anywhere you can use Lisp, you can also use Logo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 4:47

FORTRAN. What do I apply that knowledge to these days?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 6:27

>>82
uhmm, have you tried fortran programming?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 6:55

SCHEME

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 7:32

C#

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 12:49

I have no use anymore for my l33t 16-bit assembly skills - damn you monolithic OS:s, damn you Intel, damn you progress.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 14:28

.net in general

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 16:36

ruby on rails

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 16:43

>>18
This may surprise you, but I use French everyday to read my copy of Structures et Interprétation des Programmes Informatiques and to troll french canadian faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 17:09

BASIC obviously, learned it by myself when I was 15 (first language I learned too). It is really useless, but when you don't know shit, it's a good way to start coding "basic" stuff. I eventually moved to real shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 18:06

>>89
Don't mess with quebecers, they'll fuck your shit up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 19:46

>>89
Have you read your SIPI today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 20:14

>>92
Do you have a sippy cup?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 21:10

Most obsolete: 6502 assembly
Most useless: C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 21:26

J#

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 0:05

A++

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 1:02

Actionscript when I was in junior high lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 4:43

using System;
using System.Security.Cryptography;

class sha256{
 public static void Main(){
  Console.WriteLine(BitConverter.ToString((new SHA256Managed()).ComputeHash(System.Console.OpenStandardInput())).Replace("-",""));
 }
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 4:47

Haskell, LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 5:10

>>98
Funniest thing about those is that they don't even exist in toy languages.

What, cryptography? Did you mean: calculating factorials?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 9:32

>>100
Implementing cryptographic algorithms yourself is a fun exercise. I once implemented DES in Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 9:33

>>101
When you were twelve?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 9:38

>>101
a fun exercise
Accurate description of toy languages.

Name: Bruce Schneier 2008-04-04 10:41

Have you read your ACPASCC today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 16:56

Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 19:35

for (int i=0; i<5; ++i)
    cout << "Number: " << i;

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 19:44

>>106
mapM_ print [1..5]
Sepples refuted, HASKELL WINS!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 20:03

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 20:10

>>108
Shutup suave space ferret

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 2:20

Haskell, LISP, Prolog

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 5:27

>>110
3 best languages in the worlde

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 5:39

>>111
I'd substitute FIOC for Prologue to agree with you.

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