What's Rule #1? What's Rule #3?

  Rule #1: Spammers lie
  Rule #2: If a spammer ever appears to be telling the truth, consult Rule #1
  Rule #3: Spammers are stupid

I believe the first two rules came first, and the third was tacked on at some point later. Less widely stated rules include:

  Rule #0: Spam is theft
  Krueger's Corollary to Rule #3: Spammer lies are really stupid
  Russell's Corollary to Rule #3: Never underestimate the stupidity of spammers.

There are a few alternative versions of the rules, including:

  Rule #1: Spammers lie
  Rule #2: There is no such thing as legitimate or ethical UCE
  Rule #3: Spammers are stupid

>>7

It wasn't a very good movie anyway.