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1
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-15 15:50
7chan's
/pr has declared open Jihad on our innocent
/prog/ , and our ways of the
[b] Scheme [/u] and the
EXPERT FUQIN PROGRAMMERS who follow our SUSSMAN!
http://lol.7chan.org/pr
You know what do,
/prog/ .
41
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-18 13:43
>>39
A miserable little pile of data and a vtable pointer!
42
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-18 18:08
>>39
Oh my! That's quite a philosophical question. Are there any philosophers in the room?
43
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-18 18:16
>>42
your fucking mom is a philosopher
44
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-18 18:25
>>43
What's that Suzanna? SPEAK THE FUCK UP BITCH.
45
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-18 18:52
>>42
Yup got 5 over here, we can ask them when they're done dining..... hmm... seems like they're all waiting for something?
46
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-18 19:15
>>45
give them a spoon or something
47
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-18 19:40
>>38
A miserable little pile of data and methods
48
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 9:19
>>42
>>> isinstance(object, object.__class__)
True
>>> isinstance(object.__class__, object)
True
This is pretty deep, man. I feel like I'm getting close to the essence of Democritus, here.
49
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 14:46
javascript:alert(typeof Object.prototype)
javascript:alert(Object.prototype instanceof Object)
wtf?
50
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 14:52
No one has defined what an object is yet. You disappoint me, /prog/.
51
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 14:52
>>49
hmmm...
javascript:alert(eval(Object.prototype.toSource()) instanceof Object)
52
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 14:56
>>50
javascript:alert(Object instanceof Function)
javascript:alert(Function instanceof Object)
53
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 14:57
Well, to me an object object is an instance (also called an instantiation) of a class. Furthermore, an object contains a combination of data and instructions, making it capable of receiving messages, processing data, and sending messages to other objects (you might want to learn about so-called object-oriented programming to learn more.).
54
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 15:01
>>53
Code in objects = lame.
55
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 15:06
object is an instance (also called an instantiation) of a class.
circular definition GET!
56
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 15:27
>>55
Not really. A dog is a class of animals. My dog (object) is an instantiation of that class.
Type versus token, and all that.
57
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 15:28
But a class of animals is an instance of a class
58
Name:
53
2008-01-19 15:41
This is funny, because it's a killyank from Wikipedia. YHBT. YHLTG.
59
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 15:59
>>56
a class is an instance of a class.
60
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 16:04
And so life imitates art.
61
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 16:32
And so life imitates farts.
62
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 18:37
And you wife is dating bart.
63
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 18:43
And I made love to Humfry Bogart.
64
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 18:45
>>56
Then what is a class?
65
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 19:05
>>64
A miserable pile of mutations
66
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 19:06
>>64
A miserable little specification of data and methods
67
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-19 19:06
68
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-20 6:14
>>65
You seem to be confused. What do mutations have to do with anything?
69
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 9:54
frfer
70
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 9:57
[spoilers]edwkd[/spoilers]
71
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 9:57
kwedm
72
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 9:58
Go away.
73
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 16:39
is > this > multiline
74
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 16:40
no
this
is
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75
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 16:41
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76
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 16:45
Where is Xarn ?
77
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 16:48
Xarn is with us in our jihad against the /pr/ infidels .
78
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 17:30
>>73
>>74
Fuck all you nigger shits
79
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 17:51
80
Name:
Anonymous
2008-04-10 18:10
>>40
DATA IS NOT AN OBJECT
Data is a man, alive and thinking. Being biological or not has no importance.
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