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The most useless language you know?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:31

Sup prog. I was just curious as to what is the most obsolete or useless programming language you know.

I myself learned Atari BASIC in high school, and regret my time wasted to this day. I have yet to come across something BASIC does that can't be done better, faster or more efficiently in C, Perl, etc. BASIC's only impact on the world of programming as far as I'm concerned is that it taught kids to write sloppy code way before Java did.

Anyone else have a similar experience?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:32

*/prog/

Disregard, cocks, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:39

>>1
I learned some Prolog at university, and it was just incredibly irritating to use for anything outside a narrow range of problems. I haven't used it since, and never intend to again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:49

hrm. lua.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:52

LISP obviously. Or Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:15

>>5
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:16

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:23

German.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:25

>>7
local fuck_you = "faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:26

XSLT

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:27

I know C++ fairly well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:33

moonrock

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:37

python

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:42

>>9
repeat bawwww() until butt~="hurt" end

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:46

HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 13:33

PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 13:37

Factor

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 13:39

French

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 13:49

OP here. If you guys could offer a little background on how/why you learned whatever language you did, I'd appreciate it... even if only because I find stuff like that interesting

>>8
>>18
Programming languages, fagorts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:17

>>19
You missed out >>15

HTML is not a Programming language, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:21

>>19
I learned Prolog because I didn't want to take the Java II course, and that was the only other thing on offer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:25

Joy

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:27

Æ

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:27

>>20
Compare and observe:
M-x haskell-mode
M-x perl-mode
M-x html-mode
M-x german-mode[no match]
.
Please draw conclusions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:27

Smalltalk. I learned it in one of my programming language classes, and it made me puke.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:29

>>24
Please decipher the acronym HTML kthxbai

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:32

>>24
M-x lojban-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:32

>>25
You don't understand Smalltalk.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:38

>>28
"you" fuck

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:44

>>26
And since when markup != programming? You can even write games in HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 15:08

>>30
I hope you get cancer and die of AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 16:23

>>30
facepalm.jpg 3/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 17:06

>>25
Seriously? You don't belong here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 17:23

LOLOLOL I HEAR U LIKE MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 17:28

>>34
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:00

Prolog is awesome. Most people hate it because it's so much unlike all other forms of programming. Another thing is that solutions in Prolog are usually very concise. You actually spend a lot more time thinking than LOL TYPING CODE AWAY.

My only problem with it is that after a while, things tend to either work or break randomly without anyone really understanding how.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:06

in order:
1- prolog
2- lisp
3- java

>My only problem with it is that after a while, things tend to either work or break randomly without anyone really understanding how.

thats its fucking problem

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:08

>>31
i fuckin lold

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:23

>>37
So, you were too dumb to understand Prolog or Lisp, then you just threw Java in there to sound cool, am I correct?

Failure.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:55

>>36
My only problem with it is that after a while, things tend to either work or break randomly without anyone really understanding how.
Yep, that's what I meant

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