Are you ready to get pumped?

Hi, this board is all about programmers, [b][u][i]EXPERT PROGRAMMERS[/u][/u][/b].  This board is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about programmers.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:
1. Programmers are mammals.
2. Ninjas code ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the programmer is to flip out and code APPLICATIONS

Programmers can code anything they want!  Programmers use advanced data structs ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this programmer who was coding at a diner.  And when some dude installed VB, the programmer wrote a whole operating system.  My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened an xterm.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Programming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that programmers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Programmers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Programmers write code that is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start haskell next year.  I love programmers with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Fuck off.

All totally true, programmers are supreme beings !

2. Ninjas code ALL the time.
WHOOPS. Missed that one!

WHOOPS oh and the uppercut one too.

>>1
Fuqin failure.  You have enraged me.  To the degree that I am considering writing a better variation of this copypasta.

>>6
Don't bother, it's crap.

>>7
you better get a life right now

>>5
Also REAL Ultimate Programming doesn't match with REAL Ultimate Power.

Massive failure.

>>1
You think "Ask a Ninja" is funny, don't you.

>>10
I don't know what that is

>>11
You'd think "Ask a Ninja" is funny.

>>12
no, it seems a bit too sad for me. i mean, it stinks of trying to hard. videos = fail for something so trivial. i didn't even watch them. but real ultimate power is an amazing site. it probably took 5 seconds to make, which is what makes it so great. no effort at all

Are you a PROGRAMMER? Are you EXTREME? Are you an EXTREME PROGRAMMER?

EXTREME PROGRAMMING Explained describes EXTREME PROGRAMMING as being:

    * An attempt to reconcile humanity and productivity
    * A mechanism for social change
    * A path to improvement
    * A style of development
    * A software development discipline

The main aim of EXTREME PROGRAMMING is to reduce the cost of change. In traditional system development methods (such as SSADM) the requirements for the system are determined at the beginning of the development project and often fixed from that point on. This means that the cost of changing the requirements at a later stage (a common feature of software engineering projects) will be high.

EXTREME PROGRAMMING sets out to reduce the cost of change by introducing basic values, principles and practices. By applying EXTREME PROGRAMMING, a system development project should be more flexible with respect to changes.

EXTREME PROGRAMMING is all about five core values:
    * Communication
    * Simplicity
    * Feedback
    * Courage
    * Respect

Building software systems requires communicating system requirements to the developers of the system. In formal software development methodologies, this task is accomplished through documentation. Extreme Programming techniques can be viewed as methods for rapidly building and disseminating institutional knowledge among members of a development team. The goal is to give all developers a shared view of the system which matches the view held by the users of the system. To this end, Extreme Programming favors simple designs, common metaphors, collaboration of users and programmers, frequent verbal communication, and feedback.

JEWS

Programmers shouldn't be Elitist.... they should be humble

You didn't have to build your own OS, thank the gods of Coding =) and their electronic Forefathers =D

We have nice languages to code in, and a keyboard....
Instead of Pure machine code and punch cards.... =)

Think of the poor mechanics, who would have to spend money buying metal, then probably pay a machinist to fabricate a single part, etc, etc... If they were to actually do anything more than fix the same shitty engines....

>>17 cretin

>>17
GET OUT!

>>18, 19, mechanics? =)
I guess there's no automotive page?

Or ungrateful 'Cretin' programmers...
All you have to do is type in the Code...
Yes, i'm sure it was tricky, but it wasn't all that hard..

It's not like someone hasn't already built your OS for you, even the compiler is ready built....

Shit, you're probably even using someone else's Alg's, you lazy bugger...

In which case you're more like a mechanic? Taking apart someone else's design, and putting it back together again... =D

>>18
>>19
Small time if you didn't code your own OS in the 70's.

>>20
You are not n3n7i... Fucking imposter? =)

Look at me I'm stupid =)
Oh man =)
=)
emoticons :D MSN XD ROFL

*See's =)
*Thinks 'Emoticon'
...Certified Autist =D

All this re-inventing the wheel, at least i know i'll be in good shape if I come across something New...

/prog could use some wisdom...

Using an un-optimized low-level Compiler (such as tcc) is beneficial to learning How To Optimize Code....
the compiler Won't do it for you now....

Old machines are also good for this, due to the magnified effect of less-than-optimal code on slower cpu's....
Small improvements are more obvious when everything takes longer... =)

>>26
Not autistic enough to appear authentic.