What's Rule #1? What's Rule #3?

  Rule #1: Spammers lie
  Rule #2: If a spammer ever appears to be telling the truth, consult Rule #1
  Rule #3: Spammers are stupid

I believe the first two rules came first, and the third was tacked on at some point later. Less widely stated rules include:

  Rule #0: Spam is theft
  Krueger's Corollary to Rule #3: Spammer lies are really stupid
  Russell's Corollary to Rule #3: Never underestimate the stupidity of spammers.

There are a few alternative versions of the rules, including:

  Rule #1: Spammers lie
  Rule #2: There is no such thing as legitimate or ethical UCE
  Rule #3: Spammers are stupid

yes

sage

GET OUT

The only rules that exist are about the Fight Club.

>>5
Shut the fuck up, nobody cares about that shitty movie except faggots who think they're intellectual because they "understood" it. It's just fucking drivel. If you want to see actual smart people talk, go watch a few SICP lectures.

>>6
Sounds like you're butthurt about your ADHD preventing you from ejoying movies.

>>7

It wasn't a very good movie anyway.

>>5
You lie.

>>8
it was a pretty nice movie. and it was very easy to "understand" it, lol

>>10
cocks

I wants lots and lots of some delectable pot!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Don't change these.

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