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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 15:50

7chan's /pr has declared open Jihad on our innocent /prog/, and our ways of the [b]Scheme[/u] and the EXPERT FUQIN PROGRAMMERS who follow our SUSSMAN!

http://lol.7chan.org/pr

You know what do, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 13:43

>>39
A miserable little pile of data and a vtable pointer!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 18:08

>>39
Oh my! That's quite a philosophical question. Are there any philosophers in the room?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 18:16

>>42
your fucking mom is a philosopher

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 18:25

>>43
What's that Suzanna? SPEAK THE FUCK UP BITCH.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 18:52

>>42
Yup got 5 over here, we can ask them when they're done dining..... hmm... seems like they're all waiting for something?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 19:15

>>45
give them a spoon or something

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 19:40

>>38
A miserable little pile of data and methods

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 9:19

>>42

>>> isinstance(object, object.__class__)
True
>>> isinstance(object.__class__, object)
True

This is pretty deep, man. I feel like I'm getting close to the essence of Democritus, here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:46

javascript:alert(typeof Object.prototype)
javascript:alert(Object.prototype instanceof Object)
wtf?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:52

No one has defined what an object is yet. You disappoint me, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:52

>>49
hmmm...
javascript:alert(eval(Object.prototype.toSource()) instanceof Object)

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:56

>>50
javascript:alert(Object instanceof Function)
javascript:alert(Function instanceof Object)

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 14:57

Well, to me an object object is an instance (also called an instantiation) of a class. Furthermore, an object contains a combination of data and instructions, making it capable of receiving messages, processing data, and sending messages to other objects (you might want to learn about so-called object-oriented programming to learn more.).

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:01

>>53
Code in objects = lame.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:06

object is an instance (also called an instantiation) of a class.
circular definition GET!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:27

>>55
Not really. A dog is a class of animals. My dog (object) is an instantiation of that class.
Type versus token, and all that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:28

But a class of animals is an instance of a class

Name: 53 2008-01-19 15:41

This is funny, because it's a killyank from Wikipedia. YHBT. YHLTG.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 15:59

>>56
a class is an instance of a class.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 16:04

And so life imitates art.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 16:32

And so life imitates farts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 18:37

And you wife is dating bart.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 18:43

And I made love to Humfry Bogart.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 18:45

>>56
Then what is a class?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 19:05

>>64
A miserable pile of mutations

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 19:06

>>64
A miserable little specification of data and methods

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-19 19:06

>>65,66
/prog/ hivemind

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-20 6:14

>>65
You seem to be confused. What do mutations have to do with anything?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:54

frfer

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:57

[spoilers]edwkd[/spoilers]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:57

kwedm

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:58

Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:39

is > this > multiline

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:40

no
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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:41

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:45

Where is Xarn?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 16:48

Xarn is with us in our jihad against the /pr/ infidels.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 17:30

>>73
>>74
Fuck
all
you
nigger
shits

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 17:51

>>78
you
suck


Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 18:10

>>40
DATA IS NOT AN OBJECT

Data is a man, alive and thinking. Being biological or not has no importance.

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