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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 15:50

7chan's /pr has declared open Jihad on our innocent /prog/, and our ways of the [b]Scheme[/u] and the EXPERT FUQIN PROGRAMMERS who follow our SUSSMAN!

http://lol.7chan.org/pr

You know what do, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 15:51

MY BBCODE FAILED. I AM SORRY MASTER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 16:02

this thread made me lol heartily

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 17:13

Not your personal cudder.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 17:25

>>4
Oh you rebel you!

Name: James Atkinson 2008-01-15 17:59

>>2
Forgiven

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 18:03

Jesus fuck, I have to scroll down a full two pages to get past that huge ass sticky thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 22:25

One word, kusaba. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 5:53

A preliminary study done by... me in March 2005 found that
there was no noticeable difference between 2channel and
forums.gentoo.org in terms of useful posts, off-topic posts,
and nonsense in a long thread about technical issues

LOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 8:44

That ... site ... killed my inner programming child.  What a concentrated fuckload of fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 9:53

http://sfw.7chan.org/halp/
They have a /comp/, haha.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 11:40

>>11
And oh look, TWO fucking locked sticky threads requiring me to page down. And all the mods are namefags and use gay capcodes to increase the size of their e-penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 18:41

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 18:58

http://lol.7chan.org/pr/res/5247.html
Hi guys, I made a simple PHP script that just rotates a bunch of images in the same folder. Same kind as in the banner here on 7chan, but this one's for mass distribution. Also, it has it's downfalls *shrug*.

Hmm...
http://www.google.com/search?q=rotate.php
Sure looks like "mass distribution" to me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 19:01

>>13
A hearty lol. I uploaded a tarball of gore, upload it all, attached to pro-SICP messages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 20:39

Fucking stickies. How can people use those boards? I now take back everything I said about Waha*, stickies are a fucking cancer.


* - Besides the BBCode related stuff, fuck your wakabamark, BBCode is the ultimate language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 20:54

>>16
Wakabamark is just a bad attempt at markdown. The real thing is actually real nice.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 20:56

/prog/snake shall prevail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 21:36

>>17
You mean Wakaba or Wakabamark?

I agree, Wakaba is nice, but Wakabamark is just stupid. Why force people to learn a different way to format text when everyone is already familiar with BBCode? I admit BBCode is fucking stupid and was invented by PHP programmers who can't write secure code, but let's face it, people are used to it and expect to be able to use it whenever BBSes support text formatting.

Waha's "HTML subset" is admittedly "The Right Thing", but it ends up being annoying when you're supposed to remember it JUST for posting on 4-ch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 21:48

>>19
I meant wakabamark. It's just a light version of markdown.

Markdown reference:
http://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/
http://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/index.text (example)

Markdown is very easy to learn and a real timesaver if you  publish stuff on the web, but it's not really suitable for imageboards or textboards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 22:58

>>20
what can shiitchan's light version of bbcode do that wakabamark can't?
the only thing i can think of is spoiler tags. spoiler tags are completely useless except for EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 23:37

>>21
Not mangling people's post when they don't know about the formatting syntax. If you don't know about it, you can't accidentally use BBCODE in a post, but you can use markdown accidentally. (Not that I think it's enough of a problem to take issue with wakabamark, but it'd be better if wakaba/kareha defaulted to plain text)

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 3:30

Java is still my favorite. I think everyone should learn java at some point in time because its the most effective way of learning to code properly in an object oriented way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 4:52

>>23
HAHAHAHA OH WOW

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 4:55

>>20
Markdown is very annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 6:36

>>25
It's less annoying than BBCODE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 8:22

>>22
But that's precisely the point of wakabamark -- that you don't have to know the formatting to use it. People naturally write *like this* for emphasis in plain text, and use > to lead into a quote. Markdown has a lot of extra shit in it that screws up posts when you're not expecting it, but for the most part wakabamark tends to stay out of the way (unless you're writing line noise valid Perl code).

BBcode is ridiculous. It forces people to learn a new way to make text bold, even if they already know HTML, and it doesn't save a damn thing. The only reason UBB even invented that abomination is so they could apply a shitty regex to posts to convert [(b|i|u)\](.*?)[/\1\] to <$1>$2</$1> without allowing for injection attacks with other tags, and when they made it more complicated (with [url] and the like) it defeated its own purpose. Just use HTML and sanitize it properly, that way people who know HTML already know what they're doing, and those who don't know it are actually learning something USEFUL instead of a stupid halfassed subset of HTML with a new syntax that only works on message boards, and which is implemented differently from one board to another.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 8:58

>>27
Waha under disguise detected. No one on 4chan uses the sage feature correctly.

Name: saeg 2008-01-17 9:49

>>28
m i doin it right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 10:29

>>27
BBCode is fine. It's easier to enter the [ and ] characters than with HTML, as Shift doesn't need to be held down.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 10:33

>>30
Not with Swedish/Finnish keyboards. AltGr + 8 and 9 for []

Name: sage 2008-01-17 10:39

>>31
Let me dredge some care from the Giveafuck Bay.

.
.
.

Whoops, nothing left for Finland!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 10:43

>>30
Don't use shitty american keyboards

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 10:51

>>33
It's Queen's English, actually

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 2:58

It's Queen's English, actually
Queen's English, actually
English, actually
actually
>

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 4:16

>>31
That's a horrible layout. I can't understand how some people manage to program using it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 4:31

Normally we just change to US/International to program.
Or program in a language without shitty brackets

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 5:37

I have a UK keyboard and I still prefer typing < and >. ¯\°_o/¯

>>23
object-obsessed

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 7:22

>>38
What is an object?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 7:36

>>39
A miserable pile of data

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 13:43

>>39
A miserable little pile of data and a vtable pointer!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 18:08

>>39
Oh my! That's quite a philosophical question. Are there any philosophers in the room?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 18:16

>>42
your fucking mom is a philosopher

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 18:25

>>43
What's that Suzanna? SPEAK THE FUCK UP BITCH.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 18:52

>>42
Yup got 5 over here, we can ask them when they're done dining..... hmm... seems like they're all waiting for something?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 19:15

>>45
give them a spoon or something

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 19:40

>>38
A miserable little pile of data and methods

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 9:19

>>42

>>> isinstance(object, object.__class__)
True
>>> isinstance(object.__class__, object)
True

This is pretty deep, man. I feel like I'm getting close to the essence of Democritus, here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:46

javascript:alert(typeof Object.prototype)
javascript:alert(Object.prototype instanceof Object)
wtf?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:52

No one has defined what an object is yet. You disappoint me, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:52

>>49
hmmm...
javascript:alert(eval(Object.prototype.toSource()) instanceof Object)

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:56

>>50
javascript:alert(Object instanceof Function)
javascript:alert(Function instanceof Object)

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:57

Well, to me an object object is an instance (also called an instantiation) of a class. Furthermore, an object contains a combination of data and instructions, making it capable of receiving messages, processing data, and sending messages to other objects (you might want to learn about so-called object-oriented programming to learn more.).

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:01

>>53
Code in objects = lame.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:06

object is an instance (also called an instantiation) of a class.
circular definition GET!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:27

>>55
Not really. A dog is a class of animals. My dog (object) is an instantiation of that class.
Type versus token, and all that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:28

But a class of animals is an instance of a class

Name: 53 2008-01-19 15:41

This is funny, because it's a killyank from Wikipedia. YHBT. YHLTG.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:59

>>56
a class is an instance of a class.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 16:04

And so life imitates art.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 16:32

And so life imitates farts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 18:37

And you wife is dating bart.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 18:43

And I made love to Humfry Bogart.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 18:45

>>56
Then what is a class?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 19:05

>>64
A miserable pile of mutations

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 19:06

>>64
A miserable little specification of data and methods

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 19:06

>>65,66
/prog/ hivemind

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-20 6:14

>>65
You seem to be confused. What do mutations have to do with anything?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:54

frfer

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:57

[spoilers]edwkd[/spoilers]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:57

kwedm

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:58

Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:39

is > this > multiline

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:40

no
this
is
>
>

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:41

< a
b
< a
< a

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:45

Where is Xarn?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:48

Xarn is with us in our jihad against the /pr/ infidels.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 17:30

>>73
>>74
Fuck
all
you
nigger
shits

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 17:51

>>78
you
suck


Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 18:10

>>40
DATA IS NOT AN OBJECT

Data is a man, alive and thinking. Being biological or not has no importance.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 18:30

>>80
alive
Metabolism, Growth, Reproduction. Data can do none of these.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 18:32

>>81
Yes he can. If you're such an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, how about you PROVE ME WRONG?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 18:39

>>81
All existence is made of data you dumbfuck.  Even you yourself are just data.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 18:59

>>83
How profound.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 19:07

>>83
Existence is made of pointers alone, pointing towards eachother. Everything is in the links, there's no dat.

God was an EXPERT SEPPLES PROGRAMMER

Name: Gerald Himmelein !XONm83jaIU 2008-04-11 5:18

This looks like a good thread for tripcode tests.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 17:07

oh shit

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 17:08

gtfo >>87, trying to blame it on someone else. We know it's #sicp that currently has fucked up /prog/.
(Well, ok, maybe some people from /pr/ are in #sicp. fuck them and fuck 7chan)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-24 22:02

I like fucking niggers in the ass.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-24 22:04

Holy war again gusy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-24 22:34

>>90
Sorry, no. The cancer has finally killed 7chan

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 0:11

/prog/ haxed /pr/'s anus. The war is over.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 0:20

Happy xmas war is over

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 2:36

WHAT HAPPEN ???

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 4:06

>>94
Well, it appears that the ACS is domain squatting 7chan, in a very strange turn of events.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 4:22

>>95
I can't deny that is awesome.

- "Fight cancer with your sneakers"
- "Learn about cancer"
- "Join the fight against cancer"
- "Managing your cancer experience"

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 4:22

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 6:22

>>97
I created an account for us.
sussmanite
destructiv
gjs@dodgit.com

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:15

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 10:45

100 GET

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 12:26

I think it's great that we can be optimistic about this. I was just wondering - where do you think the inhabitants of /pr/ will go now?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 12:48

>>101
Here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 12:48

>>101
Probably /code/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 12:49

>>101
/code/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 13:02

>>104
/code/ is much more like /pr/ than /prog/ is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 15:02

>>105
The ``serious textboard'', or the ``/prog/ with pictures'' /code/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 15:35

haha, oh wow.  Why the fuck would ACS buy 7chan?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:23

>>107
They didn't dumb ass.  Who ever owns the domain name of 7chan.org re routed the IP to the cancer server.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:31

>>106
The "helping board" /code/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:33

7chan failures are trying too hard again

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:36

Stop bumping my damn thread.

Name: sa 2008-05-25 16:42

>>111
I want to piss you off but I don't know if I should sage to tell you your thread is shit, or if I should not sage in order to bump the thread against your will. I'll half-sage then, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:45

>>108
Who ever owns the domain name of 7chan.org
That would be moot right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:08

>>85
GOD WAS A EXPERT BRAINFUCK PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:13

>>112
It was my first ever thread, and it was in response to an attack by the /pr/ niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:25

>>112
SAGE NO WORK THAT WAY

boolean sage;

Name: FULLFORCE 2008-05-25 18:05

>>114

GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 15:51

>>116

bool shit = false;

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 16:37

I heard tht C++ has no booleans. Is that true?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 17:06

>>119
Real programmers use raw assembly and manipulate structures bit-by-bit all the time. No need for stupid bloated booleans.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 18:50

>>120
This doesn't answer the question.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 20:28

C++ has booleans, yes. Therefore C++ is bloated.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 20:54

Bool had no idea what he was talking about fuck boolean logic!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 1:03

>>123
Seconded, analog computers are superior.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 1:37

bool type is of the few good features of sepples. It allows compiler to use bit registers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 7:54

>>125
I'll be sure to keep that in mind the next time I'm choosing a language for a 8051 project.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 8:14

>>126
And so a prog poster imitates an experienced developer

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 9:31

>>127
And so some faggot shows his faggotry three times in a five minute interval

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:28

>>128
And so, anus was haxed

Name: xyu 2008-10-18 10:44

%%ХУЙ%%

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-18 11:39

sage means un-bump in Latin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 6:41

>>39
Your favorite buttplug

Name: ಥ﹏ಥ 2009-05-24 7:06

https://www.7chan.org/pr/res/1604.html#1630
get back to /prog/ (kindergarten), faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 7:34

>>133
Whoever made the banner for that site doesn't know how to spell bukkake.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 12:27

https://www.7chan.org/pr/res/1214.html
Yep, still dumb as bricks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 23:10

Name: ELHO? 2011-06-26 16:58

ELHO?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-26 17:58

Wow this thread is old....

7chan doesn't even have a /pr/ anymore. They mixed it in with /halp/ just like the mixed the sfw and nsfw comic boards together.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 16:06

>>68

An object is like a miserable pile of delayed mutations. Like a cancer, which suddenly grows out your dick and eat it away.

http://www.scielo.br/img/revistas/ibju/v37n2/a10fig3.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 16:11

>>142
That picture... made me sad :(

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 16:16

I remember being banned at 7chan.org for a mild anti-PHP rant. And then they closed /pr/ at all, saying that programmers should be in /halp/ to help imbeciles with their ransomware crap. 7chan.org are fucking kikes and have strict anti-elitist rules.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 16:20

>>144
They just want to keep goyim in ignorance of truth and beauty, and maintain them in an infantilized state of dependance to jewish boilerplate.
Makes perfect sense to me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 16:27

>>141
Wow that comment is old. 7chan has a /pr/ again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 16:31

>>146
It's a board about pageranks or is it about public relations?

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