What's Rule #1? What's Rule #3?

  Rule #1: Spammers lie
  Rule #2: If a spammer ever appears to be telling the truth, consult Rule #1
  Rule #3: Spammers are stupid

I believe the first two rules came first, and the third was tacked on at some point later. Less widely stated rules include:

  Rule #0: Spam is theft
  Krueger's Corollary to Rule #3: Spammer lies are really stupid
  Russell's Corollary to Rule #3: Never underestimate the stupidity of spammers.

There are a few alternative versions of the rules, including:

  Rule #1: Spammers lie
  Rule #2: There is no such thing as legitimate or ethical UCE
  Rule #3: Spammers are stupid

>>5
Shut the fuck up, nobody cares about that shitty movie except faggots who think they're intellectual because they "understood" it. It's just fucking drivel. If you want to see actual smart people talk, go watch a few SICP lectures.