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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 15:50

7chan's /pr has declared open Jihad on our innocent /prog/, and our ways of the [b]Scheme[/u] and the EXPERT FUQIN PROGRAMMERS who follow our SUSSMAN!

http://lol.7chan.org/pr

You know what do, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 15:51

MY BBCODE FAILED. I AM SORRY MASTER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 16:02

this thread made me lol heartily

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 17:13

Not your personal cudder.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 17:25

>>4
Oh you rebel you!

Name: James Atkinson 2008-01-15 17:59

>>2
Forgiven

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 18:03

Jesus fuck, I have to scroll down a full two pages to get past that huge ass sticky thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 22:25

One word, kusaba. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 5:53

A preliminary study done by... me in March 2005 found that
there was no noticeable difference between 2channel and
forums.gentoo.org in terms of useful posts, off-topic posts,
and nonsense in a long thread about technical issues

LOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 8:44

That ... site ... killed my inner programming child.  What a concentrated fuckload of fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 9:53

http://sfw.7chan.org/halp/
They have a /comp/, haha.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 11:40

>>11
And oh look, TWO fucking locked sticky threads requiring me to page down. And all the mods are namefags and use gay capcodes to increase the size of their e-penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 18:41

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 18:58

http://lol.7chan.org/pr/res/5247.html
Hi guys, I made a simple PHP script that just rotates a bunch of images in the same folder. Same kind as in the banner here on 7chan, but this one's for mass distribution. Also, it has it's downfalls *shrug*.

Hmm...
http://www.google.com/search?q=rotate.php
Sure looks like "mass distribution" to me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 19:01

>>13
A hearty lol. I uploaded a tarball of gore, upload it all, attached to pro-SICP messages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 20:39

Fucking stickies. How can people use those boards? I now take back everything I said about Waha*, stickies are a fucking cancer.


* - Besides the BBCode related stuff, fuck your wakabamark, BBCode is the ultimate language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 20:54

>>16
Wakabamark is just a bad attempt at markdown. The real thing is actually real nice.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 20:56

/prog/snake shall prevail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 21:36

>>17
You mean Wakaba or Wakabamark?

I agree, Wakaba is nice, but Wakabamark is just stupid. Why force people to learn a different way to format text when everyone is already familiar with BBCode? I admit BBCode is fucking stupid and was invented by PHP programmers who can't write secure code, but let's face it, people are used to it and expect to be able to use it whenever BBSes support text formatting.

Waha's "HTML subset" is admittedly "The Right Thing", but it ends up being annoying when you're supposed to remember it JUST for posting on 4-ch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 21:48

>>19
I meant wakabamark. It's just a light version of markdown.

Markdown reference:
http://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/
http://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/index.text (example)

Markdown is very easy to learn and a real timesaver if you  publish stuff on the web, but it's not really suitable for imageboards or textboards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 22:58

>>20
what can shiitchan's light version of bbcode do that wakabamark can't?
the only thing i can think of is spoiler tags. spoiler tags are completely useless except for EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 23:37

>>21
Not mangling people's post when they don't know about the formatting syntax. If you don't know about it, you can't accidentally use BBCODE in a post, but you can use markdown accidentally. (Not that I think it's enough of a problem to take issue with wakabamark, but it'd be better if wakaba/kareha defaulted to plain text)

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 3:30

Java is still my favorite. I think everyone should learn java at some point in time because its the most effective way of learning to code properly in an object oriented way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 4:52

>>23
HAHAHAHA OH WOW

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 4:55

>>20
Markdown is very annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 6:36

>>25
It's less annoying than BBCODE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 8:22

>>22
But that's precisely the point of wakabamark -- that you don't have to know the formatting to use it. People naturally write *like this* for emphasis in plain text, and use > to lead into a quote. Markdown has a lot of extra shit in it that screws up posts when you're not expecting it, but for the most part wakabamark tends to stay out of the way (unless you're writing line noise valid Perl code).

BBcode is ridiculous. It forces people to learn a new way to make text bold, even if they already know HTML, and it doesn't save a damn thing. The only reason UBB even invented that abomination is so they could apply a shitty regex to posts to convert [(b|i|u)\](.*?)[/\1\] to <$1>$2</$1> without allowing for injection attacks with other tags, and when they made it more complicated (with [url] and the like) it defeated its own purpose. Just use HTML and sanitize it properly, that way people who know HTML already know what they're doing, and those who don't know it are actually learning something USEFUL instead of a stupid halfassed subset of HTML with a new syntax that only works on message boards, and which is implemented differently from one board to another.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 8:58

>>27
Waha under disguise detected. No one on 4chan uses the sage feature correctly.

Name: saeg 2008-01-17 9:49

>>28
m i doin it right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 10:29

>>27
BBCode is fine. It's easier to enter the [ and ] characters than with HTML, as Shift doesn't need to be held down.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 10:33

>>30
Not with Swedish/Finnish keyboards. AltGr + 8 and 9 for []

Name: sage 2008-01-17 10:39

>>31
Let me dredge some care from the Giveafuck Bay.

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Whoops, nothing left for Finland!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 10:43

>>30
Don't use shitty american keyboards

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-17 10:51

>>33
It's Queen's English, actually

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 2:58

It's Queen's English, actually
Queen's English, actually
English, actually
actually
>

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 4:16

>>31
That's a horrible layout. I can't understand how some people manage to program using it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 4:31

Normally we just change to US/International to program.
Or program in a language without shitty brackets

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 5:37

I have a UK keyboard and I still prefer typing < and >. ¯\°_o/¯

>>23
object-obsessed

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 7:22

>>38
What is an object?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 7:36

>>39
A miserable pile of data

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